#1
I think you guys will like this story. A woman left a box of ribs out to dry. What happened next will go down in history:

Officers in Clarksville promptly arrived with a bomb squad and a bomb-inspecting robot. The city's Public Square was quickly cordoned off while police made their delicious swoop on the box. Tension was high as they made their approach.

The box was found to contain... ribs.


Delicious and ironic.
#2
Fantabulous...
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#3
Silly Americans wasting money in Barbecue Robots..
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#4
If a robot is involved in some kind of barbeque, its not a waste!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#5
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If a robot is involved in some kind of barbeque, its not a waste!

No robot can cook barbecue ribs better than a human
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#6
Holy cow! Did the cops grill the woman about the contents of the box?
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#7
[facepalm]
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Holy cow! Did the cops grill the woman about the contents of the box?
[/facepalm]

Srsly
#8
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Holy cow! Did the cops grill the woman about the contents of the box?


I expect some saucy words were used.

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Srsly


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and
CAREFUL NOW


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Last edited by Zolom at Jun 20, 2010,
#9
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Holy cow! Did the cops grill the woman about the contents of the box?




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#10
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I expect some saucy words were used.


Thats pretty meat!
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Last edited by shattamakar at Jun 20, 2010,
#13
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What's the police's beef with ribs?

I don't know, but they seemed pretty heated.
#14
I wonder what kind of story is going to be cooked up to show why this wasn't a legit waste of time..
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#16
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How is it ironic?

Meat has lots of iron.
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#17
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#18
i think that woman has a "bone to pick" with police


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#20
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Is every box left behind considered a bomb over there?


Pretty much.
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#24
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Is every box left behind considered a bomb over there?


Yep. I used to work on a Naval base doing IT work and I was going to drop a printer off at one of the buildings and the road was blocked off, so I took another one and then it got blocked off and I couldn't get to the building. The base police had the area quarantined because there was an unmarked package outside one of the buildings. They brought in HAZMAT and everything. I couldn't get back out to the main road and I couldn't do what I needed to do for about 45 minutes until they determined it was just someone's lunchbox.
#26
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Well I say well done to the cops.


That probably sucked.


On the bright side, they had something to eat afterwards.
#27
did they at least eat them afterward?
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#28
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did they at least eat them afterward?


I don't know, but if they did they probably had an "explosion" in their bowels later.
#29
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I don't know, but if they did they probably had an "explosion" in their bowels later.


And then they had had sex with a cow of a woman wearing ribbed condoms over their meat.
/thread.
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#32
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I think you guys will like this story. A woman left a box of ribs out to dry. What happened next will go down in history:


Delicious and ironic.

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A woman left a box of ribs out to dry. What happened next will go down in history:


Delicious and ironic.

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What happened next will go down in history:


Delicious and ironic.

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Delicious and ironic.

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ironic.

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#34
Hey, during the Pittsburgh Marathon people thought a can of ravioli was a bomb
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#35
Gosh, I bet the ribs were honey-glazed.
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#36
What a ribeting story.

They would have lost their hands and their appetite.

Looks like it was a Mexican stand-off.

I'll go home now.
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#37
Quite ribellious with our puns, aren't we?

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You sick bastard.



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