#1
Just use this link to create your own mad libs. If they are very lulzy, put them in this thread.

http://www.eduplace.com/tales/

Some awesome ones:

Welcome to The Hugh G Rection Show! Tonight Hugh G Rection will be interviewing Miley Cyrus.

Hugh G Rection: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Miley Cyrus. Having you on the show makes me feel NIGGALICIOUS!

Miley Cyrus: It makes me feel NIGGALICIOUS, too, Hugh G Rection! It's thrusty of you to invite me.

Hugh G Rection: There's been a lot of bacony talk about your trip to Niggaragua with Justin Bieber. In fact, in today's PENIS TIMEZ, Grace Condom wrote a column about your trip.

Miley Cyrus: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. Justin Bieber and I have never even been to Niggaragua. In fact, we haven't been out of Idaho for -666 years.

Hugh G Rection: Sounds like you were framed.

Miley Cyrus: That's right. What else would you like to know?

Hugh G Rection: Is it true that you own more than 3.1411592653589793238 CRACK MAMMAS?

Miley Cyrus: I do own CRACK MAMMAS, but only two.

Hugh G Rection: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Miley Cyrus. I really enjoyed schlicking with you!


ANOTHER:

Hi, I'm Barack OMABA's penis, and I want to tell you all about the new penis pump.

Have you seen the new penis pump? It's fantastic! It will lulzing and fapping with no problems at all. To use the penis pump, all you need are a few pubic hairs. Yes, folks, it's that easy.

Tired of always having to fisting? Well, now you can relax and let the clitoris-like penis pump do all the work.

Our customers love the penis pump!

Sam's mom said, “After using the penis pump, I'll never go back to using the condom. Why bother?”

This clitoris-like penis pump is available at any store that also sells douchebags. For a limited time, we are including a bonus skull ****er with each penis pump that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the penis pump and get the skull ****er absolutely free!

We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) penis pump will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of chavs!

Visit your local Olivias Adult Supercenter and pick up the penis pump. Act now, while supplies last!

Miley Cyrus: I enjoyed schlicking with you, too!
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#3
These Wacky Web Tales are geared for grades 3 and above.


Perfect for the Pit!

To contribute *ahem*

The Sky Is Falling!

Each spring, the sky turns penis. Giant drops of penis fall from the sky. All this penis helps the grass and the penis to grow, but it can make things really penis too.

Some places get so much penis, that rivers penis into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special penis on their cars.

And when the penis is falling, don't forget your penis. Otherwise, your feet might get penis if you penis in puddles!

After all the penis has fallen, the skies begin to penis. If you are lucky, you might see a huge penis stretched across the sky.
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#4
I fell asleep yesterday listening to an old album that my mom had. I really enjoyed it, though I had a weird dream. It was kind of like one of the old songs.

I've been workin' in Penisland,
All the wangy day.
I've been workin' in Penisland,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle penising?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear Mr. Wang shouting
“Dick, Cocking your horn? ”

Dick, won't you Cocking,
Dick, won't you Cocking,
Dick, won't you Cocking your horn?
Dick, won't you Cocking,
Dick, won't you Cocking,
Dick, won't you Cocking your horn?

Someone's in the Dick Room with Dick.
Someone's in the Dick Room, I know.
Someone's in the Dick Room with Dick
Strumming on the old vasoline.

It was the weirdest dream I've had in a long time!




I felt like someone had to do it.
#6
The poop is an animal that has poop fur with poop spots on its poop and poop. Its tail is shaped like a(n) poop which it uses to poop poop. An adult poop may weigh more than poop pounds and stand over poop feet high.

The poop can be found only in poop and poop. Although its favorite food is poop, it also likes to eat poop. If you ever see a(n) poop, be sure not to ever sing “poop.” That song makes it poop. Instead, give it a few poop and be on your way.
kill all humans
#7
I thought this was about rapper/producer Madlib.

I am dissappoint
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
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#8
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also, cute avatar.


I could say the same for you!



Except...I'm not effective against you at all.

Fuck.
#11
Are you bothered by ****ed up nigguhs? Do you feel slutty every day? Does your boner hurt? Then shitbitches is for you! This niggalicious, cuntacular treat is chock-full of cocks.

Here is what Mike Hawk of EPA, California had to say about shitbitches. “I start every day with shitbitches. It's simply ****tacular! Even my chode loves it.”

Don't delay! Buy shitbitches today!
#12
Summer Fun
Every summer, people head to Lake Tim near Bobtown. There are so many things to do at the lake. Lots of people snorkel, hoping to catch a glimpse of the massive Tigers that live in the lake.

On Saturdays, people have swimming relay races. Each team has 352 members. Swimmers carry cookies that are passed from one team member to the next. The winning team is awarded pancakes and waffles. Lots of people come to watch the races. They cheer on teams by shouting, “ÃœG FTW!”

After the races, people paddle their ice cream around the lake. Then everyone comes back to shore for a picnic of kebob sandwiches and pizza sundaes. Someone usually plays the toothpaste while people eat.

People are sad when the summer ends. But everyone looks forward to the next summer at Lake Tim when they can snorkel above the massive Tigers, swim for prizes of pancakes and waffles, and paddle their ice cream.


wat.
#13
lol
"No one has to go to school in Kenville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Dave Grohl and Tom Hanks are two of the teachers. Dave Grohl teaches Math and Tom Hanks teaches guitar. "
#14
the fuckers came to do a concert in nigger jewville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every buttday night, all the people who live in nigger jewville put on their gay, rainbow assless chaps and walk their jews to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to the fuckers play porn music, and eat cocks.

No one has to go to school in nigger jewville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because jew and jew are two of the teachers. jew teaches rape and jew teaches rape.

One day jew said to jew, “Maybe we should take the students on a field trip.”

“That's a(n) rapey idea, jew,” said jew. “Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of.”

“But that would be nigger jewville,” said jew.

“You're right!” jew exclaimed. “Call off the field trip! We're already here!”
kill all humans
#15
Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Baltimore to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate, Hayley Williams, will read a poem about a(n) vagina. And here is Hayley Williams.

Hayley Williams: Thank you, everyone. This is a very wet poem I wrote about a(n) vagina.

An Ode to a(n) vagina

The vagina is as big as a(n) ass.
It reminds me of small tits stripping.
O, the vagina. O, the vagina!
What do sexy people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the vagina. O, the vagina!
For some, you are smooth, but for others, you are soft.
If we are fapping, we pause when we think of you.
May you always tease.
O, the vagina. O, the vagina!
The end.

Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for cumming.

--------------------------------

Don't you hear Kensai shouting
“Momentosis, fap your horn? ”

Momentosis, won't you fap,
Momentosis, won't you fap,
Momentosis, won't you fap your horn?
Momentosis, won't you fap,
Momentosis, won't you fap,
Momentosis, won't you fap your horn?
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#16
Step 1: Go to your local UG and buy 12 pieces of wood. Pieces should be at least 666 inches wide by 100 inches long.
Step 2: Buy 5 guitars in size Large.
Step 3: Buy a roll of metal cord.
Step 4: At the hardware store, buy a large container of 10 basses.
Step 5: Look in your kitchen cabinets for a bottle of piss.
Step 6: Take wood pieces and UREH them together with a hammer. Be sure to wear safety condoms.
Step 7: Connect one end of the cord to the wood. Connect the other end of the cord to the basses. Pour the piss over the whole thing.
Step 8: Stand back.
Step 9: Plug it in and watch it go.

Be sure to stand far away and to put the cat or dog someplace safe. You won't have to worry about your chores anymore, because you now have a whole new mess to worry about!


wtf were the guitars for then!?!?!?!????
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#17
The Lt. Shineysides is an animal that has orange fur with pink spots on its penises and testicles. Its tail is shaped like a(n) pubic hair which it uses to rape cans. An adult Lt. Shineysides may weigh more than over 9000 pounds and stand over >9000 feet high.

The Lt. Shineysides can be found only in USA and England. Although its favorite food is chips, it also likes to eat cards. If you ever see a(n) Lt. Shineysides, be sure not to ever sing “"Keasbey Nights".” That song makes it gay. Instead, give it a few chips and be on your way.
#18
chaoticfables had everything a(n) Kensai could ask for. He had noobish food, a big, newfaggery bed, and the Pit family to look after him.

One morning chaoticfables woke up. “I'm hungry!” he said. He went down to the JacobTheMe but everyone in the Pit family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.

chaoticfables went outside and noobished down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a(n) nooby noob. “Gulp!” Down went the noob. “Not bad!” said chaoticfables.

Next, chaoticfables headed for the park. There he found a pair of Christians just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the Christians. “Mmmm, side!” said chaoticfables.

chaoticfables was feeling very no as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” chaoticfables swallowed Legend of Zelda and All Star Baseball 2001 whole.

“Shit!! It must be time to go home,” said chaoticfables. He Noped back home and up the stairs to his newfaggery bed.

“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, chaoticfables!” called Mrs. Pit.

“I don't feel very well,” groaned chaoticfables. “It must have been those ctb I ate for supper last night.” Burp!
#19
For my birthday, I got a new computer game. It's really sexy! The main character wears hard glasses, called the Multiple Perspecticles, that allow him to see what other people think. I have been ejaculating it a lot since I got it. I guess I've been playing the game a lot because I've started to be able to tell what people are thinking!

The other day, I forgot to take out the vagina and it was really creamed in the Sex Room. I could tell just by looking at my mom that she was mad! Another day, I forgot to make my lunch and I left my homework at home, so I called Dad at work. I could tell even without seeing him that he was pornish\. I think I may have on my own invisible Multiple Perspecticles!
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#20
One horny day, our class went hiking along the Chinatown River. Like all steamy hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried dicks, noodles, and one biscuit.

As we walked along the trail, Mrs. Schwartz noticed a(n) smelly footprint. “Do you think a(n) n*gger made these tracks?” Mrs. Schwartz asked.

“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested Mr. Dildo.

We swallowed for hours. Then I screamed, “SH**! I think I see a huge wang.”

“SH**!” we heard someone say. It was Mr. Long.
“Mr. Long!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge wang!”

“Do I look like a huge wang? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for hookers. There are lots of them here along the Chinatown River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”

“SH**!!” everyone said.

#21
I put related things in the list, I didn't plan this at all, promise.

"It was the best concert ever. While Ozzy played, 666 bats sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the bats sang better than Ozzy."
#25
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Oh, nevermind then





Catch or Streetlight?

both are great, songs and albums.
I think I like Catch's more overall though.
#26
Every year, MOTHER ****A!berg has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried MOTHER ****A! and MOTHER ****A! on a stick, and the face-MOTHER ****A! stand, MOTHER ****A!berg always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
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#27
It happened last Saturday. Rev and I were camping in my back yard. We were telling jokes and eating brownies when we heard an odd, fast noise coming from the bowl. We thought it sounded like a talking fish.

Bravely, Rev fapped to the fish. I heard forceful music and played to my friend. Right before my eyes I saw Rev disappear and then reappear as a peculiar, 1024–foot tiger. I ran! But then the tiger watched and said, “I'm starving. Got any pies?”

“Wa-wah-where's Rev?” I stammered.

“What's wrong with you? I am Rev!”

That's when I fainted.
#28
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It happened last Saturday. Rev and I were camping in my back yard. We were telling jokes and eating brownies when we heard an odd, fast noise coming from the bowl. We thought it sounded like a talking fish.

Bravely, Rev fapped to the fish. I heard forceful music and played to my friend. Right before my eyes I saw Rev disappear and then reappear as a peculiar, 1024–foot tiger. I ran! But then the tiger watched and said, “I'm starving. Got any pies?”

“Wa-wah-where's Rev?” I stammered.

“What's wrong with you? I am Rev!”

That's when I fainted.

the fuck?


Soap, what was in that bowl?
#29


Yesterday my class took a field trip to seattle. We had a really long time. The guide showed us one penis, at least 7 tits, and a very soft vagina.

Ian had an accident. He sucked over the clit and banged into Icy. She fell against a big ****in' awesome cawk and put her labia through the g-spot. We all squirted!

The trip was even more wet than a day at school.
#30
Quote by byob_soad2


Yesterday my class took a field trip to seattle. We had a really long time. The guide showed us one penis, at least 7 tits, and a very soft vagina.

Ian had an accident. He sucked over the clit and banged into Icy. She fell against a big ****in' awesome cawk and put her labia through the g-spot. We all squirted!


The trip was even more wet than a day at school.

wut
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#31
What a day this was! This morning before school, my slut broke, and I had to slut all the way to school. Then the teacher announced that we would be having a test next week on slut units of our textbook.

When I was slut to the cafeteria, I stepped in slut slut. I couldn't get the slut off my shoes! I opened my lunch sack, and then I realized that I had grabbed my leftover lunch from last week. The only things I had to eat were stale slut and slut grapes. Luckily, slut had some extra slut, so I didn't starve!

That afternoon we had gym class. The gym teacher told us we would be slut today, but I'd left my slut at home. So I had to slut instead.

On the way home from school, I dropped my bag, and all of my slut fell on the ground. At least we had my favorite slut for dinner!

It's been a long day. I hope tomorrow is better. I'm going to put on my special slut tomorrow morning, just in case!
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