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#1
Quick! I have only 9 months untill the country drafts me to go to the army! and i just finished the 12th grade today!

ok, so im being drafted in 9 months, i wanna make a list of things to do before im a soldier for 3 whole years doing god knows what
help me compose a list pit!

in short, what are some of the things you would do if you were being drafted in 9 months?

some of mine are see my favouirite Artists in a show, get a decent job and make some money, travel a bit( i had europe in mind), and perhaps learn piano.

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#4
Perfect long distance running with correct posture.
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#5
Move away so you don't have to join the army.
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#6
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Run long distance.


great idea, i think i will
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#7
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great idea, i think i will

No other high like a runner's high. It'll get you in shape by then too.
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Perfect long distance running with correct posture.

Ya those Canadians won't let in people with poor posture.
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#9
I would suggest kill someone, but if you're joining the army there'll be plenty of time for that. Write a novel, maybe? I have no idea, it's your time man, do whatever you want with it.
#10
run like a little bitch and go camping in the woods and fake your death to get out of it =D
#11
Read about the Vietnam War.
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#12
just bang bang bang bang bang. **** as much as you possibly can because I imagine that will be the last thing you'll be doing once your in the army. Smoke some weed as well, then you'll probably have to quit like two months before you go. But you have 9 months so thats plenty of smokin time. So, **** and smoke dope and thats about all the fun you could possibly have.
#14
Were you drafted or did you enlist? I didn't think anyone did a draft anymore.
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#17
High class hookers.
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#18
Live as though you aren't coming back.
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#19
What country has a freaking draft?
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#20
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Ya those Canadians won't let in people with poor posture.

Damn. He'll have to nail swimming across large bodies of water for that as well...

Goodluck and godspeed on your journey to Canada TS!
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What country has a freaking draft?

Israel.
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#21
eat potatoes...they gonna give you alot
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#22
You're acting like you're going to die when you join man!


Oh that's right. You are going to die, probably from friendly fire or poor equipment.
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#23
commit a felony
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#24
Weed. If they do a drugs test, it gets out of your system in 3 months so you've got plenty of time.

And have a house party, they're always good.

Good luck for the army btw.
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#25
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Were you drafted or did you enlist? I didn't think anyone did a draft anymore.
If he's talking about America then he probably enlisted considering how I graduated a year ago and haven't been called to war lol. Good Luck
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#26
im from israel, were forced by law to join the army =/
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#27
Then you should dodge the draft.
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#29
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im from israel, were forced by law to join the army =/

Then make do with your responsibilities as a citizen. That's all you can do.
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Then you should dodge the draft.

Not this.
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#30
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Then make do with your responsibilities as a citizen. That's all you can do.

Not this.


Damn straight...i can dodge it if i wanted to, but im not going to, its my responsibility as a citizen just like everybody elses around here
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#31
As much sex as possible. Because there won't be any more of it in 9 months.

Also, make a baby.
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#33
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Lots of countries still use conscription.
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Wow, they have a whole section on question and answers about sex and teenagers, even a quiz- 10 signs that your ready for sex its full of lol
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#34
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Wow, they have a whole section on question and answers about sex and teenagers, even a quiz- 10 signs that your ready for sex its full of lol

I didn't read anything else there. I just looked for a list.
So are you ready?
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#35
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I didn't read anything else there. I just looked for a list.
So are you ready?


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#36
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Then make do with your responsibilities as a citizen. That's all you can do.

Not this.


No he shouldn't put up with 'responsibilities' that he shouldn't ever have to be forced into. Every person should have the right to refuse to join the millitary if they like.


In fact

"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."

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Doing things just because some politician says you have to or else you aren't 'responsible' is mindless.
#38
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No he shouldn't put up with 'responsibilities' that he shouldn't ever have to be forced into. Every person should have the right to refuse to join the millitary if they like.


In fact

"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."

-FZ


Doing things just because some politician says you have to or else you aren't 'responsible' is mindless.



Well, in the end its my decision, i dont HAVE to listen to what the government tell me to do, hell i can pretened im crazy and get out of it any day now, but i -choose- to listen to this law. laws are not there for nothing, and if every other person would skip the army there probably wouldent be a country called Israel right now.
i choose to do it.
oh and by the way, you do-not have to listen to your mom. but even if she tells you not to play in the street?
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#39
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Well, in the end its my decision, i dont HAVE to listen to what the government tell me to do, hell i can pretened im crazy and get out of it any day now, but i -choose- to listen to this law. laws are not there for nothing, and if every other person would skip the army there probably wouldent be a country called Israel right now.
i choose to do it.
oh and by the way, you do-not have to listen to your mom. but even if she tells you not to play in the street?


If i get told to do something i ask for a reason why. I don't obey for no reason like a sheep.


Also considering the millitary action is in breach of international law (or at least a hell of a lot of the israeli millitary action is) then you should take a moral stand against it. The 'laws are there for a reason' thing is a non argument, lots of laws are there for reasons yes, lots of laws are very stupid and should be ignored when possible.
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Well, in the end its my decision, i dont HAVE to listen to what the government tell me to do, hell i can pretened im crazy and get out of it any day now, but i -choose- to listen to this law. laws are not there for nothing, and if every other person would skip the army there probably wouldent be a country called Israel right now.
i choose to do it.
oh and by the way, you do-not have to listen to your mom. but even if she tells you not to play in the street?


You know what, that is very honorable and brave of you. With that said, just try and take it easy and hang out with friends, that's what I would do, if I had to go to the Army.
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