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#3
Write a fucking book first.

Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#5
Wow that's old!!! Happy birthday man.

Yeah, we made you a surprise thread, but then we got stuck behind the curtains.
¡sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ suɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ʎluo

E-married to danny the fish



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That's a purdy mouth you got there, zelestros. Why don't we make good use of that in other ways...
#9
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I got you a car that was very popular in your childhood:

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#12
Dude!!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!
Fucking kids nowadays. It's all about me, me ,me.
Here

I got you a 6 pack but I drank the other five.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#13
You're on your way to becoming a Jackal58. Happy birthday!
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#14
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Dude!!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!
Fucking kids nowadays. It's all about me, me ,me.
Here

I got you a 6 pack but I drank the other five.

#15
i didnt get a birthday thred.
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#17
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You're on your way to becoming a Jackal58. Happy birthday!

Many worse things he could become.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#18
Happy birthday. I got you a henge.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#19


Bitches will be all over it.
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T-shirts are a sign of degeneration and decline.
#20
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You're on your way to becoming a Jackal58. Happy birthday!



What`s a Jackal58?

Happay Birthday, Sir.
#21
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Write a fucking book first.


This.

Happy birthday, though.

I hear old guys like those, but I'm not sure because they're invisible to me
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
^My girlfriend has one of those. This is worrying.

Also, I never get a cocking birthday thread.
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#25
Happy Birthday old man apparently ( i thought you were younger)! i'll loan you my birthday thread...

oh wait i didn't get one either
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#26
Happy birthday, wise sir. I'm a professional hitman, so for your present I'm assassinating every person in this thread that makes fun of how old you are.
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#27
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It's slang for 'octogenarian'.

I used to like you.


Did you do anything special for your birthday? Or anybody?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#29
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Happy birthday, wise sir. I'm a professional hitman, so for your present I'm assassinating every person in this thread that makes fun of how old you are.

I made fun of how young he was. Pfffffftttttt.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#30
Happy birthday man!

I upgraded your typewriter:

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#32
Quote by Jackal58
I used to like you.


Did you do anything special for your birthday? Or anybody?


I got slightly drunk with my nephew at his birthday party yesterday.

It's just not the same really when your birthday lands on a monday.
#33
I hope you're doing well in your nursing home

Happy Birthday! Drink a cold one for all of us
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#34
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I hope you're doing well in your nursing home

Happy Birthday! Drink a cold one for all of us


Thank you, I will, in the happy knowledge that unlike half of you lot, I legaly can.

I may even shave later.... just because I can.
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Jun 21, 2010,
#35
Happy Birthday!


I got you some cooki- HEY GET OFF THOSE!
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#37
Happy Fucking birthday!
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#39
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Thank you, I will, in the happy knowledge that unlike half of you lot, I legaly can.

Well sir. It's never too late. I just opened a nice cold one. You may feel free in joining me by opening a luke warm one. It is the summer solstice after all. If that and the fact that it's your birthday aren't reason enough to get hammered nothing is.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#40
Quote by SlackerBabbath
It's slang for 'octogenarian'.




It's like watching two bored deities take potshots at each other.

Happy birthday, Slacker!

I got you a ghutra and Oakleys so you can look like an Arab who wants to look like a Westerner



Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
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