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#4
Right now I wish the lolwut pear wasn't banned, that picture would go great with that article.
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#5
That's such a rude article!


I'm sure she is a nice lady, despite her size! People are so shallow!
#6
Teen is udderly in love

The drowning thing is a bit extreme, the water was fresian cold.

Wow you really milked that for all it was worth!
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#8
In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.


Oh yeah, I make that mistake all the time myself.
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#11
Why don't all of you moove these bad puns out of this thread?
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#15
He was "forced to marry the cow?"


That's not very nice

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#17
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What do you have beef with him or something?

I'm justr anxious about where they'll be honeyMOOning.
#18
Yeah happens to me too. Difference is, I don't mistake beautiful women with cows.

Oh snap!

But seriously. That's pretty funny :P
#19
Looks like he was getting an Abondance of vadge. Oh dairy me.

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#20
This story is Utterly retarded.
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#21
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I'm justr anxious about where they'll be honeyMOOning.



I hear they're going to Cattle-onia....
#22
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This story is Utterly retarded.


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#26
This article confuses me; did they kill him?
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#27
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I hear they're going to Cattle-onia....


You're going to need butter puns than that to survive around here
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#28
Oh man... That's... Wow. I mean, they wasted that good bit of steak? Did they really have to drown the cow? Poor thing. Gets raped by a person, forced to marry it's rapist then drowned.

And, this is why you should stay out of the quiet kid's way. He'll rape your cow if you make something of it.
#29
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They'll have one hell hoof a time there.



I also like the choice. Clearly they are steering their marriage in the right direction.


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Well normally i can't seven-chambered-stomach this many puns in one place, so I'm making the best of it
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#30
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You're going to need butter puns than that to survive around here

And to quit emphasising them. Notice how this man did not emphasise his pun. Well done, sir. The rest of you, quit it. We're smart enough to find them.

Emphasising your pun is like expecting someone to be surprised when you punch them in the face after walking up and saying "Hey, guess what? I'm gonna punch you in the face."

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#32
Wow, you don't even have to have calf a brain to tell the difference between a cow and a woman. I say this is absolutely unbulleivable, I hope that the people there decide to steer him into the right direction.
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#33
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You guys have milked just about ever cow pun in this thread.


Oh I'm sure i cud fit a few more in

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I hope that the people there decide to steer him into the right direction.


nice, i was trying to find a way to put that one in somewhere

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And to quit emphasising them. Notice how this man did not emphasise his pun. Well done, sir. The rest of you, quit it. We're smart enough to find them.


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#34
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You guys have milked just about ever cow pun in this thread.

Bullshit.

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#35
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Oh I'm sure i cud fit a few more in



We should really stop, there's too much at steak.
#37
Wait, whoofs responsibility was it to take care of mental the guy? I thought thay did that in in small cowmunities like that. I propose that they find the leather of the town and make him set some plows for them to follow, cowncerning this kid.

(ok the law/plow thing was quite bad)

Edit: Maybe he was just horny
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#38
As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.


Does this happen often or something
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#39
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Oh I'm sure i cud fit a few more in


nice, i was trying to find a way to put that one in somewhere






Funny, if you can notice them that easily, you would have noticed that I already used that one! (The steer one)
#40
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We should really stop, there's too much at steak.


I agree, I wouldn't want this to taurus apart.

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Funny, if you can notice them that easily, you would have noticed that I already used that one! (The steer one)


I seem to have missed that post, nice one though
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