So im sitting in guitar center when these dudes come up to me and compliment my playing they then ask me to "play some flocka" my thoughts are play-what-now.
Im guessing they were assuming me being a young black kid I would immediatly know who that is. (or Im just over thinking things :-). I tell them I don't know who he is. So they proceed to tell me about how nice he is and how good his rhymes are.

Afterward I decide to go home and look this guy up because of how good he apparently is since I had heard his name followed by praise at previous times.
Frist off his full stage name is Waka Flocka Flames...and guess what guys...he is ****ing terrible. His shit was so bad I think it may have simultaneously given me a hernia.

immediately I start thinking...I can rap better than this nigga...and what type of nigga names him self waka flocka flames (which not to my surprise is supposed to be an Onomatopoeia for cocking and shooting a gun).

This guy is terrible!!! and Im Mad he is even around!! Him and his whole crappy ass label!!



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