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#1
Where do the socks go when you can't find them?
Last edited by fancypants1 at Jun 22, 2010,
#7
Fuckin' miracles.
Time keeps on slipping...


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#8
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I...I don't quite really know. God I am baffled...where do socks go when you can't find them!? WHERE DO THEY GO!?

I know right man anyone want to help me find mine
I live on capitol hill in WA
#9
In your shirt sleeves along with those annoying sheet things you put in the dryer.
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#10
Sock Gnomes get them and take them to a Secert Sock Layer where they harvest the Sockets (A Rare power Source!) They are another Breed of Gnome silimar to the Underwear Gnome except with Socks.

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#12
Quote by Xter
Sock Gnomes get them and take them to a Secert Sock Layer where they harvest the Sockets (A Rare power Source!) They are another Breed of Gnome silimar to the Underwear Gnome except with Socks.



Sometimes I think these gnomes and the pick gnomes have formed a secret alliance against me.
#13
Quote by Xter
Sock Gnomes get them and take them to a Secert Sock Layer where they harvest the Sockets (A Rare power Source!) They are another Breed of Gnome silimar to the Underwear Gnome except with Socks.


ohhhh man thats wat i was thinging
#14
Quote by fancypants1
I know right man anyone want to help me find mine
I live on capitol hill in WA

If I had my car right now I'd drive up there and help you

My money is on gnomes. Damn things steal everything
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#15
They're never lost, they just adopt new identities so you don't recognize them.

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Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#17
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Posting in legendary thread.

you made it partially less legendary by saying that.
also, ballsack
EDIT: *sigh* TS has had the best post yet.
EDIT 2: I take the first edit back.
EDIT 3: not really i just didnt want to seem like a douche
EDIT 4: I find the hitler sock mildly offensive, even though I'm not Jewish.
EDIT 5: ( . )( . )
Last edited by stratdud39 at Jun 21, 2010,
#20
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Sometimes I think these gnomes and the pick gnomes have formed a secret alliance against me.

It's US against THEM...

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#23
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#25
Gnomes hate musicians, that's a well known fact. Usually they just steal your picks, ruin your tone overnight, detune your guitar, that sort of thing, but if that doesn't get to you they might just take a bunch of socks.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#26
Quote by sadSTATUE
They're never lost, they just adopt new identities so you don't recognize them.


^ What I want to know is... WHO HAS F*CKING BROWN SOCKS!!!!!
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#27
I have no ****ing idea! I'll probably find a bunch when I clean my room, which will happen... never.
#28
Wow... I killed this thread. I am sad.
Edit: nevermind
Gear

Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
ESP LTD Alexi 600 Yellow
Ibanez RG560CA w/ SD Invader
Carvin DC747 Vintage Yellow
Ibanez RGA 8 QM w/ Dimarzio D-Active and PAF 8
Washburn KC-70v
Bass: 1980 Aria Pro II SB Elite II
Amps: Vox VT20+
Last edited by Wolf 6 at Jun 22, 2010,
#29
The famous book, The Lion, The Witch, and The Washing Machine should answer this and many more questions.
#30
I am also completely sober and this thread made me think of little gnomes riding socks downhill with little battle axes made from our picks in an attempt to kill other various little gnomes.
no sir away a papaya war is on
#31
they slip through the holes in the washing machine and get stuck in the works

HOLY CRAP THERE ARE GNOMES IN THE WASHING MACHINES
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#32
Socks are unique in that when they are left alone to breed, they lose a generation rather than produce one.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#34

Quote by blake1221
The famous book, The Lion, The Witch, and The Washing Machine should answer this and many more questions.

MOTHER ****ER
Quote by Xter
Sock Gnomes get them and take them to a Secert Sock Layer where they harvest the Sockets (A Rare power Source!) They are another Breed of Gnome silimar to the Pick Gnome, most evil being in all of existence, except with Socks.


fixed.
Last edited by cornmancer at Jul 3, 2010,
#35
They start thinking for themselves, in the ends we'll all be bowing down to our sock monster overlords.
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



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Stroke the furry walls.
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#36
Blame the heffalumps. 0.0
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#38
It's the squirrels, I swear. They make their god damn bushy tails out of the lint!
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