#1
Sometimes I feel bad for our men and women in blue that have to deal with this stuff:

SUGARLOAF KEY, Fla. – A reported "mummified" body on an abandoned boat in the Florida Keys turned out to be a mannequin. The Monroe County Sheriff's Office says a young couple spotted what they thought was a dead body in an abandoned boat off Sugarloaf Key on Saturday night...

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission sent a boat to take deputies to the scene. They found only a mannequin on the boat.


Read the rest on Yahoo!

If I may: after the police heard about this story, I bet they kept it under wraps. (rimshot)
#2
Of corpse something like this would happen.
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#3
wonder if the mannequin they found was achmed...
you know who im talking about
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#4
Wow, thats interesting. I'll go tell my mummy!
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#5
I cannot come up with a pun that does not make me want to bang my head into my keyboard.

So I will post NOTHING.

Oh, wait, I've already posted this..

AH, f**k it.
#6
Well it looks like this case is.... dead in the water.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


eh, close enough.
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#7
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Of corpse something like this would happen.


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#8
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Of corpse something like this would happen.

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#12
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Man, I kin understand how something like that can happen.


Bricks were shat.

But seriously? Let's wrap it up with the puns already. They're getting old and musty. I don't think this thread can be preserved.
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#13
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Bricks were shat.

But seriously? Let's wrap it up with the puns already. They're getting old and musty. I don't think this thread can be preserved.


Oh, ho ho, I thought you were being serious for a moment there.
#14
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Bricks were shat.

But seriously? Let's wrap it up with the puns already. They're getting old and musty. I don't think this thread can be preserved.

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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#15
I bet they were so scared they ran to their mommies.
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#16
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I bet they were so scared they ran to their mommies.

No. Just no.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"