#1
Here's what you do: Go on facebook. Look at your homepage. Copy and paste first, the most interesting/funny status there (but don't post the full name) and second, the most lame and uninteresting status there.

So here's the most interesting one I found right now:

LeeRoy:its Facebook... Facebook Drama yall niggas weak. if you dont like the shit someone do just delete them, damn someone always got to keep someones else name in thier mouth... GROW THE FUCK UP. REAL SHIT!

And the most lame/uninteresting:

Henry: Had a great day but hate getting unknown call’s specially when they don’t leave you a voicemail
#3
Pete: Smoking pot through a water bong made from an M n'M tube.


Pete: I'm so baked
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



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If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#4
Alright let me just....


oh wait.

I don't have Facebook.
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#5
Lame. Also, Lamebook.com
Marshall amplifiers are the truest purveyors of rock and roll known to man.

"And give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer, and he doesn't become whoever, you know. He doesn't become us."

Holy crap, check this out!
#6
Lulz:

Jack (aka titsmcgee852) - is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Slightly gay:

Steph - grey's anatomy... woah woah woah... my heart can't take this much intensity :P

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#7
Had to pick from the few English ones there. I'm too lazy to translate.

Cory: I know this is a little gross, but hear me out on this. The taste of the burp after eating several tacos and drinking Jones Cream Soda is like heaven.

James: Sailing To Philadelphia by Mark Knopfler and James Taylor is pretty much the greatest song ever made.

*Hopes James doesn't see this*

Edit:
*Hopes Zero-Hartman (a.k.a. James) doesn't refresh *
Last edited by frankv at Jun 22, 2010,
#8
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James: Sailing To Philadelphia by Mark Knopfler and James Taylor is pretty much the greatest song ever made.

*Hopes James doesn't see this*

It is

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
Quote by frankv

Sailing To Philadelphia by Mark Knopfler and James Taylor is pretty much the greatest song ever made.

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say the greatest, but I actually really like it. It's a damn sweet song. Mark Knopfler is a legend.
Marshall amplifiers are the truest purveyors of rock and roll known to man.

"And give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer, and he doesn't become whoever, you know. He doesn't become us."

Holy crap, check this out!
#10
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Slightly gay:
Steph - grey's anatomy... woah woah woah... my heart can't take this much intensity :P


**** man, I'm watching the same episode

And after a bit of searching, the only lame status I could find was my own
"AHHHH GREY'S ANATOMY IS SO INTENSE "

There's blood in the water
Sinking, always sinking

#11
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Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say the greatest, but I actually really like it. It's a damn sweet song. Mark Knopfler is a legend.

Hey hey, don't argue with my Facebook status
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**** man, I'm watching the same episode

And after a bit of searching, the only lame status I could find was my own
"AHHHH GREY'S ANATOMY IS SO INTENSE "

Almost identical

Another one in my feed:

N - Mandy Moore on greys!!! :O
Guy I don't know - gay
N - shut up


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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#13
------ I've been totally straight edge (bar cigarettes and caffiene) for five days. Eating and sleeping properly. I feel ****ing fantastic. My mother noticed my good mood, and accused me of being on drugs.

And from a UGer, just for fun:

------ It's always a bit awkward when you catch the guy behind you with manga porn on his computer screen. It's still more awkward when he turns around and sees you staring.
#14
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**** man, I'm watching the same episode

And after a bit of searching, the only lame status I could find was my own
"AHHHH GREY'S ANATOMY IS SO INTENSE "

Me too, man. Contributing my own:

FUCK OFF GREY'S ANATOMY. STOP BEING SO GODDAMN FUCKING SAD. *bawls*

first comment: "Flaming homosexual."

#15
*guy*:The final album shows the last 22 elephants and our jubilation at finishing our project! Tan...no tan! Who cares! We got to Greenwich to find 52, Clair Le Lune and ziggy number 258. We also had an appointment to meet our one remaining naughty elephant, Gerald. A fantastic task, an amazing achievement, and then we went off to Chelsea to see the whole gang back together for one last time. An amazing summer event which made us love london, and unforgettable memories to keep in the trunk! haha


All, and I do mean ALL of his status updates are like this :/
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Steam: Drag_on88rr@hotmail.com
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Elvis Presley aint got no soul, Chuck Berry is rock and roll.

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