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#2
The Ice Cream van man comes down my street on rainy and cold days too.
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The Ice Cream van man comes down my street on rainy and cold days too.


Same here, it makes no sense. Who wants ice-cream on a rainy cold day, yet still people buy it.
#6
We call them pedophiles in america.
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#8
The ice cream men in my area sell heroin
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#9
I applied to be an ice cream man a few years ago. I never got the job. It's been my lifelong dream, and it shattered me. I haven't eaten ice cream ever since...
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#10
Yes we have an ice cream man but he barely is around anymore. Since global warming cooled down or country(what), business just hasn't been the same. Shame. he was a good bloke with an epic beard.
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#11
Ice cream man with a truck and stuff? No
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#12
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#13
Ice Cream Truck

Usual comes every week or so i think.
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#14
When I'm in the garden I occasionally hear the ice cream tune, but by the time I can run out, it's already half way down the street. What usually follows is an epic chase scene involving me jumping on the windscreen and the driver swerving off a cliff.
#16
Yep we have an ice cream man, he's cool.
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#17
Sometimes I hear an elusive ice cream van somewhere on the estate. Its chimes of "greensleeves" ringing out from somewhere beyond the council houses. I am yet to spot it on my street though. I don't think the two-year-old mivvis in my freezer are edible anymore.
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#18
I used to as a kid.

Now we have drug peddler nicked-named "Ice-cream man" who sells crack.

I miss my childhood. *twitch*
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#22
Does anyone else remember the Ice-cream man episode from Dexter's Lab?
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#24
Why not just order ice cream off the internet? it's way easier.
#26
The ice cream man is a dick, plastering his van with "beware of children", what did we ever do?
#27
Yup, there's one that comes down my street everyday. Whats really awesome though is that he doesn't serve chipwiches and Popsicles, but legit soft serve ice cream. So goood.
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#29
^IDK, I think he's an independent dude just selling ice cream.
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#30
I was at my friends house watching the first England game last week and we heard an ice cream van that had music that should have been in a tense part of Mario or something.
#31
Sure it wasn't on the tv as they tried to liven up a dire game of football?
#32
You lucky bastards

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#33
Yes, there is. He comes around every day at the moment.. Every time I hear "mister sandman" I want some icecream now .
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#34
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Sure it wasn't on the tv as they tried to liven up a dire game of football?


I thought it was my imagination/ the tv until i saw the van outside. The game definitely didn't have liquid football though
#36
I live in a small town, so no we don't have an ice cream man. In fact I haven't seen one since I was a kid.
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#37
Yeah, I get an ice-cream man come down here a couple of times a month. Mmmmm White 99 Ice cream.
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#38
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The Ice Cream van man comes down my street on rainy and cold days too.


This. The idiots don't realise you want an ice cream when it's sunny, not when it's pissing down.
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#39
I wish we had an ice cream man .

One came by once, but I ran and couldn't catch up with him.
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