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#1
Who would you wake up as?


I would probably be a younger James Brown or Xena



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#2
"alive" or "dead" not fictional

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[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#4
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How can you wake up dead?

... this.....
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#5
I'd like to wake up feeling like P Diddy. Then I'd grab my glasses and hit the city.
#6
I know if i wake her, i ll wake up dead.
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#7
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I'd like to wake up feeling like P Diddy. Then I'd grab my glasses and hit the city.

I'd be the monster that you owe tree fiddy.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#8
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Someone has had too much jager in their slushy. :/
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First person on UG to be a grammar nazi and use the correct form of "your" in the correct context.

+ 70 virgins to you, my good sir.

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Girls DO fap...I don't though.
#11
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How can you wake up dead?

She's describing the person that you can wake up as, not the act of waking up.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#12
STEVE this i realized but i am lazy


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I'd like to wake up feeling like P Diddy. Then I'd grab my glasses and hit the city.

When you leave, brush you teeth with a bottle of Jack because I heard whiskey can get off the plaque


amidoinitrite?
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#13
Wy would you want to wake up as someone dead? I mean, you'd be dead...
Musical Theatre! *jazz hands*


...what am I doing on this site...
#16
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When you leave, brush you teeth with a bottle of Jack because I heard whiskey can get off the plaque


amidoinitrite?
Yes
#18


I'd rape myself in front of the mirror....forever.
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#21


Keep smirking. Ill suck your ass up.
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#22



So I could fuck a pigeon!
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#23
why do so many people want to be Jesus?
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#24
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I'd rape myself in front of the mirror....forever.


Agreed. I was going to post similar to this.
#25
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why do so many people want to be Jesus?


Water into wine. The earth is 3/4 water.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#26
Quote by Dirge Humani
How can you wake up dead?

becuase you go to bed alive.


anyway, Dave Grohl. because Dave Grohl doesn't have a bad day.
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#27
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Water into wine. The earth is 3/4 water.


MASSIVE hangover the day after though.
#28
Young clint eastwood



Or carl sagan

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#29
JD from scrubs, Cloud Strife or a character in a kevin smith film
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#30
I would wake up as Xenu, just to see what it is like to have complete idiots hate me.
Neo-Classical is ftw.
#32
All right better question

If you could wake up with anyone, alive or dead, the next morning: Who would it be?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#33
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All right better question

If you could wake up with anyone, alive or dead, the next morning: Who would it be?

Anderson Cooper, or Mickey from the movie Snatch


edit: maybe just my best friend Phillip.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
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tateandlyle
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#35

Just to make days last a little bit longer, and maybe change the inclination of the Earth's axis as well.
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#36
Quote by SteveHouse
All right better question

If you could wake up with anyone, alive or dead, the next morning: Who would it be?


That sweet young lady from yes man...Zoey somethin...
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Vereor Deus

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#38
Quote by SteveHouse
All right better question

If you could wake up with anyone, alive or dead, the next morning: Who would it be?
element4433
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#39
Quote by SteveHouse
All right better question

If you could wake up with anyone, alive or dead, the next morning: Who would it be?


Amanda Crew. I loved her in Sex Drive..
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