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#3
Ripping their beard off with their bare hands. If they're really manly, they'll use their bear hands.
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#4
Inb4 cumming blood

DoomdEdit: Srsly, what Metaldud said.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
Last edited by doomded at Jun 22, 2010,
#6
Quote by metaldud536
Pokemon battle.

this.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#9
By demanding sammiches.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#10
First rule of being a manly man is that you do not talk about being a manly man.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#12
*manly (sp.)

How about out-earning your parents on your first paycheck. ;P
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#13
real men don't eat honey

they eat bee's
Quote by sadistic_monkey

I suggest you construct a space station the size of a moon, and destroy their home planet.


Quote by Wratheh
Grab a lighter and light it by your ass while farting. That's how you flame someone.
#14
Quote by Zombee
First rule of being a manly man is that you do not talk about being a manly man.


Second rule of being a manly man is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT BEING A MANLY MAN.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#15
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
Manly men don't need to prove SHIT. Proof?


unless you count that perpetual determined scowl as proof


Gregory Peck don't need to prove shit ever. That's not a scowl on his face. That's a Gregory Peck on his face. He doesn't get angry or get laid. He gets Gregory Peck'd.

Hell, this is older, distinguished Gregory Peck:



He's so manly, Dennis Hopper, Jack Nicholson and Sean Connery stole different parts of his looks.
#16
Manly men don't prove anything to anyone, because it's nobody's goddamn business.
#19
We don't have the need to prove anything.

Quote by mulletboy14
A friend of mine recently shot a bear.
It was stupid and pointless, but kind of cool at the same time.


Shooting animals is always unmanly. Either you wrestle it down like the bitch it is or you don't touch it at all.
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#20
wear tights!
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#21
If you feel like you have something to prove then that usually means your self concious. which isnt very masculine!
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Quote by Radman_Paiza
I saw it with my dudefriend. But I'm totally not gay, because I have a girlfriend. She's imaginary, but atleast I have one.
#24
Quote by Kensai
We don't have the need to prove anything

Shooting animals is always unmanly. Either you wrestle it down like the bitch it is or you don't touch it at all.



Real Men don't fight Bears... They Fuck em.

And leave in the morning before they wake up.
#25
id tell you but telling you would remove my manlyness because men dont tell anything to bitches
other than get me a sammich
and
I SAY NO MAYO!
#27
slapping a tramp with your penis, just slap his face around, he doesn't care.
I'm like a black Dr. Who, Except I'm white

I only watch porn with names that are puns or have alliteration in the title...
#28
By cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest...with... A HERRING!
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#29
Wtf is This Manly Man stuff, I thought it was being a Man, Jeez my Sleep Posting dosnt help ethier
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#30
Kickbox a helicopter
Quote by SleightOfHand
****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

Quote by horloko
Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#32
Quote by Vendetta16
By cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest...with... A HERRING!

I love you for this! awesome quote
http://www.youtube.com/user/charliegray12212

check out my youtube channel for guitar covers.

Quote by Radman_Paiza
I saw it with my dudefriend. But I'm totally not gay, because I have a girlfriend. She's imaginary, but atleast I have one.
#34
Programming, of course.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#35
Quote by anorexorcist15
I love you for this! awesome quote

I aim to please now if you excuse me I have a date with a tree and a fish
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#36
They don't need to prove their manly manness they simply are.
Quote by fail
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#38
Fighting for a woman's right to marriage and impaling your opponent in a violent thrust with the stomach!...


With your penis...
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Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


...Wrong.



This spot in Hell...


...Is where I belong
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