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#1
Like things that your friends know you for saying, or just expressions you like to use, like "does the pope shit in the woods?"

That sort of thing.
#5
Never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

The whale is not a fish, it's an insect.
#6
from thine window to thine wall, till the sweat drips from mine balls
I'm like a black Dr. Who, Except I'm white

I only watch porn with names that are puns or have alliteration in the title...
#7
"when the going gets weird the weird turn pro"
Quote by rockybo
I'm making an igloo in my backyard later and smoking a bong in it.
#8
There's an ancient and mystical saying my wise Polish ancestors came up with:

"Impossible? Try sticking an umbrella in your ass and putting it up, that's impossible."

Bask in it's glory.
#9
Balls
CALL ME JOHN

MARSHALL JCM 2000 Amp head/Cab
White Synyster Custom 1/100
Rest of my rig on my profile!


Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


...Wrong.



This spot in Hell...


...Is where I belong
#12
"When god made you, he was having a bad day"
I take full credit for that
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#14
Quote by TheQuailman
There's an ancient and mystical saying my wise Polish ancestors came up with:

"Impossible? Try sticking an umbrella in your ass and putting it up, that's impossible."

Bask in it's glory.



Woah. Deep.


If it's got tits or tires, it's trouble.
Fender American Vintage '62 Stratocaster
Gibson Les Paul Custom
TC Electronic Polytune
Danelectro Blue Paisley
EHX Big Muff Pi w/ Tone Wicker
Dunlop Crybaby
EHX Deluxe Memory Boy
Egnater Tweaker

Quote by Jackal58
Yer pretty fly for a Canadian.
#18
"f*ckin smeghead"
Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#19
Damned if you do.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#20
Quote by ctb
Tits on a whale




"Oit Benders" or "You can't polish shit"
Quote by Kensai
You'll find whisky very different, but try it and you'll grow into it, soon you and whisky are one, but still two, lovers dancing across a frozen lake under moonlight, wrapped in honey and warmth.


Sums up whisky perfectly
#24
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Edit: It was wrong at first because I am tired.
kill all humans
Last edited by alaskan_ninja at Jun 22, 2010,
#25
"Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs"
As made famous by my grandfather, who lives in a bungalow. Used instead of "well, that's surprising."


"Happiness is only real when shared" - Christopher "Alexander Supertramp" McCandless
#27
"You now what happens when you stray from the herd? You get eaten by lions."

That's mine. Conformity FTW!
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#29
"ya know what? we'll cross that bridge when we come to it"
Quote by asator
YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#30
After making a point about something: "... it's that simple, and if you don't want to die, don't get born." (Sounds much better in Spanish).
Si lo ven que viene palo al tiburon
Vamos a darle duro sin vacilacion
Si lo ven que viene palo al Tiburon
En la union esta la fuerza y nuestra salvacion


#32
Quote by anorexorcist15
"well, when life gives you lemons.."



"...FIND ANOTHER GOD!"
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#34
Ooh, that reminds me of another good one:

"If life gives you gators, make Gatorade."
kill all humans
#36
My friends tell me that I say "Good deal" a lot...

and when I state false disbelief: "Yeah sure, and Jesus was a Jew."

and as a statement of anger: "Bitches and Hoes!"
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
My Gear:
PRS Custom 24
Standard MIM Tele
Larrivée LV-09E
Rivera Clubster 45 112 Combo Tube
Boss ME-20 Multi-effects pedal
Boss OC-3 Super octave pedal
My own home-made octave-up pedal
#38
bitch tits, wh0re tits, true story, does a bear shit in the woods?, wait if you're here...oh no!, and cerealy
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
#39
"If I'm honest..."

or

"I'm not even joking..."

or sometimes

"I shit you not..."

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



Steam: | PSN: Zeroxxed | Twitter:
#40
i wish i had friends to tell me my most used phrase.
oh well i have mr. breeze
http://www.youtube.com/user/charliegray12212

check out my youtube channel for guitar covers.

Quote by Radman_Paiza
I saw it with my dudefriend. But I'm totally not gay, because I have a girlfriend. She's imaginary, but atleast I have one.
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