#1
My buddy told me to join UG forums since i'm big into music and guitar.....

he also told me to check out "the pit"

I just entered and my brain already ****ing exploded all over the computer screen.

Congrat-u-****ing-lation-ssss you bunch of crazy ****tards
#3
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#6
This is one of the better introductory posts.
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

LOUD LOVE
#7


Damn straight

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#8
Welcome to The Pit.

This is an 'Elitists only' forum.
daytripper75

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#9
This is probably one of the best introductory posts I've ever seen.

Now leave, before The Pit eats your soul...
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#11
Yep, you can stay.

I'm just thrilled this wasn't a "Hey guys I look forward to your love and help! I can't wait to be franz." That shit makes me puke.
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#12
Quote by atmospheric88
My buddy told me to join UG forums since i'm big into music and guitar.....

he also told me to check out "the pit"

I just entered and my brain already ****ing exploded all over the computer screen.

Congrat-u-****ing-lation-ssss you bunch of crazy ****tards

Your friend is a complete asshole for suggesting that. He basically just riuned the rest of your life.
#14
It's really not that great, to be honest.
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#15
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Yep, you can stay.

I'm just thrilled this wasn't a "Hey guys I look forward to your love and help! I can't wait to be franz." That shit makes me puke.

Oh yeah, this x100.

I hate those threads. Though, they make me smile in a "corny movie about happiness and acceptance" kind of way.
#16
Welcome to UG d00d
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