#3
You'd think they'd check if you had one before the contest.
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#5
I bet he was gutted.

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#6
Sea, food isnt the only thing people sport.
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#7
Jesus, the organisers should have thrown the guy a line rather than taking the bait.
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#8
However, there also was a post-event lie-detector test, after which it was revealed that one of the hired crew did not possess a valid fishing license, available in North Carolina for only $15, or $30 for non-residents.


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However, there also was a post-event lie-detector test, after which it was revealed that one of the hired crew did not possess a valid fishing license, available in North Carolina for only $15, or $30 for non-residents

I can't believe he got cod.


#12
aww man thats a pain in the bass, they should give it to him anyway
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#13
Never heard of the big ass fish before, must be a new breed.