#1
So my fellow pit monkeys have you heard of any legends of the pit/UG and/or myths?
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#2
yep
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#3
I heard once that there are wimminz on UG.
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#4
that it's funny
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#6
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#8
If you wave a Swedish flag in front of a mirror three times, Kensai appears and defenestrates you.

You can do the same with an Israeli flag and Carmel.

EDIT-That should have said a Swedish flag...
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#9
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If you wave a Swedish in front of a mirror three times, Kensai appears and defenestrates you.


A swedish what exactly. Person? Meatball even? But watch out for that defenestration.
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#12
That if you are post of pr0nz then will you are preparing to get of the banned.
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
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#13
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That if you are post of pr0nz then will you are preparing to get of the banned.

wat.

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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#14
There are no black people on here.
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#15
I've heard the legend that Pit Monkeys don't know the difference between 'Their', 'There' and 'They're'.

It seems kinda true.
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#17
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Has anyone really even been as far as to decided as to go want do look like?


No, no one has really even far to go want look more like that, but I know what you are saying. Why would even want go as far more like that?
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

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#18
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No, no one has really even far to go want look more like that, but I know what you are saying. Why would even want go as far more like that?


It's just common sense.
#19
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No Asian's either.
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#20
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It's just common sense.


So true.
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

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#21
They say that in the forum of the banned, Voldemort and

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#23
If you turn out the lights and say Kensai's name in front of a mirror three times, you'll look like a freak to everyone else in the room.
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#25
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It seems kinda true.

God damn you Jay!



I like.
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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.