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As some of you may be aware, I am a teacher at a Primary School in England.

It's currently the time of the school year where things start winding down and everyone begins to think about the next academic year.

We teachers were told today by the powers that be that the theme for our class names next year will be 'Sea Creatures'.

So Pit, I ask you to put forward any ideas you may have for the name of my class next year.

They're 7 and 8 years of age, the name must be catchy and not too obscure. My current class is Anaconda Class which rolls off the tongue nicely when telling them off

"Anaconda Class... I am disappoint"

Go forth, UGers... Lend me your classname ideas!

Thanks, Shyne.
Last edited by Shyne at Jun 23, 2010,
Suggestive looking oyster class.

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Sea Men

.... sorry, it's late
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Sinisa Rules all.

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I only watch porn with names that are puns or have alliteration in the title...
clam class
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We are the Walrus.

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kraken class
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
/b/ Class... Drugs.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


(long-nosed butterfly fish)
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are

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"If you don't behave, I'll flush you down the toilet just like my old Goldfish" Class?

Or: Trout Mask Replica Class? Imagine the discussions at parents evening.
My "Rig":

Fender American Telecaster
Boss OD-2
EHX Small Clone
Viper class?
The rig:
Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
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Saddest turtle in the world class.
Sponge class
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Oily Pelican Class.

Edit: Or, y'know, my username.
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Fish class.
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Clownfish Class! Yaaaaaay

or.. Coral Class! Anything with alliteration is always awesome. Shit I'm good

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Man, that sounds like the most badass job ever.

Think of cool name, get paid. **** bitches.

Pirahna class.
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Gyarados class. Gyarados is ****ing badass.
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
I think I'm going for either Walrus class or Sea Otter class... Because, you know, otters are cute n that.
Tits on a whale class
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Anemone Class.

Mostly because they'll spend the greater part of the day attempting to say it.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

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You could use it to teach reading.

Remember Reach

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Magikarp class, your class motto will be "I swear to god, once I graduate I will kill you all."
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You could use it to teach reading.

"Well children its story time.

Once upon a time in a land fa-"


The mental image.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

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