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Are you guys still getting taken offline?
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#3
woke up this morning with a new PM, I actually liked Rudd, but it looks like he shot himself in the foot with that Super Tax proposal.

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#4
Wasn't Rudd the guy who proposed legislation that would ban small boobs from porno? Surely this is a good thing.
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#5
Ms Gillard, not Mr Rudd, will now decide when to lead her party into the next election.
So the PM decides when to hold the elections in Australia?
#7
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Are you guys still getting taken offline?


Yeah, this leadership change wasn't over internet censorship. I think it's partly because the Labour party haven't been popular lately, so they hope the public will blame Rudd for everything over the last year and like Julia Gillard.
#8
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A woman PM?
She'll just menstruate everywhere



I lol'd.


I wonder what she thinks about the small boobs thing.
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#10
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Yeah, this leadership change wasn't over internet censorship. I think it's partly because the Labour party haven't been popular lately, so they hope the public will blame Rudd for everything over the last year and like Julia Gillard.


If the Australian public are dumb enough to do that, I will lose so much respect for them. Gillard was right behind Rudd every time he made a stupid decision. She's not even hot.
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#11
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If the Australian public are dumb enough to do that, I will lose so much respect for them. Gillard was right behind Rudd every time he made a stupid decision. She's not even hot.

I can't believe I am saying this but I would root her, Never knew she had such big tits.
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#12
A woman PM
She needs to get her arse back in the kitchen
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#13
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Wasn't Rudd the guy who proposed legislation that would ban small boobs from porno? Surely this is a good thing.

I only heard about that in that one thread, and the link was to a news source I'd never heard of before and haven't heard of since. I'm not sure if that was actually a thing.
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#14
The mining tax was the best idea the current government has had this year. Before the mining companies were paying tax on everything they did, and now they only get taxed on their profits, and the amount of tax scales according to how much they make. This does not affect "everyday Australians," like the vocal minority screamed about, it affects one sector of our industry by making it more fair for "everyday Australians."

So now we have some family whose breadwinners work in an office which has nothing to do with mining, thinking they are going to be losing money thanks to some very shoddy and deceitful advertising on the mining companies part, and they are kicking up shit and dragging K-Rudd's rating down. If anything, people should be remembering the insulation thing and being pissed off, not this.

Besides, Gillard is the exact same as K Rudd, except with an annoying voice and huge ****ing earlobes. Look at her earlobes. Google her right now, and look directly at those ****ers. She could fund our budget for the next year by selling photos of them to freak shows. Doo it! Actually, i'll do it for you.

That's not even a bad picture!


Anyway, I digress. I see Gillard as the lesser of two evils, as Tony Abbot is a fundamentalist who will try to ban science. If he gets in, his "family values" will ensure that or internet is censored in the first half of his term. Not that it matters, as there is a clause in there somewhere saying that its perfectly legal to circumvent the filter when we find a way to do it 17.4 seconds after its implementation. He is also going to scrap our faster broadband network, which is a pretty douchey move. I think I just need to know that the guy in charge doesnt believe that the earth is 6000 years old.
...In my opinion.
#15
There's not a single part of her face that's not weird in some way. If I were a political cartoonist, I'd have an erection right now.
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#16
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I can't believe I am saying this but I would root her, Never knew she had such big tits.


Wtf, she's skinny as a rake. How big can they be? Send me pics.
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#17
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I only heard about that in that one thread, and the link was to a news source I'd never heard of before and haven't heard of since. I'm not sure if that was actually a thing.

After a quick googling, there's plenty of sites that mention it, though not one of them is really trustworthy. Still, I've been told Rudd was a prick, and I'm too lazy to form an opinion objectively.
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#18
At least labor has a chance in the next election now. But dont get too excited, all she'll do is not be K Rudd and change some of the things he recently did. Ultimately, its still the same thing. In my opinion anyways.
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#19
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The mining tax was the best idea the current government has had this year. Before the mining companies were paying tax on everything they did, and now they only get taxed on their profits, and the amount of tax scales according to how much they make. This does not affect "everyday Australians," like the vocal minority screamed about, it affects one sector of our industry by making it more fair for "everyday Australians."

So now we have some family whose breadwinners work in an office which has nothing to do with mining, thinking they are going to be losing money thanks to some very shoddy and deceitful advertising on the mining companies part, and they are kicking up shit and dragging K-Rudd's rating down. If anything, people should be remembering the insulation thing and being pissed off, not this.

Besides, Gillard is the exact same as K Rudd, except with an annoying voice and huge ****ing earlobes. Look at her earlobes. Google her right now, and look directly at those ****ers. She could fund our budget for the next year by selling photos of them to freak shows. Doo it! Actually, i'll do it for you.

That's not even a bad picture!


Anyway, I digress. I see Gillard as the lesser of two evils, as Tony Abbot is a fundamentalist who will try to ban science. If he gets in, his "family values" will ensure that or internet is censored in the first half of his term. Not that it matters, as there is a clause in there somewhere saying that its perfectly legal to circumvent the filter when we find a way to do it 17.4 seconds after its implementation. He is also going to scrap our faster broadband network, which is a pretty douchey move. I think I just need to know that the guy in charge doesnt believe that the earth is 6000 years old.

I agree completely with what you were saying about those mining ads, you could tell that guy in the ad was a lying wanker or just a puppet.

I knew something was up and I am glad it has been verified.
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#20
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So the PM decides when to hold the elections in Australia?


Yes, but constitutionally the PM has to pick a date within a certain period. The upcoming election has to be called between August of this year and April of next year.

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#21
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I only heard about that in that one thread, and the link was to a news source I'd never heard of before and haven't heard of since. I'm not sure if that was actually a thing.


It was, the reasoning being small breasts = underage.


Anyway, this will do ****ing nothing for the government. I'm just gonna sit back and watch them do more insane shit.
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woke up this morning with a new PM, I actually liked Rudd, but it looks like he shot himself in the foot with that Super Tax proposal.


Wake up in the morning feeling like PM, with my red hair and my implants I am Julian,
Befoer I leave, brush my feet with antibacterial cream,
Cause when I leave for Kirrabilly I leave for victory,


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#23
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Wake up in the morning feeling like PM, with my red hair and my implants I am Julian,
Befoer I leave, brush my feet with antibacterial cream,
Cause when I leave for Kirrabilly I leave for victory,




Jesus Christ...



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#24
In Soviet Union, Prime Minister get new country.
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#25
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A woman PM?
She'll just menstruate everywhere

we tried that in Canada... then we ditched her in about a month and we're still cleaning up the estrogen (JOKING PEOPLE)

seriously though if she does a good job then i'd say who cares if she's a woman
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#27
Yeah, mate. I heard somethin' bout this last night on facebook, aye? But didn't know til this mornin' that this shiela's the new PM. Know nothin' bout her policies and shit, aye? I liked Rudd in the beginning, fella, but then he started to go downhill for me. With 'im supportin' the Great Firewall of Australia and not takin' kindly to them poor refugee buggers comin' here, I started to lose interest in the fella, aye?
Off to look up Gillard's political views and shit, aye?
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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#28
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I think I just need to know that the guy in charge doesnt believe that the earth is 6000 years old.


His politics don't have anything to do with religion. Your picture was still pretty funny though.
#29
As I said in the OTHER thread, I don't think this is gonna work out like they're hoping... Kevin was a good Prime Minister who made a couple of bad decisions, fair enough. But I very much doubt it needed to come to this.
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#30
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If the Australian public are dumb enough to do that, I will lose so much respect for them. Gillard was right behind Rudd every time he made a stupid decision. She's not even hot.

I don't understand how people can make this criticism... usually members of the same party agree on political decisions? Sure some of them people might not agree with, but if she didn't support them she'd be out of a job real quick.




#31
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Wake up in the morning feeling like PM, with my red hair and my implants I am Julian,
Befoer I leave, brush my feet with antibacterial cream,
Cause when I leave for Kirrabilly I leave for victory,



Holy fuck

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Sinking, always sinking

#32
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Wake up in the morning feeling like PM, with my red hair and my implants I am Julian,
Befoer I leave, brush my feet with antibacterial cream,
Cause when I leave for Kirrabilly I leave for victory,




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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


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#33
Lets hope you don't lose this one.
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Wake up in the morning feeling like PM, with my red hair and my implants I am Julian,
Befoer I leave, brush my feet with antibacterial cream,
Cause when I leave for Kirrabilly I leave for victory,


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#35
yeah, female prime ministers don't work out so good.

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#36
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yeah, female prime ministers don't work out so good.






Not you too!

I should report this thread, full of sad sexist little boys.

There are many countries doing just fine with their female PMs and presidents. It's not our fault Thatcher was a massive bitch
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Not you too!

I should report this thread, full of sad sexist little boys.

There are many countries doing just fine with their female PMs and presidents. It's not our fault Thatcher was a massive bitch

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I know absolutely nothing about German politics and am therefore guessing and hoping that Angela Merkel is moderately popular.
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#38
My ideas.. ruining me
bad policies
cuz of them miners
I cannot tax
I cannot win
Trapped in the backbench
No more kirabilly


Mining.. has taken my job
taken my seat
taken my leadership
taken my policies
taken my cash
taken my party
now the PM is Julie Gill

I have no life
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#39
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y'happy

I know absolutely nothing about German politics and am therefore guessing and hoping that Angela Merkel is moderately popular.




...


Actually I think she is pretty popular
Still not happy with everyone else in this thread though.
#40
Quote by Fiddly Diddly69
My ideas.. ruining me
bad policies
cuz of them miners
I cannot tax
I cannot win
Trapped in the backbench
No more kirabilly


Mining.. has taken my job
taken my seat
taken my leadership
taken my policies
taken my cash
taken my party
now the PM is Julie Gill

I have no life


haha! don't you mean "Landmining (*explosion) has taken my job"?
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