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As you can see there, its Abdomen is about the same size, maybe smaller than it's head/thorax area.


Other spiders pretty much have big asses compared to the rest of their body.


Why did I make this thread?

Because there was a daddy long leg chilling outside my window earlier and I'm getting bug bites from out of nowhere.

Discuss.


EDIT:

This ****er is not actually a spider.

:/

Look down for short discussion on it.


Still, it has a small ass for being an arachnids. Those Opiliones are the skinny white girls of the arachnid community.
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#3
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT SPIDER
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#4
inb4 "dat ass"
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#6
=S a daddy long legs is a crane fly which isn't infact a spider at all D: wtf is that ^^
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#9
I just shat myself. Damn you, Momentosis, damn you.
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#10
Also, hate to state the obvious, but OP pic isn't a daddy long legs. It's a spider.
#12
if you got bit by a daddy long leg you would die because theyre venom is toxic ass ****. theyre fangs cant puncture skin cause theyre too small


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#16
There are three "bugs" called "Daddy Long Legs" One is the crane fly. The other two are two different types of spiders.


The one I have posted is a Harvestman.


So yeah.

Still a spider so shut up about it not being a spider.
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#17
Daddy long legs aren't spiders.
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#20
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There are three "bugs" called "Daddy Long Legs" One is the crane fly. The other two are two different types of spiders.


The one I have posted is a Harvestman.


So yeah.

Still a spider so shut up about it not being a spider.


thank you.
i was just going to edit my post and say this.
#21
Quote by Momentosis
There are three "bugs" called "Daddy Long Legs" One is the crane fly. The other two are two different types of spiders.


The one I have posted is a Harvestman.


So yeah.

Still a spider so shut up about it not being a spider.


The Harvestman isn't a spider either.
#22
Nah bro there pretty harmless, but yo might as well squish it, spiders are not nice around the house
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#23
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The Harvestman isn't a spider either.


yeah just found that out.




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Arachnids then.


The harvestman has a small ass for being an arachnid.
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#25
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The bite would kill you, lucky for us they can't break our skin.


That makes me feel so lucky. I should just get an army of those to command at my will.

EDIT: Just researched it, it's a lie
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#26
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Nah bro there pretty harmless, but yo might as well squish it, spiders are not nice around the house


You'd murder an innocent arachnid? It's got its whole life ahead of it!
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#28
Where does its head end and arse begin? I can't work it out.
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#29
Quote by Momentosis
There are three "bugs" called "Daddy Long Legs" One is the crane fly. The other two are two different types of spiders.


The one I have posted is a Harvestman.


So yeah.

Still a spider so shut up about it not being a spider.

It isn't a spider

Wikipedia this mother fucker.

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Read the rest of the thread.

Read the rest of my post
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#33
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Read the rest of my post


My post was before your edit.

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#34
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They actually y'know. Can.
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#37
Harvestman is a fucking awesome word.

EDIT: Balls, there's already a band with that name.
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if you got bit by a daddy long leg you would die because theyre venom is toxic ass ****. theyre fangs cant puncture skin cause theyre too small


the more you know: drunk edition


That's not really true.
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#39
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You'd murder an innocent arachnid? It's got its whole life ahead of it!


Normally, I'd post something witty in response to that. However, I read your sig first, and dear god, please tell me he was intentionally writing like that, or someone strapped him to a chair and forced him to read that over and over again until the catastrophic amounts of stupidity in that post drove him insane.
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