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#1
So your killer puts the gun to your head and says the cliche "Any last words?" Or "Any Last requests?".

Just post what your last words would be.

Mine were:
"Meh, I've lived a great life....


...I'm jesting, it's been shite. Now pull that trigger bitch"

"Oh you said that cliche line? That means that any second now some fucker will come in and save me"

"What's that?


Ha! You looked!"

I did search but I couldn't find any threads, the searchbar and me just don't click...
If there's already threads like this, link me
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#3
"i win!"

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#8
You'll never get away with this!

But I'd shout it.


I wouldn't really. I'd just cry.

Oooh or I'd tell them a very difficult riddle. and it will annoy them for the rest of their lives or they wont kill me until I tell them.. which I never do.
Last edited by ilikepirates at Jun 24, 2010,
#13
"Please, I must know


****ing magnets, how do they work?"
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#15
I would scream " YOU GIVE ME A BONER" and hope they are so flattered that they spare me.
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#16
"Too bad I'm the only one in the world that has the cure to your sister's disease..."
#18
Quote by damian_91
"Please, I must know ****ing magnets, how do they work?"


#19
Mine would be the the famous quote from Dahlsim from Street Fighter when he dies.
'Yooogaaaaaaa'
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#20
You need to know that I have a bullet proof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my head.
#22
Quote by damian_91
"Please, I must know


****ing magnets, how do they work?"

hahahahhhahah YES!
#23
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
"Rush rule!"

Maybe some words to encourage him NOT to kill you?
#24
Quote by The_Casinator
"Too bad I'm the only one in the world that has the cure to your sister's disease..."


Then swiftly pull your dick out? Yeah?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
Quote by padgea7x
Then swiftly pull your dick out? Yeah?

Depends on if the sister is hot.
#27
Quote by The_Casinator
Depends on if the sister is hot.


Who cares if she's hot or not? It might be the only time you get some sex
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#28
Quote by ibrahimasood
Are you a UGer?


Pretty crappy last words; has to be said.
#29
"pompelemosse mutha--"
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#35
"The Game"
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A woman's perspective is great, you get to stare down at least one top without anyone caring.
#37
Quote by devilskommander
"Oh look, it's a distraction!"


Look Percy, a giant humming bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!
#38
"Well this is just peachy."
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
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