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#1
so basically im talkin to this girl i like on myspace a second ago, and we came up on the conversation of goin back to school. and just for the fun of it i say " o im not goin there anymore, didnt i tell you i moved to boston?" . she replies like WTF no??" and im say "sry i really miss u" and right as im typing hahaha jk it says (sabrina is now offline) ........ i feel like a loser.

Tl/DR: i tell girl i like that i moved (i didnt really) she says WTF, logs off before i can assure her it was a joke.

soo pit what are your epic fail experiences with a girl???? i cant be the only one right?
Last edited by Th3NextHendrix at Jun 24, 2010,
#3
I can't understand your post. I guess I fail at that.
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#6
Yes you are the only person in the history of the world to have ever said something unfunny in front of a girl.
#7
Oh totally man, I know exactly what you mean. Happens ALL the time, you have nothing to worry about. Just get back up on that horse and keep trucking.


.....Seriously, though, I have no idea what the **** you said.
#8
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i cant be the only one right?


You do know you're in the Pit?

Also I haven't had any epic fails, yet.
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#9
English mothafucka. Do you speak it?
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#11
I just got off a phone call and that conversation seems to be fitting to this thread

The Phone call was from the part of me that cares.


He said he couldn't make it.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
So you're 13-14?

Who gives a ****.
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#14
look guise TS talks to girls.

That's all I got out of any of that.
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#15
an thenn my guhh she lyk wen down on meh and then she was lyk " wus dat gud?" an i was lyk heyull yeahh and she left me a day later olol.

That was my understanding of that whole situation.
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#17
fu cking punctuation how does it work?

I, for one, did understand what you were saying, but I wish I had not. Stop crying and text or leave her a personal message or something.
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

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#21
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so does anyone hear hate myspace and/or facebook and why?


No I havent heard. (nice editing work man)
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
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#22


Ah that just made my day man. But don't worry you're not alone. Truthis you're probably better off then me. I have a whole list of fails involving girls.

But I'd have to say the best (and funniest) one was 7th grade about 4 years ago. It was Computer Ed. I had a crush on this girl I sat next to and one day to try and break the ie I just randomly asked. "Hey you got a runescape account" . Yes I was a nerd back then. Still funny as hell though.

Otherwise others have involved bringing up I hunt to vegetariens (alwaysg reat to see thier expression of horror and then humor as we both break out laughing because of the akward silence). And me just being clueless
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#25
The real fail here is that you were talking to a girl on MySpace.

Also, Boston kicks ass.

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#27
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Move to Boston, you don't want to look like a dick


Agreed!


And well..that never happens to me. I have my ways of preventing it... I don't talk to girls.
#28
Text her, say it was a joke. Tbh, I don't know why you care that much, and I don't know why you thought it'd be funny to say you moved to Boston, and i don't know why your're chating up a girl who believes you would just move to Boston, unless she's really fit, but then she's on myspace :/
#30
I don't understand your post... Something about telling a girl you moved, but you didn't?

Is that it?

Is that all this thread is about?

Wtf.
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#31
The two out of three females that I have asked for nudes from have not given it to me. That's a fail and the one that did didn't really give them to me she just showed me them from her camera.

I assume that's a fail.
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#32
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The two out of three females that I have asked for nudes from have not given it to me. That's a fail and the one that did didn't really give them to me she just showed me them from her camera.

I assume that's a fail.

I asked Hayley Williams for a nude and what do you know? I got it.

Though really I could've just ripped the top off of a toddler and it would've been the same.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#33
You basterd

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#34
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I asked Hayley Williams for a nude and what do you know? I got it.

Though really I could've just ripped the top off of a toddler and it would've been the same.


Yeah, that picture was awful.
#36
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You basterd



What? I still wanked over the picture
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#37
Quote by padgea7x
What? I still wanked over the picture


Really?

I couldn't, it was crap, I think i still have it though

EDIT: Yeah, I do, it's really shit, I think her face looks weird in it aswell.
Last edited by theepiczebra at Jun 24, 2010,
#38
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Really?

I couldn't, it was crap, I think i still have it though

EDIT: Yeah, I do, it's really shit, I think her face looks weird in it aswell.


If I can wank to Susan Boyle then I can wank to anything
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#39
Quote by Th3NextHendrix
we came up on the conversation of goin back to school.

back to school

school


I get too drunk or take to many pills to get my dick to stay hard sometimes.
#40
Woah woah woah....Susan Boyle.....

Why would you fap to that? I'd rather use my imagination and cone up with some crazy over the top scenario where I have sex with Emma Watson than fap to Susan Boyle.
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


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