#1
-I'm not a socialist or anarchist
-I'm not an atheist
-I don't have parental issues
-I don't have women issues
-I don't believe in talking down to people for not donating money to a cause
-I don't believe in browbeating people with political messages
-I'd rather write fantasy lyrics or lyrics about physics than anything else

Do any or all of the above impair my ability to be TRUE PUNK RAWCK?
Basses
Ibanez Gio GSR100 w/ SDs

Amps
Acoustic B200
#4
Nope, plenty of punk songs are just fun and make little to no sense. Go for it.

Just credit me in the liner notes when you release "Newton is a Punk Rocker" on 7", okay?
#5
Quote by RizzoWashburn
Who are you people?

Who are you person?
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#6
I'm Abraham Lincoln. Most people think I freed the slaves, but that's an oversimplification.
#7
What did you really do?
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#8
Quote by Greenfinger182
What did you really do?

Get shot by a crazy ass Southerner who thought that the Confederacy still had a chance.

And to the TS, no, I qualify for all of those dashes as well, aside the one about fantasy/physics lyrics.

Just do what you want to, and you'll be mega punx.
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#10
Quote by DanRev
I'm so Bohr'd of the USA?




Edit: to OP:

No, those don't hinder your ability to be TRU PUNX. Your music taste does.
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#12
Quote by supersac
no but having issues does make you a better musician

Too true. I wouldn't call it a requirement, but it definitely does help. So many amazing musicians out there that were completely ****ed. haha. Makes me feel like there's more hope for myself, sometimes :P
#15
start a WizardPunk band, please.

Also start the genre WizardPunk, please.
#16
Quote by subliminaldelta
-I'm not a socialist or anarchist
-I'm not an atheist
-I don't have parental issues
-I don't have women issues
-I don't believe in talking down to people for not donating money to a cause
-I don't believe in browbeating people with political messages
-I'd rather write fantasy lyrics or lyrics about physics than anything else

Do any or all of the above impair my ability to be TRUE PUNK RAWCK?


I was gonna tell you that you're a poser, then I read the bit in bold.

That's pretty punk rawk!

You should take up drinking and drugs though just for good measure.
#17
Quote by lavazza
This sentence is super shit.

lol someone doesn't like differing opinions.


I was gonna tell you that you're a poser, then I read the bit in bold.

That's pretty punk rawk!


I like dis guy.
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#18
Quote by DanRev
I'm so Bohr'd of the USA?


Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#21
Quote by subliminaldelta
-I don't have women issues


Who are you talking about there, GG Allen? Because we've disowned him

Quote by subliminaldelta
-I don't believe in talking down to people for not donating money to a cause


We've disowned Fat Mike too, for the record

Quote by subliminaldelta
Do any or all of the above impair my ability to be TRUE PUNK RAWCK?


No, now go away.
#22
TS, you should give us an example of your lyrics about physics. That sounds like it has the potential to be really awesome.
#24
Quote by subliminaldelta
-I'm not a socialist or anarchist
-I'm not an atheist
-I don't have parental issues
-I don't have women issues
-I don't believe in talking down to people for not donating money to a cause
-I don't believe in browbeating people with political messages
-I'd rather write fantasy lyrics or lyrics about physics than anything else

Do any or all of the above impair my ability to be TRUE PUNK RAWCK?
Your pathetic attempt at satire has FAILED
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#25
I am actually interested in a wizard punk band, that would be a good time.
I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea...
#26
I did actually see two people at an ANWL who were talking about dungeons and dragons, so I guess there would be a market for it.
#28
That's actually awesome how all those bands are based off of Harry Potter nouns.

Do you think they'd let one of my old bands, Enema Watson, on their comps?
#29
Quote by captain_jack
TS, you should give us an example of your lyrics about physics. That sounds like it has the potential to be really awesome.

I actually already started a song about engineering/physics/life.. It's all fragments right now until I find the musical accompaniment that works. Then I'll fill in the blanks. Until then it's a bunch of nonsense, so I don't feel like sharing it because I hate sharing things that are half done.
#30
Quote by BrianApocalypse
That's actually awesome how all those bands are based off of Harry Potter nouns.

Do you think they'd let one of my old bands, Enema Watson, on their comps?


Or the criticaly acclaimed Dumbledildo
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#31
Quote by RockThe40oz
I actually already started a song about engineering/physics/life.. It's all fragments right now until I find the musical accompaniment that works.


Sitar and french horn. I think those will pair well with your prepubescent voice.