#1
I remember a while back, someone made a thread about how to make rap music. I tried find it by using the searchbar but i couldn't find it . So I thought I'd bring it back. Basically take a rap beat and a rant video and put it together. There was some really funny stuff that I wish I can see again.

Heres my creation:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWloBl0Yq8UM&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2PoBkCKAmU4&start2=&authorName=2010
THIS IS MY SIG. BE JEALOUS.
Last edited by salrap10 at Jun 24, 2010,
#3
you say ho and nigga repeatedly with the same beat playing over, and over, and over, and over... etc.

i honestly dunno what this is
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#4
Basically you talk about life in the hood while rhyming, and wearing goofy looking baggy clothes. Also make sure you say fuck, ho, and nigger a couple times in each verse.
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#5
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Basically you talk about life in the hood while rhyming, and wearing goofy looking baggy clothes. Also make sure you say fuck, ho, and nigger a couple times in each verse.



basically you talk about life on the road, while playing a riff, looking goofy in tight clothes. also make sure to mention sex, drugs, and say yeahhhh in every song.

basically you talk about the simple life, while ****ing your cousin, looking goofy every night with cowboy clothes. also makes sure to mention god, 9/11, and america in every song.


you are an ignorant twat. please relieve us of your stupidity and listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SFte9hmqCM


if you do not see the folly in your post, then you are indeed a fool. if you do, then you are one step closer.

closer to what? who knows, but i know you are far from it, and have yet to experience it. It being having a ****ing brain.
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#6
I'm Comin' to Get Ya:

So you think you're going to cross me and mess with my shit?
Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip?
Don't fuck with me, nigga, or you're gonna get dropped.
I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.
If you say anything. you'll beg to die,
Cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in your eye.
I'll stomp on your world as my name was Godzilla,
I'm coming for you, motherfucker, I'm your Krazee-Eyez-Killa
#7
Quote by TSmitty6
basically you talk about life on the road, while playing a riff, looking goofy in tight clothes. also make sure to mention sex, drugs, and say yeahhhh in every song.

basically you talk about the simple life, while ****ing your cousin, looking goofy every night with cowboy clothes. also makes sure to mention god, 9/11, and america in every song.


you are an ignorant twat. please relieve us of your stupidity and listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SFte9hmqCM


if you do not see the folly in your post, then you are indeed a fool. if you do, then you are one step closer.

closer to what? who knows, but i know you are far from it, and have yet to experience it. It being having a ****ing brain.

lol u mad?
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...


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#8
EVERYONE HAS COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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#9
This is probably the best one I've seen before.

I'd credit the person if I remembered who posted it. It was from YLYL.
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#10
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This is probably the best one I've seen before.

I'd credit the person if I remember who posted it. It was from YLYL.




I remember this; I hate that guy so much.

"So I fuckin', there's this fuckin', you know that fuckin', that fuckin', chair?" *rage*

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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#11
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I remember this; I hate that guy so much.

"So I fuckin', there's this fuckin', you know that fuckin', that fuckin', chair?" *rage*

Yeah he's a huge douche.

I guess that qualifies him to be a rapper then eh?

>_>

<_<
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revolver
you'd
suck less

press
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#12
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EVERYONE HAS COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.

thank you for this lol
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#15


to all responses in this thread. it's a ****ing joke people, to anyone who is not an ignorant twat, you know hip hop is so much more than talking over a beat, no need to bitch about the thread.
(also not a place to PROVE your ignorance)
#16
I remember seeing one of these that was some actor (Christian Bale (sp?), maybe?) ranting some crazy shit over a really sick beat.

Was hilarious as hell.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Jun 25, 2010,
#18
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EVERYONE HAS COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.


Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
EVERYONE HAS COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.


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EVERYONE HAS COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.

Just for emphasis. Jesus christ, people.
#20
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I like the Christian Bale one better.

"OOOOH GOOOOD FOR YOUUU!

NO!!!
NOO!!

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT BECAUSE IT'S USELESS NOW!!!"

Yeah I think that's the one I was talking about.

Anybody got a link?
#21
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if you do not see the folly in your post, then you are indeed a fool. if you do, then you are one step closer.

closer to what? who knows, but i know you are far from it, and have yet to experience it. It being having a ****ing brain.


Good thing you can take a joke, huh?
#24
That's brilliant...
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