#1
Make your own

for instance

antidisestablishmentarianism, there's an app for that!

or

camel shooting toasters, there's an app for that!
Tick tock and waiting for the meteor
This clock is opening another door
#4
This thread sucks, there's an app for that!

>,>

inb4 rape there's an app for that ololololo
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Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

On slapping on a bass:
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pretend its a woman
i have no helpful advice

#5
I don't get this thread, there's an app for that!
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#7
trolling, there's an app for that!
Musical Theatre! *jazz hands*


...what am I doing on this site...
#8
Apps, there's an app for that?
Sluts n' drugs, there's an app for that?

My name is Danny. Call me that.
#10
Anal discharge? There's an app for that!
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Maybe the price tag is clouding your judgment ?
yeah probably. Or the circuits.
#11
Need to hide the hooker's body? There's an app for that!

Need an idea for a "fill-in-the-blank" thread? There's an app for that!

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#13
want something completely original, there's an app for that.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#14
This thread is dildos. No app can save it.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#17
Making the iPhone bigger and taking away it's call function, there's an app for that!


It's called Steve Jobs.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#18
no. this is really lame thread, really lame.
I'm like a black Dr. Who, Except I'm white

I only watch porn with names that are puns or have alliteration in the title...
#19
Making funny jokes in the pit, no wait... there isn't an app for that...
Musical Theatre! *jazz hands*


...what am I doing on this site...
#20
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, there's an app for that!
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and Jon777 .


#23
Annoying fucking cunts, strangely there's not an app for them. But they still fucking pop out of nowhere
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#24
Understanding the Pit, there's an app for that!

Cumming blood? There's an app for that!

STD test? There's an app for that!

Want Bernard's Watch? There's an app for that!
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#25
Quote by MightyAl
TBH, the very first use that I considered for the iPad was in combination with giant clothes and furniture, to stage an elaborate prank aimed at convincing an iPhone owner they'd shrunk in their sleep.


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#26
Necrophilia, there's an app for that.
My guitar modification blog.
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Jesus was all like "To those about to rock, I salute you." then he grabbed his mighty axe and rocked the Romans out really hard. Of course they were strict classical music so....
#27
enemas? There's an app for that.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#28
Trying to kill an erection? there's an app for that!

hootEDIT:

Quote by padgea7x
Annoying fucking cunts, strangely there's not an app for them. But they still fucking pop out of nowhere


There's one now!
Slappa tha bass
Last edited by hootie37 at Jun 25, 2010,
#29
Need a tasteless "this thread sucks" joke that will make you feel like your cool? There's an app for that.
#31
Quote by GisleAune
Need a tasteless "this thread sucks" joke that will make you feel like your cool? There's an app for that.

Learning the difference between "your" and "you're"? There's an app for that.
#32
Quote by hootie37
Trying to kill an erection? there's an app for that!

hootEDIT:


There's one now!


Want to be cool and original? There's an app for that


Want sarcasm? There's a padge for that.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#33
Quote by padgea7x
Want to be cool and original? There's an app for that


Want sarcasm? There's a padge for that.



I love how you're always in a bad mood.
Slappa tha bass
Last edited by hootie37 at Jun 25, 2010,
#34
Quote by hootie37
I love how you're always in a bad mood.


They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off