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#1
I knew it!!!!!
Psychic Octoupus Predicts German Win in World Cup

When consulted, Paul the octopus chose a mussel from a jar with the German flag on it ahead of one in a similar jar bearing the cross of St George.

The two-year-old cephalopod has a record of predicting past German results in this manner, his owners say.
Paul has so far correctly predicted all of Germany's results in South Africa.


http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2010/06/psychic-octopus-predicts-german-win-in.html

This is too perfect! The octopi are becoming self-aware.
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Time to bet on Germany.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#5
world cup????? we play baseball on this side of the pond lol
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
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#9
this is like that seal that predicts the Stanely Cup why are we relying on animals?
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#11
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This is too perfect! The octopi are becoming self-aware.


You mean octopuses?
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#14
"The octopus, who was born in the UK and was moved to the German aquarium, has become a national celebrity"

Bastard, forgetting his roots.
#16
All glory to the hypnosquid!
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#23
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You beat us in our national sport, we beat you in yours.


In fairness, we only had Scotland to practice against for almost a hundred years, that's going to make anyone be a bit shit
#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
It doesn't take a friggin octopus to know the germans are kicking ass this year.


JAWOHL!
#26
I call this one octopus predicticus
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#28
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It'll be a Germany-Netherlands final, where we will win.

you know, since 2002, we've had a chant here in germany:

OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR WM!
OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR WM!

So yeah, take that, netherlands.
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Quote by CoreysMonster
you know, since 2002, we've had a chant here in germany:

OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR WM!
OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR WM!

So yeah, take that, netherlands.


I have both Dutch and German direct heritage. I'm sorted in that prediction for the final, matey
#30
I'm sorry, who lost to Serbia again? >_>
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#31
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I have both Dutch and German direct heritage. I'm sorted in that prediction for the final, matey

#32
Quote by CoreysMonster
you know, since 2002, we've had a chant here in germany:

OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR WM!
OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR WM!

So yeah, take that, netherlands.


we'll talk about this again in a few weeks
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#35
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
Not after England pwn them.

Oh no, england!

you mean the guys who TIED WITH THE FUCKING USA? I'm so scaaaared!!
#36
Quote by CoreysMonster
Oh no, england!

you mean the guys who TIED WITH THE FUCKING USA? I'm so scaaaared!!


Whoa man, don't get them mad.

They are practicing penalties and aren't afraid anything.
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That's almost as much of a joke as France and Italy's campaign combined.'



damn i can't argue that
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#39
Germany will destroy England. And then they will beat Argentina, and then Spain. Yes, I used one of those calculator thingies


Quote by CoreysMonster
It doesn't take a friggin octopus to know the germans are kicking ass this year.




Oh and @ Corey, NOT only did England draw against USA but also ALGERIA!!!!!
#40
Quote by thedefrockednun
Germany will destroy England. And then they will beat Argentina, and then Spain. Yes, I used one of those calculator thingies





Oh and @ Corey, NOT only did England draw against USA but also ALGERIA!!!!!



I'm picturing a Germany vs Brazil final.

Time for revenge.
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