#1
Just now, I realized something. Throughout my school life, I have had only one consistent friend. I started out with just him. Then I made some new friends. Then back to just him. It repeats, and repeats. My life's been pretty shit, recently, and it didn't help that all my friends were moving away. except for the one. Then, I realized that every time I cycled through friends, I, as a person, grew. Suddenly, it came to me! My friends moving away wasn't bad, it was good! This is a sign, to enter a new, better phase of my life! I have already began my quest to become a better person! Cue Triumphant music! (For some reason, I imagined He-Man saying all that)

So, have you kids ever had any epiphanys?
-Shows-
Modest Mouse, Black Eyed Peas, World Party
Bumbershoot '09

The Cute Lepers
Bumbershoot '10

Tom Petty
The Gorge

Gorillaz (Best show of my life)
Key Arena


Please, call me James, or Devin.
#2
Yeah, upon reading this thread I realized I shouldn't be reading this thread.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#3
I had an epiphany once. He died... Turns out epiphany's can't live off peanuts like you see in all the cartoons.


Or am I thinking of elephants?
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#4
i realized that i want to open up an ice cream shoppe with some from the pit
Gibson Grand Concert Acoustic
roland AC90

I mean this one time I was jacking it pertty hard and was making noises and what not

You, my friend, are a genius!
#5
i always wanted a really good one, but santa always got me some cheapo so i've stopped asking for one
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#6
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant clusterfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.
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Last edited by /PurpleWhalez/ at Jun 26, 2010,
#7
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant cluserfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.

Sir, we at the University of Life would like to award you an honourary PhD(stands for phucking huge dick, btw) for this advice, which will no doubt enhance the lives of so many people.
Sadly, we can't swing a Nobel Prize nomination quite yet, but give us time.
#8
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant cluserfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.


WAT.
#9
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant cluserfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out



I think you're onto something there..
MAN CITY


De Montfort Uni
#10
*BIG PICTURE ALERT*




I read this.
I stood before the glittery borders of new radius In search of the fabled city of mud and crushed velvet, What I found was a gutter where the love of entertainment Meets the lust for blood and demerits.
#11
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant cluserfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.

lol genius
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#12
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#13
Quote by CaptainBumout
*BIG PICTURE ALERT*
*4chan advice*
I read this.

half of those things will turn you into a huge prick because you're not being yourself and pretending to be a better person than you actually are, and when people get to know you, they'll quickly drop you. Nobody can charade being better than they are for long.

If you're taking life advice from 4chan, you're doing something wrong.
#14
the epiphany that childpronz is widely accessible and easy to hide If you understand computers
#15
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant cluserfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.


You sir. win this thread.
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#16
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant clusterfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.



Ok I got this far, but the bitch is refusing to give me a blumpkin.

Should I just bash her with the cover to the back of the toilet?
#17
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I've just had a giant clusterfuck of knowledge hit me at once the second I entered this thread....An Epiphany if you will. I think I have figured out how to overcome shyness around women. Ok hear me out

1. Pick out a magazine and thumb through it for a photo of the prettiest girl in that magazine, and make sure that in that photo, she's looking into the camera, i.e. at you. These sorts of pictures are common in advertisements in all magazines, or tabloid magazines. A copy of Vogue is great if you have one.
2. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, take the magazine into the bathroom, and take a shit while looking at the picture straight in her fucking eyes. Keep eye contact with the picture the entire time. Use your mind to imagine that hot chick in the magazine is standing there watching you, and she's like "Uh, wtf are you doing?", but you're all "fuck yeah, I'm taking a huge dump. So what?" like a smug, confident bastard. For extra effect, imagine that she's impressed by your gumption to take a massive shit in front of her, because chicks love confidence.


Doing this as a straight woman has quite the opposite effect.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#18
Quote by fail
Doing this as a straight woman has quite the opposite effect.

Can't decide if this is an attampt to ++ profile views or not.
#19
Quote by VVolverin3
I had an epiphany once. He died... Turns out epiphany's can't live off peanuts like you see in all the cartoons.


Or am I thinking of elephants?

Almost certainly. You've gotten the whole thing wrong, you don't know what they are at all.

On topic: I've never had an epiphany, I'd rather get a real Gibson
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Jun 26, 2010,
#20
Quote by whalepudding
Almost certainly. You've gotten the whole thing wrong, you don't know what they are at all.

On topic: I've never had an epiphany, I'd rather get a real Gibson.

No, no. You're thinking of epiphone

OT: I think I might have epiphany, I've had a couple seizures when looking at a flashing strobe.
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#21
Quote by MightyAl
Can't decide if this is an attampt to ++ profile views or not.


Nah, if I wanted that I'd claim to be attractive with 36DD breasts. Also, I'd have a pink statement in my sig announcing myself as a girl.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#23
At a party last night I realised that a high five is actually a high ten.

Minds were blown everywhere.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#24
Quote by TheBurningFish
At a party last night I realised that a high five is actually a high ten.

Minds were blown everywhere.


Not necessarily.

#25
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Not necessarily.


Well that'd be a high 6, assuming the second party is in better shape.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#26
Quote by fail
Nah, if I wanted that I'd claim to be attractive with 36DD breasts. Also, I'd have a pink statement in my sig announcing myself as a girl.




I'm laik all those thingzzz lollz


and I'm still not beating Kensai's profileviews :'(

I thought the 4chan thing was a bit lame. Not epiphany-worthy.
#27
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez


I'm laik all those thingzzz lollz


and I'm still not beating Kensai's profileviews :'(

I thought the 4chan thing was a bit lame. Not epiphany-worthy.

My breasts are bigger!
C'mon, let's compare on our profiles!


(and beat kensai in profile views)
#28
I've had this Imma gurl lollzzz =)=) <3<3 shit in my sig for weeks and he's still getting more profileviews!

but ok LOLZ I'l post first!
#29
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I've had this Imma gurl lollzzz =)=) <3<3 shit in my sig for weeks and he's still getting more profileviews!

but ok LOLZ I'l post first!

goddammit, even you have more views than me
#30
Quote by BeastlyBassist
No, no. You're thinking of epiphone

OT: I think I might have epiphany, I've had a couple seizures when looking at a flashing strobe.



No, no. Your thinking of epilepsy

I read a very moving epiphany the other day on a fellow who passed away not long ago. twas quite noble.
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#31
Quote by Metallizach
No, no. Your thinking of epilepsy

I read a very moving epiphany the other day on a fellow who passed away not long ago. twas quite noble.

No, no. You're thinking of eulogy.

I wonder if he died from swine flu though, there was a huge epiphany of it in the US and Mexico a while back.
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#32
Quote by BeastlyBassist
No, no. You're thinking of eulogy.

I wonder if he died from swine flu though, there was a huge epiphany of it in the US and Mexico a while back.


No no you're thinking of an epidemic.


I've never had an epiphany, but my pregnant wife did. She couldn't handle natural childbirth.
#33
Quote by CoreysMonster
goddammit, even you have more views than me


Yeah, like I'm falling for that one
#34
Quote by SeveralSpecies
No no you're thinking of an epidemic.


I've never had an epiphany, but my pregnant wife did. She couldn't handle natural childbirth.

No no, you're thinking of an epidural.

My uncle passed away a while back, and he had a wonderfully-written epiphany inscribed on his gravestone.
maybe if you had a
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press
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Steam: Beastly396
#35
Quote by BeastlyBassist
No no, you're thinking of an epidural.

My uncle passed away a while back, and he had a wonderfully-written epiphany inscribed on his gravestone.



No no, that's an epitaph.


And there's not many epiphanies here on the east coast. Those things happen mostly in california.


edit: I hope we don't get warned, this is fun
#36
Quote by SeveralSpecies
edit: I hope we don't get warned, this is fun

I've already got an active warning. I should probably stop

no, no. You're thinking of an earthquake
maybe if you had a
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you'd
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press
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#37
Quote by BeastlyBassist
I've already got an active warning. I should probably stop

no, no. You're thinking of an earthquake



Ohhhhh sorry. Epicenter was the word. Epicenter.


Good game. Maybe next time. (Ok I suggest no more of this lol. Let the thread die )
#38
Yeah, upon reading this thread I realized I shouldn't be reading this thread.


This...

There's

NEVER

enough

GAIN