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#1
This is the Internet, so I know damn fucking well about 99.9% of us have had maybe some good experiences with girls, and a lot of not so good experiences.

Share the worst experience you're willing to share in this thread. It can be with a girl you had a crush on, a girlfriend, or maybe even your wife/ex-wife. Any of them will do. Reasons are A.) Sometimes people enjoy talking about this kind of stuff and B.) People sometimes enjoy reading this kind of stuff. And I figured this doesn't belong in the relationship thread because that's more dealing with advice. Anyways, I'll get things started.

This happened to me about a year and a half ago. There was a girl that I got a really big crush on. We started talking and texting a lot, and we hung out a lot, too. Just the two of us. It was pretty obvious I liked her, and judging by the way she was and what other people told me, I thought she liked me. She also had a guy friend, that I naturally became sort of friends with (he sometimes got on my nerves, but he was still a good guy). They had been friends since they were kids, so I figured "Eh. I'm sure he has been friendzoned by now." So I spent about 6 months trying to go out with her (Yeah, I know). I noticed how her and her guy friend were getting more close with one another, and I once was even like "What's the deal? Are you guys like going out and keeping it a secret from me or something?" and she looked at me like I was crazy and said "Of course not!"

So after getting frustrated by a bunch of random shit, I just stopped talking to her. Those 6 months that I tried to go out with her, the last 2 months she was going out with that guy and they both kept it a secret from me. So about a month or two later, I get a text from her. I was pretty much over her at that time. She asked if I was avoiding her. I said not really. Yada yada, a text turns into a phone call. And we were just talking about random shit. We started talking about people, and I mentioned how her guy friend (well, now boyfriend) got on my nerves, along with another one of her friends (she isn't the type of girl that minds this. She was laughing about it the whole time on the phone). Thing I didn't know is that her brother was in the room listening to our whole conversation (her brother is an eavesdropper, so I'd make it a point to ask before every phone call if he was in the room. This call was no exception, and she lied to me and said he wasn't). And they both told all her friends every fucking thing I said about them. They got superpissed at me and wrote a bunch of stuff on my facebook wall. For a while I thought they were seriously gonna come to where I worked to confront me, because we both worked in the same mall. Anyways, needless to say, the girl never had feelings for me and the only reason she texted me that night was probably for lulz.

Worst experience I'd ever had to deal with involving "friends" and a girl. But I learned a shitload of things not to do again.

Anyways, The Pit: Share your stories.
#2
We were going steady and then I introduced her to drugs. Now she won't talk to me unless we smoke weed. Oh yeah, I haven't seen her sober in weeks.


I'm a terrible person for ruining her life. I tried to get her to stop or at least slow down, but she just got mad at me
#3
Well a lot of them seem to other guys rather than me, and most of them share the similar excuse "You are a good guy and I think we would be better if we were friends."

Yep I am the one that stays in the goddamn friend zone. It is like a curse


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#4
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I'm a terrible person for ruining her life.
Nah. Consequences might have been bad, but unless those were your intentions, not really.
#5
Fell in love with a girl
dated her for six or seven months

Long story short, in the end of it, I found out she was cheating on me w/ a boyfriend of two years because he was boring and I offered excitement

still can't get over the feeling of being played like a fool

Edit: I knew the guy, i met him, we hung out, and all the while i thought he was just her friend


but as Biz Markie says

You say he's just a friend...you say he's just a friend
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#6
2 years ago, i was going to ask out the girl i really liked. Saw her the next day, after trying to get ahold of her all day, and she'd gotten a boyfriend. A few weeks ago she broke up with that boyfriend. Had a nice dinner and stuff planned to ask her out tonight, and today i found out she has a new boyfriend. :'(
#7
Quote by spanishyanez
Well a lot of them seem to other guys rather than me, and most of them share the similar excuse "You are a good guy and I think we would be better if we were friends."

Yep I am the one that stays in the goddamn friend zone. It is like a curse


~FML


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#8
Quote by spanishyanez
Well a lot of them seem to other guys rather than me, and most of them share the similar excuse "You are a good guy and I think we would be better if we were friends."

Yep I am the one that stays in the goddamn friend zone. It is like a curse


~FML



Same thing bro, stuck in that god damn friend zone, for 17 years.
#9
Quote by spanishyanez
Well a lot of them seem to other guys rather than me, and most of them share the similar excuse "You are a good guy and I think we would be better if we were friends."

Yep I am the one that stays in the goddamn friend zone. It is like a curse


~FML


Make that a +2
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#11
Quote by spanishyanez
Well a lot of them seem to other guys rather than me, and most of them share the similar excuse "You are a good guy and I think we would be better if we were friends."

Yep I am the one that stays in the goddamn friend zone. It is like a curse


~FML

+1

This. Pretty much the story of my life... lol
#12
She is the most beautiful, like so far beyond hot but not at all slutty, super nice and smart girl ive met in my life. Everything about her is perfect. She is always so nice to me, but I never felt like I had a chance with her, and never tried.

Probably one of my only regrets.
#14
Quote by The Madcap
Nah. Consequences might have been bad, but unless those were your intentions, not really.


Thanks but I still feel bad because if it wasn't for me, she probably would have never started. I just wanted to get high with her and go on stoner adventures with my significant other. Then we started getting high just for the sake of getting high and doing harder drugs. When I realized that we had gone too far with drugs, I immediately slowed down. She pretty much laughed at my face when I told her to do the same. Now she hangs out with drug dealers and other bad crowds. I'm going to try and fix everything the second I get better (I am sick atm)
#15
Quote by catursly
my worst experience can be summed up in a few short words.

Christmas.Dick.Box.Screaming.Punch.Parents


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#16
Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says "are you alright?"
I said "I must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
She says "come and kiss me by the riverside, bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating"
I'm like a black Dr. Who, Except I'm white

I only watch porn with names that are puns or have alliteration in the title...
#17
Well, there's a girl that I've been going after for a while now. Only problem is, she's the sister of one of my best friends, and as we all know, the Bro code applies. ****.
#18
Quote by catursly
my worst experience can be summed up in a few short words.

Christmas.Dick.Box.Screaming.Punch.Parents


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#19
wow great stories,
its nice to hear that you're not the only one gettin frustrated
I got a lot of good and bad experieces...
one of the worst is the next:

Two years ago, I had a huge crush on a beautiful girl (lets call her P )
I was really into her, I got to the point of buying her a red rose and singing her a serenade
at the school park. She seemed interested, but she was really misterious.
So i didnt know if she was into me or not, so I wrote her a love letter, telling her how
much I loved her, but I couldnt give it to her personally... Dont know why
So I gave it to a classmate of hers and told him to put the letter into one of her school books... she should read it soon
The days passed by and she didnt say a thing to me
So I figured she didnt want anything with me
turns out, we had a party saturday night, where I met another girl, called G
and since P wasnt interested in me, I was like, what the hell, I'll hook up with G instead
so I did
but then Sunday morning I got a text, it was from P
it read:

"I was just looking at my books and found a beautiful letter from you!!
thank you so much, dont you think we should start going out?"

so she didnt read it before.. she didnt say a thing...
next day, monday morning both G and P wanted me around...
and they couldnt find out about it, or I was a dead man
so I had to talk with P, because I really loved her...
so we did, and she was really happy that we were going to start a relationship..
but I had to tell her.. I couldnt lie, so I told her what happened with G the other night
and P got raelly dissapointed... and everthing just vanished.. it was really crappy
but turns out that 2 weeks later I started going out with G and now she's my girl
and we've been together for like 2 years and I love her she's everything

Creepy huh??
that Monday felt like shit thou
#20
Quote by gquady09
Well, there's a girl that I've been going after for a while now. Only problem is, she's the sister of one of my best friends, and as we all know, the Bro code applies. ****.


Have you approached your bro, bro? Or is that not an option?
#21
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Have you approached your bro, bro? Or is that not an option?


I dunno man. I'd just feel kinda weird doing so. I don't think he would mind so much. What I'm kinda "scared" of is what he'll do if I ever really screwed up with the relationship.
#22
Well, Is he your bro like, you guys feel like brothers, like you could tell each other anything? Or are you guys just kinda tight? Cuz if it's the first, then I'd say go for it, but if not, than that's a tricky situation.
#23
My ex and I have been going out for a year, then we broke up(many times in our relationship we had "broke up" but never really meant it. We aways hung out and kissed and everything as if it was normal.) but I guess she was serious this time and found another guy, and I found out and told her about it, and how shes just over me like nothing. She said he felt alone and he understood and helped her out. So im like so mad and depressed. She called me once, and I told her if I could drop by to get my stuff from her house, she said sure. By the time I got there, it turned out she wanted to break up with her new boyfriend, and go back with me, I was happy as hell. then we got it on. So we did, and after she told me to leave. And I told her why, then she ****ing tells me she didnt want it to happen and that she still wanted to be seperated from me. So im like "Wtf, seriously, this shit?" Then I left. She THEN called me while on my way home that she wanted to get back with me. Then after talking about it, she said she didnt want be with me...again. So im like ****ing mad, I tell her "WTF, thats bullshit, what if your pregnant or somthing? You really gonna cheat on him, and me?" So then she freaked out thinking she was preggers, we hungup. Then she kept calling me and screaming at me. I start ignoring her calls. Then last year on the 25, the cops came to my house and apparently she had told her parents I had gone over there and raped her. Yeah. that bitch. And then she confessed she didnt. So that saved me from jail. We havnt talked until this may. We had dated again. She told me how it wasnt worth it and her whole year she was sad and depressed for messing things up with me. Now im starteing to believe she isnt worht it and I should break up. But ill deal with that later. But damn it does feel good just letting this out...
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#26
Madcap, I feel your pain man. I had a similar story.

I once met this girl in school on Myspace. We went to the same school for about two years but never talked to each other. She added me and we started talking on there. We became really good friends. I had always liked her from the first day she approached me, but I was never brave enough to ask her out. So there I am in the friendzone for 6 months, building up courage to ask her out. My friends all said I should go for it and so did her best friend (another girl). Man was she beautiful. Not the brightest crayon, but she was nice as she was pretty. Anyways, the day I asked her out, she said that she didn't want to ruin a good friendship and that it would be weird dating her best friend. I was immature. I didn't understand. It broke me. I was so sure she would say yes. We had been practically dating already for the past few months. Then soon I found out about her other guy friend. They had been friends since they were little. He was two grades above her and no homo, but he was definitely attractive. She had removed me from her Top 8 altogether and put him as number 2. I asked her what was going on. She told me he was just a friend. Then a week later, they started dating (a month later, he cheated on her with two other girls). That's when i was really broken. I felt betrayed. I felt like I had been lied to (she rejected me because she said I was her best friend, but that dude was her best friend too). Soon, I find out about 10 other "best friends" she had been talking to. Even though I never actually dated her, I felt cheated on. I gave so much time to her. We don't talk anymore. I've matured and moved on. I can no longer stand talking to her. I actually think getting rejected by her was a blessing in disguise because I would've never met my new girlfriend if I had been dating her. We've been together two years and these have been the best two years I've had (even though she lives 800 miles away).

Anyways, that's my story.
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#27
Quote by catursly
my worst experience can be summed up in a few short words.

Christmas.Dick.Box.Screaming.Punch.Parents


As a CHRISTMAS present for your girlfriend you put a BOX with a hole on your lap and inserted you DICK through that hole. When she saw the 'present' she SCREAMed, PUNCHed you and told her parents. Nice....
#28
Eh, it's about a guy, but I don't think anyone's gonna flip a shit or anything.

I fell for one of my best friends. But when I moved, even with the guarantee I'd still be around as much as before, that's all he wanted. Keeping in mind this is even after asking me out, but it never actually happened for whatever reason. For the next year or so we continued to be close, if not even closer than we were before. Buuuuuut there was some age difference issues, as well as the distance, blahblah. Pretty much the only bit that matters: long story short, he knew and admitted there was more to our friendship but he didn't want to pursue it, I'm a dumbass for thinking for almost two years it would go anywhere, life goes on.
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#29
I spent about three months trying to get with this girl, eventually i did and it was sweet. Then about two weeks later i was hanging out with a bunch of other friends (she wasn't there), drinking and smoking weed, and this other girl who i'd had a major crush on for years just got dumped by her boyfriend of 2 years. She started telling me how she'd always really loved me and really wanted to be with me etc. and some how convinced me to leave my girlfriend for her.

She left me about a month laterfor another guy. After she put a scar on my penis, with her teeth. That's karma for you i guess. She's now know as "cheesegrater" by most people in our school.
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#30
My best friend.

I met her freshman year, by her cousin.
For the first maybe 12 years of her life, she would visit here every Summer (lived in Hawaii) and she knew most of the same people as me. I didn't know that she knew most of the people here and where she was from. She moved here with her step mom and dad, who everybody knows too. Everybody was pressuring me to talk to her but I thought she was weird because she wore makeup and stuff. I soon learned the term "scene". Months passed we began to eat lunch together with some friends we already had. I soon found out we liked a lot of the same music, movies, anime, people, and she knew all of my friends. We hung out a lot at school, not too much outside of that. I thought I was in with this girl and she would be mine. After maybe 2 months of living here, she starts hanging out with my senior buddy, Westley. They start dating, it looks odd because he's like a 6ft5 pencil and she's short and fit. I got friend-zoned literally, we still hang out, but her bf thinks he's invited to all of our chillings, and he does nothing but complains about having no friends when he's hanging out with a bunch of high school kids.
I decided not to tell her how I feel, because she told me she'll just stop talking to guys who spill to her. She calls me her best friend now, somebody she can talk to about anything. I don't wanna ruin a good friendship, so I keep quiet.

It's not as much of a hurt thing as a it's a big let down.
#32
jesus don't even get me started, i've had quite a few bad experiences.

i guess the worst would be that i was dating this girl for like a year and a half and things were pretty serious, like we liked each other a lot and did a lot of things and everything seemed good. then, she got caught smoking weed and got expelled from my high school and ended up having to go to this like reform school kinda thing. things kinda went downhill from there, because her new friends were kinda sketchy and shit so it was always really awkward hanging out with them and some of them were in gangs and shit. anyways, we'd been sorta losing touch and one day she calls me to hang out with her and some friends. i meet them and we chill for a bit then we kinda head into this alley to smoke and out of the blue she's just like "hey i think we should break up, me and Dan (one of her friends there) kinda have a thing going" and then as if this doesn't suck enough i was like "whatever, **** you" and then Dan just hits me in the face and the other friend there just start beating the shit out of me. i got some good hits in and stuff but then i just bolted cause i could see it wasn't gonna end well. anyway, i get home afterward and i'm trying to clean up before my parents get home (cause they'd freak). and i had a black eye so when my parents came home they saw it, and of course they freaked. i made up a story, but it was pretty shitty so they saw through it and mom got scared and said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air i whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
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#33
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Girlfriend, present was my dick, inside a box, she freaked out, punched my penis, called parents, parents flipped out. single


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#35
I met this girl on the first day of summer and liked her from the second I saw her, talked to her for the rest of the summer. First week of school she tells me she likes me and we started going out for a good 2-3 months, but as soon as we started going out I basically lost all interest. So my friends were like just break up with her, but I was scared, because she thought she was in love and literally said she would kill herself and junk. So I told her my mom said we had to break up.
#36
Quote by gquady09
Well, there's a girl that I've been going after for a while now. Only problem is, she's the sister of one of my best friends, and as we all know, the Bro code applies. ****.


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#37
Quote by sadSTATUE
Eh, it's about a guy, but I don't think anyone's gonna flip a shit or anything.

I fell for one of my best friends. But when I moved, even with the guarantee I'd still be around as much as before, that's all he wanted. Keeping in mind this is even after asking me out, but it never actually happened for whatever reason. For the next year or so we continued to be close, if not even closer than we were before. Buuuuuut there was some age difference issues, as well as the distance, blahblah. Pretty much the only bit that matters: long story short, he knew and admitted there was more to our friendship but he didn't want to pursue it, I'm a dumbass for thinking for almost two years it would go anywhere, life goes on.

This is vaguely reminiscent of one of my past relationships minus the moving away bit and me being a guy with a phallus. Plus I was the one who initially didn't want things between us to progress.

As I figured from the get-go things probably never would have worked out between us because of the age-difference (her being 5 years or so older than me), and retrospectively I'm glad she was able to find someone she's happy with and we haven't compromised our friendship.

Now I'm sad.
#38
Quote by gquady09
Well, there's a girl that I've been going after for a while now. Only problem is, she's the sister of one of my best friends, and as we all know, the Bro code applies. ****.

No matter what he says, he will never really be okay with it. Not only that, if something goes wrong in the relationship, he's not gonna know what to do. Don't mess around with your friends' sisters!

Worst thing I've gone through with a girl? That's a tough one. I try not to let things bother me too much. I've been cheated on, I've been treated bad, even had one die on me. That said, I've cheated and treated ex-girlfriends badly myself.


I guess the worst thing was watching a two-year relationship go sour. Not that I was sitting back and watching, I was part of what making it go sour, of course. We had kind of switched roles. The gal had been a bitch to me for practically the whole first year, and suddenly she was better. Then, for whatever reason, I started being an asshole and pretty much sabotaged the relationship to the point it couldn't work anymore. After the breakup, we went our separate ways, not speaking for almost a year. Then we were friends again until she started stalking me.

Something messed up happened with that girl, but it's gonna take me a minute to word it all out right, so I'll edit it into here in a minute.
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#39
Quote by The Madcap
Make a joke about nailing his sister. If he just laughs it off. Go for it. Shit'll be tight. If he gets kinda pissed, don't.


I've made a couple jokes about that before, and he did laugh it off. Also, we can pretty much tell each other anything. I think I just may go full bore.
#40
There was this one girl that I wanted to date and I ended up scoring a date with her to the movies. Before we went, we drove around town for a bit, got some food and shit, and the entire time she would not stop talking about this other guy she liked. So here I am with this girl that i really like, bought her dinner, and was about to take her to the movies, and she's talking about wanting to date some fucktard who lives about two hours away from her. I somehow managed to keep my cool, and drove her home. Afterwards i proceeded to suck down a bottle of jim bean to keep myself from murdering the tribe of baby squirrells that were living in my tree. And to make matters worse, I found out two days later that not only had she and that one guy started dating, BUT she also had liked me and if I had "made a move" she wouldve dated me. Honestly, what the fuck. How was I suppose to know to make a move on her? The girl didn't even seemed interested in me!
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