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#1
Right i'm not as hopeless as I used to be with girls but apparently I am too "friendy" when trying to get with girls.

Do you know how to make yourself less "friendy"?

I have been told to create the image of sexual tension but I am unaware as how to do that.

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#4
Show interest in them in a sexual way, by asking how she's doing and how it's going with her new puppy you won't get anywhere.
#5
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take your penis out and let it get hard for all to see

i'm sure that'll create tension

I came in here with the goal of giving helpful advice,

but I 2nd this.
#6
Make an early move to do something with them.
i.e. see a film or something.

Edit: I also believe blatant flirting is generally good for avoiding the friendzone and reaching the endzone. See what i did there?
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#7
spit in her face? in many cultures that's considered unfriendly.

Seriously though, flirt? The odd cheeky comment and a wink (as long as it's not a creepy one) every now on then.
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#8
smoothly and confidently grab one of her tits, give is a few squeezes, then grab the other and repeat. then critique them (jot notes down on a sheet of paper for her to take home)
#9
Sexual Innuendos.


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#11
shes making excuses its not you

never listen to girls there looking for excuses to dump you if they dont like you for something they will never tell you
#12
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For sexual tension, just talk to girls looking at them dead in the eye. Whilst nonchalantly playing with your hanging out penis.

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#13
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shes making excuses its not you

never listen to girls there looking for excuses to dump you if they dont like you for something they will never tell you


This is mostly - sadly - correct.

Until we can read their minds its a ****ING minefield of second guessing and disappointment
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smoothly and confidently grab one of her tits, give is a few squeezes, then grab the other and repeat. then critique them (jot notes down on a sheet of paper for her to take home)




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For sexual tension, just talk to girls looking at them dead in the eye. Whilst nonchalantly playing with your hanging out penis.


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#18
I'm naturally just a good natured dick head, so I don't know what to tell you. Try (in a jocular manner) acting like you don't like them at all. I treat half the girls I know like shit, but as long as you smile or otherwise let them know you're joking (without saying you're just joking), then they'll usually be alright with it.

It's always worked for me anyway... but I don't have to try to do it. I just act like a jerk and an idiot to most people. Therefore, when they seem to have a low opinion of me, I can surprise them by acting nice every once in a while.
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#19
it's all about your voice,
if you sound like spongebob, you're hopeless
on the other hand , if you sound like chef, you'll make love to yo woman by da fire
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#21
Give her a smack in the face... who's friendly now?
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#22
Buy her a puppy or kitten, whatever takes her fancy. The cutest thing you can find, if it's from a shelter and has a troubled past, all the better. She'll take it in, care for it, take it walks and will eventually fall in love with it and be so grateful towards you and maybe even love you. Then kill it.
#23
Watch all the James Bond movies consecutively, take notes on how he interacts with women, then go and mimic what he does in the real world.
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#24
Show them

....

and continue to bring up anal fisting in conversations. Works for me.

Also if you need any more lovely images or videos, hit me up: I've got plenty to share...
#25
Flirt?
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#27
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take your penis out and let it get hard for all to see

i'm sure that'll create tension

then slowly thrust it towards her face, giving the odd wink along the way.
if she turns her hear, rape her ear, im pretty sure that'll finish her off
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#28
None of this 'you're so amazing' crap. Never show that you see her as 'above' you. Girls want the best possible, and rarely willingly go 'below' themselves.


Flirt. Sexual innuendo. Confidence. Mention other girls.

Slash fuckin thread
#29
Just say:
"I'm sorry, but I have to get this out in the open, I'd bang you"
Works for me some of the time.
If not, they just aren';t into you
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#30
Dude, keep on being nice to her, until she thinks you are gay. This is a good thing.

Her and her female friends will think you are harmless, and then...


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and continue to bring up anal fisting in conversations. Works for me.

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#32
this has got to be the BEST thread for replies i've seen in a long long time. if i could sig all the posts i so effin would!

but OT: just be clean from the off that you wanna have them as more than just friends, obv get to know them first then drop the "love/fancy" bomb. if they don't like it, they will when you start phoning them at 3AM whispering "i love you" then hanging up. that worked for me =)
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#34
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None of this 'you're so amazing' crap. Never show that you see her as 'above' you. Girls want the best possible, and rarely willingly go 'below' themselves.


Flirt. Sexual innuendo. Confidence. Mention other girls.

Slash fuckin thread


You're on the right track, but mentioning other girls can get out of hand. It has to be kept in check based on the girl you're talking to's signals. If you can't tell if she hates you talking about all these other girls, then learn quick.
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#37
What. The. Fish.

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#38
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just be clean from the off that you wanna have them as more than just friends, obv get to know them first then drop the "love/fancy" bomb. if they don't like it, they will when you start phoning them at 3AM whispering "i love you" then hanging up. that worked for me =)


you're a douche.
everyone who isn't sleepin' and/or drunk at that time is a douche.


but b2t:
a really good thing is not to act like a jerk but become a real jerk.
and every once in a while do something really really nice, when you do nice things not very often they'll appreciate it even more
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#40
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Dude, keep on being nice to her, until she thinks you are gay. This is a good thing.

Her and her female friends will think you are harmless, and then...


BAMN, pregnant!


BAMN, pregnant!


BAMN, pregnant!


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