Poll: What do you need to be a pimp?
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View poll results: What do you need to be a pimp?
Fedorah with a feather
17 19%
Purple Caddy
12 13%
Fur Coat
18 20%
Gold tooth
1 1%
Cane
24 26%
Goldfish heels
1 1%
9mm
6 7%
Feather boa
3 3%
A ring for every finger
3 3%
Other(joke option)
6 7%
Voters: 91.
#1
Okay Pit,

Jackal58 and I were wondering what you need to be a pimp.
So pit what do you think a person needs to be a true pimp?
Poll up in a minute.
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#3
You need your own kissing company.
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#5
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Badass cane, fur coat, purple cape.
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#6
Be black?
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#12
A purple, beat-up car, with a lift kit and spinners.


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#14
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You need to solicit prostitutes.

I think you're a little short in the What is a Pimp department
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#15
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A purple, beat-up car, with a lift kit and spinners.

No self respecting pimp would drive around in a beat up car. Fool.
I'm gonna pimp slap your ass.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
No self respecting pimp would drive around in a beat up car. Fool.
I'm gonna pimp slap your ass.


I wouldn't normally say beat up, but I've seen this with my own eyes...for some reason all the pimp-ish people like their beat up yet pimped out vehicles in my area..

OH! I did see a man driving a car that was totally customized in Lakers colors, with logos and everything. And it was a NICE car. That was a pretty pimp thing to do as well.


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#17
Pimp Suit AKA Zoot Suit



Pimp Car



And most importantly, a few of these:

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#18
Hoes!

You need hoes to be a pimp!

I work at a hotel guys. I see pimps coming in and out of this hotel every day of me working here. I've befriended a few pimps as well as prositutes and they're pretty cool people, but they are in no way on the road to becoming P.I.M.P's.

Now to be a P.I.M.P you need swag, you need charm, and you need proper attire. Proper attire can range from many options depending on your socio-cultural backround and environment. Take a look around, whats cool? Start sporting some styles and incorperate swag. If your objective of swag has been met, then congrats, you are not only a certified P.I.M.P, but you are now allowed to carry your certified BALLA card, which gives a %15 off discount on any purchases at FRYs.
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#20
Incredibly high elevator shoes made out of plexiglass and double as fishbowls.
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#22
In order to be a pimp, one must have a stable of fine bred b*tches and answer only to 'Daddy.' Additionally, one's revenue must come solely from the act of pimping.
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#24
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And most importantly, a few of these:




I voted for the fedora with the feather by the way. You can't be a pimp without one of those.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#26
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Damn, came in here to post that.

Shouldn't the poll have an "all of the above" option? And ho's should be an option, no matter how you dress you aren't a pimp till you have an entourage of bitches.
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#27
Quote by rgrockr
Damn, came in here to post that.

Shouldn't the poll have an "all of the above" option? And ho's should be an option, no matter how you dress you aren't a pimp till you have an entourage of bitches.

True, but if you're gonna be a pimp you most likely already have the hos, and you need the proper attire still.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#28
In real life, a gun would help, but the pimp image would be a hat with a feather in it.
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#29
A better idea for a thread
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#30
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A better idea for a thread

Didn't you start the thread titled "Reported"?


@TS:
I believe a feathered fedora is a requirement.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jun 28, 2010,
#31
Fur coat, hat and cane most importantly.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

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#32
to be a pimp, you require 'bitches.'
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