so Pit, i want advice on how to break up with my girlfriend in a way that will make her not hate me or suicidal. i realize i should probably post this in the relationship thread, but even if i dont get good advice out of this, i know i will get a good laugh.
"It's not me, it's you."
"Its you, its not me."
im breaking up with you.... LOL JK
It's simple... just tell her your feelings for here are going away. Tell her you don't like her like you did when you guys first dating.. and you wanted to end it before you lost all feelings and got her hurt.
Relationship Thread, brah.
"I'm way too good for you."
yeah relationship thread is probably a better idea, but here's my advice. just tell her how you feel and whatever happens from there, happens. don't overthink it because overthinking stuff is not good. and don't BS her because nobody wants that either.