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#1
inspired by The Madcap's thread on the worst https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1330809&page=1&pp=20

but anyway it got my spirits down so i thought id make this. Tell me your best experience involving a girl you have liked/ do like at the moment. Can be your current girlfriend / wife as well
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#2
we had sex.
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#3
I got a girl way out of my league by doing absolutely nothing. She said she liked me cuz I was different than every other guy. Guys are always throwing themselves at her, but she couldn't tell if I like her or not so I was a "challenge" to her We hooked up
#6
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We had sex.

Edit: God damn

muahahahahha
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#7
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I got a girl way out of my league by doing absolutely nothing. She said she liked me cuz I was different than every other guy. Guys are always throwing themselves at her, but she couldn't tell if I like her or not so I was a "challenge" to her We hooked up


haha nice better than the hahaha lulz i so cleva watch meh say sutff like we had sexxxxx lawlszzz its funeh coz i vergin!!!
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#8
Teh breastesses. I touched them. T'was everything it was hyped up to be.
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#9
That time we held hands.

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#11
Third base.
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haha nice better than the hahaha lulz i so cleva watch meh say sutff like we had sexxxxx lawlszzz its funeh coz i vergin!!!


It was awesome cuz everyone at school was like "why is she with HIM?" Seriously, if you compare me to her ex, you'd be amazed. He has short hair, I have long hair. He is in great shape, I am scrawny. He has a job and is going to college in the fall, I just sit around all day, get high and play guitar.
#13
Making out

All the answers are just gonna be sex or kissing or something like that, not really any cool stories to be had, I don't think...

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I got a girl way out of my league by doing absolutely nothing. She said she liked me cuz I was different than every other guy. Guys are always throwing themselves at her, but she couldn't tell if I like her or not so I was a "challenge" to her We hooked up

well obviously you weren't a challenge because it sounds like she got you pretty easily
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#14
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Making out

All the answers are just gonna be sex or kissing or something like that, not really any cool stories to be had, I don't think...

Ummm... excuse me? You are aware of where you are, correct?
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#15
We were all hanging out at a friend's house and out of nowhere someone says "Hey *my name,* Sarah wants to talk to you" I shrugged off my extremely bad nerves, since I had only been in one previous relationship. I went back there and we were on the bed talking when one thing led to another then we ended up making out. I was going at a million thoughts a minute, I had never been so ecstatic. After it was over I didn't know what to think, only that if a top of the world existed, I was on it.


That night she shot me down
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#16
a girl and i who were really good friends hooked up the other day and had the best sex ever. now we're back to friends, and both happy.
#17
Wow, this thread title is indicative to the overall mindset of the pit. Going online to talk to other guys about good experiences you've had with others girls. I loveeee it!
#18
I'm sure not gonna tell any of you guys

Let's just say it involved Berlin, weed, a horror punk concert and 3 tubs of cream.
#19
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Ummm... excuse me? You are aware of where you are, correct?

well yes, the Pit does in fact have a lot of cool stories. However, most of the Pit is made up of teenage virgins (myself among them). So, besides the few people saying they got sex or whatever, there's not much else to hear Unless someone wants to give a detailed account of how they got there...
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#20
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well obviously you weren't a challenge because it sounds like she got you pretty easily


Yeah, but she doesn't know that nor am I complaining
#21
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I'm sure not gonna tell any of you guys

Let's just say it involved Berlin, weed, a horror punk concert and 3 tubs of cream.



dude your evil

1: you give us so many clues our imagination runs wild
2: your coreysmonster everybody gives a f*%k about you
3: it sounds interesting
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#22
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I'm sure not gonna tell any of you guys

Let's just say it involved Berlin, weed, a horror punk concert and 3 tubs of cream.



You met a homeless man in Berlin that was high on weed? You then took him to a horror punk concert then back to yours, making teh sex0rz whilst eating ice cream / using it as lube?

Stay away from me, you sexual predator.


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#23
A girl that's totally in love with me happened to run into me the other day... We hadn't tlaked in about a month because of strict parents but we managed to walk and talk for about an hour. she told me she would sneak out to see me. after we met later that night we went to the spot in the woods were i took her virginity, i slammed that shit until she couldn't walk and i had to carry her out of the woods. then we watched the sun come up from the middle of the grave yard.
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A girl that's totally in love with me happened to run into me the other day... We hadn't tlaked in about a month because of strict parents but we managed to walk and talk for about an hour. she told me she would sneak out to see me. after we met later that night we went to the spot in the woods were i took her virginity, i slammed that shit until she couldn't walk and i had to carry her out of the woods. then we watched the sun come up from the middle of the grave yard.
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#25
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we had sex.

drunk threesome a few days ago on a golf course in the middle of the night
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#26
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I'm sure not gonna tell any of you guys

Let's just say it involved Berlin, weed, a horror punk concert and 3 tubs of cream.

unless it was the "misfits" or TSOL then that wasnt a horrorpunk show
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#27
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You met a homeless man in Berlin that was high on weed? You then took him to a horror punk concert then back to yours, making teh sex0rz whilst eating ice cream / using it as lube?

Stay away from me, you sexual predator.


On topic: Man, a lot of UGers are sexually deprived.

actually, I was in a horror punk band at the time, and an ex-gf of mine visited me from a different city the night of a concert, during which I smoked weed, then took the woman home, where we got intimite.
This took place in Berlin.


And the 3 tubs of cream?

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unless it was the "misfits" or TSOL then that wasnt a horrorpunk show

We played Misfits covers and originals, so ha!
#28
first time I ever done it.. at her house while listening to Iron Maiden's the number of the beast album, Dark side of the moon and Billy Joel's the Stranger album while her parents and brother were home.


actually after I thought about it... I'm gonna have to say the second time I done it was better. Same girl, except at my place, high in my basement with the lights off, while watching the song remains the same... she perfectly cued each time Robert Plant did that whole orgasming-on-the-mic thing.
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We played Misfits covers and originals, so ha!

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#30
Sex with the ex before she was the ex of course....

But most recently, this girl just invited me go with her and brother to Montgomery for ice skating, bowling, and a bunch of other stuff cause she just wanted to hang out with me. It made me feel good when her brother was talkin to me a day or two later and said that it was an excuse for her to spend a day with me. It overshadowed my ex cause all she wanted to do was watch NCIS off the DVR all ****ing day. We had sex like 2 times in nine months... At least this girl likes to get out and live.
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#31
cuddling with a girl basically until the sun came up during winter break. Normally that wouldn't be a big occasion, but it was with a girl that I really didn't think I would ever have to big of a chance with, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'm completely in love with her. I'm on the phone with her now with her asleep on the other end, and I can assure you that it does indeed feel good, man.
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#35
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I had NO idea.


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#36
taking my girl camping.

To this place:


Greatest week of my entire life, I would give anything to relive it. There is nothing that will fulfill you more than absolute silence sitting next to your girl on the damp ground in the chilly fall air and looking across the water at that. Other than taking a canoe and paddling right out to it. followed by hours of hiking, followed by showers at the comfort station, followed by dinner in front of a fire while the sun goes down. There is no one around, it is totally quiet except for the popping of the fire and small animals moving around in the bushes. Yes, you want this memory in your head.

terribly sorry about the size, my camera is 12 megapixels, I don't know how to shrink it. it's not like it's an ugly picture...
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#37
Girl I'd talk to on occasion, out of my league and all that jazz. All of a sudden show's interest

"Alright, let's hang out some time. I'll bring the pills, you bring the weed"

I about came

I now date this chick
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cuddling with a girl basically until the sun came up during winter break. Normally that wouldn't be a big occasion, but it was with a girl that I really didn't think I would ever have to big of a chance with, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'm completely in love with her. I'm on the phone with her now with her asleep on the other end, and I can assure you that it does indeed feel good, man.

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#39
Best thing? Basically, when i moved to my new school this last winter, I met a girl who was absolutely awesome...good sense of humor, incredible singing voice and acting prowess, and SUPER SUPER pretty, seriously probably one of the prettiest girls i have ever known. Anyways, after about a month at this school, word was leaked that she liked me. It was really exciting, although i kinda expected it, because she flirted with me alot. Besides, she didn't have many options, there are only three other guys in my class. One is taken, one is her mortal enemy (and fat/dutch), and the other has a very raging, very public crush on some girl in america. So we pretty much started dating. I'm gonna be honest, the farthest we got was holding hands, but the best experience I had with her (maybe ever [with the exception of most concerts, music festivals, and my first time listening to Colors and Swim to the Moon by BTBAM) was when we got to go to the ballet of cinderella together. Now, I know, the ballet sounds kind of ghey, but honestly, between just being on this date with a girl so far out of my league, while were holding hands and she was leaning on my shoulder, listening to some of the most beautifully orchestrated peices of music I have ever listened to, and sitting in a place as classy as the Kiev Orchestra House...lets just say it was amazing.
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cuddling with a girl basically until the sun came up during winter break. Normally that wouldn't be a big occasion, but it was with a girl that I really didn't think I would ever have to big of a chance with, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'm completely in love with her. I'm on the phone with her now with her asleep on the other end, and I can assure you that it does indeed feel good, man.
O_o

You gonna hang up anytime soon?