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#1
Do you ever do it? Am I the only one who can't start a conversation lasting more than 1 minute? Do people cutting your hair even want to talk? I'd think the latter but they keep asking me so many questions.

I mean I think I'm good at holding a conversation but at the hairdresser it's just impossible, but I look around and see other customers doing it. Maybe they're regulars or something though. I liked the last hairdresser I used to go to, he was a guy and never said a word and liked it that way.
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#3
I've not cut my hair for 5 years.

It's turning into dreadlocks due to not combing it, it's covered in split ends, a friend described it as "dead", but never again will I have to make painful stilted smalltalk with a middle-aged German man who keeps asking me if I play lawn bowls.
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#4
I always chat to my stylist when I'm getting my hair done - the weather, going out, holidays, men etc. - anything really. Plus she's lovely.
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#5
No Kensai your not the only one.
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#8
Depends on the person cutting my hair. I talked about politics with the last person that cut my hair, summer plans before that and nothing much with the barber before that

#10
Just depends if I'm in a sociable mood or not. If I want to keep a conversation going I can but if I can't be bothered and just want my haircut I guess I'll just be sort of short with them (unintended pun, yasss).
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#11
Well i've been going to my hairdresser since I was 2 or something so they mostly do all the talking and asking questions about my life etc. But when they don't or when I get a new one I;m not good at it either, I just like the feeling of sitting there and getting a haircut, no need for conversation
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#12
I dont usually talk that much although i usually get asked when im graduating high school even though im in second year university
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#13
I've gone to the same barber in Chapel Hill for the past 3 years and we always just talk about UNC stuff (basketball, how much we suck, how much we won't suck next season, etc.).
#14
I always talk to my hairdresser, I've known her for ages and she was friends with my Dad when they were in High School.
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#15
I've been getting my haircut at the same place for more than a year.

It always:
Barber "Hey how you doing?" (In Spanish)
Me "Good good"

Then he asks me how I want my hair cut and it's silence until he's done. Then I pay him and say "Have a nice day."

When I see him talking with the other customers, they usually talk about boxing and how Cuba sucks. None of those interest me.
#16
at the hairdressers, you could have more of a conversation with a small plank of wood than you would with me.

im awful a conversations in general aswell.
Fuck it.
#17
Well, I've been getting my hair cut at the same place for more than 10 years, so it's not that bad.
But TBH, it's been a long time since I've actually initiated a conversation with someone I don't already know.
#19
I hate talking to my hairdresser. Just makes me feel like an idiot, especially when the hairdresser is a few years older than me, and a hot girl.
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#20
I'm not great at starting any kind of conversation, so I tend to sit there in silence, though the last few times i've been to the hairdressers my Mum has decided to get her hair cut on the same day, so I generally find it incredibly awkward to say anything to the woman cutting my hair, especially because last time she was ridiculously attractive and kept leaning over me, so I had no idea where to look, I was in a room full of mirrors and figured one drop of the eye at a bad moment would be seen throughout the room.
#21
They'll ask me a few questions to try and start a conversation but I quickly let them know I just want my hair cut so I can leave with my one word answers.
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#22
Well i went to one a couple of times, this place called murdocks, its quite small but they gave some of the best haircuts i have had in a while, and the barbers are friendly and talkative, it usually seems quite forced and i don't really like it, but there wasn't any problems there. Unfortunately its not very cheap, so last time i went for a haircut i didn't want to spend too much so i went to the one in my uni town, and they gave a good cut, but the conversation was incredibly forced, it was just like, a question and then one word answer.
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#23
Not been to the hairdressers since I was about 6. My auntie used to be one so I get free hair cuts fo' lyf. Or at least until she dies.
#27
Holidays, football, how's business going, excetera. The last conversation I had with the Barber ended in him almost forcing me at gun point to see Avatar at a cinema 30 miles away. I've had to pretend I've seen it when I see him in the street
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#28
Icebreaker for hairdressers:

[midway through cut] "Ummm... Well I suppose it's just hair. It'll grow back..."
...In my opinion.
#29
It is tough. Usually we discuss her New Zealand accent and her tattoos, especially the ones that go down the front of her shirt.
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#30
I can keep up a conversation if the barber or whoever starts it. The woman who last cut my hair has a musical family - a son in music college, a husband who DJs - and she told me a story of how her husband was DJing in a club in Birmingham 10 or so years ago, and Stevie Wonder came in with his roadcrew for an aftershow chill-out. He signed the only Wonder record the DJ guy had, and they've been looking for it recently as it's now worth about £10,000 because apparently he's since stopped giving autographs.

But apart from answering questions about what I'm doing at university etc, I don't really talk to them.
#32
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Normally I am comfortable in social situations, but at the hairdressers I am overcome with shear terror.
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#33
definitely more awkward than asking a girl out.
it's probably the most awkward 20-30 mins I ever spend
I let you get away so cleanly.
#34
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definitely more awkward than asking a girl out.
it's probably the most awkward 20-30 mins I ever spend


Ask her out and kill two birds with one stone.

Except all hairdressers are lesbians. No exceptions. Those who have sex with men are going through a rough patch.
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#36
Depends on the person cutting the hair honestly. I'm not the most sociable person, but if they start a conversation, it's usually pretty easy for me to keep it going
#37
TS, the world is filled with Socially Awkward Penguins. Just blag it. You can say anything to anyone and as long as you look natural they'll banter back.
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#38
I can hold a conversation with anyone about anything, it's my gift

And the result of 3 years in sales >_>
#39
I can't talk to hairdressers. They annoy me. I paid to get my hair cut, not listen to your idiotic babble.

I know one person who was looking at doing Hair + Beauty at college. They had an ENTIRE TERM on learning how to make small talk.
#40
I know everyone woman I've ever met at the hairdresser place seems to have no problem talking.

Usually if the lady cutting my hair tries to talk to me, I growl loudly. Then the attempted conversation is awkward for both of us instead of just me.

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I know one person who was looking at doing Hair + Beauty at college. They had an ENTIRE TERM on learning how to make small talk.


Must be a difficult degree to get . That's like one of my friends went to college for Elementary Education (Childhood development education) and they had a whole class on coloring/building things with popsicle sticks.
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