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#4
Guess this is why I only attract smart women.
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#7
I know of a few women who are fine examples of this.

Girl 1
"When I get older I'm gonna marry me a rich guy. I don't care about love. I just need a guy that will buy me whatever I want."

Girl 2
"I don't want me no poor ass man. I want me someone who is sexy and has a lot of cash. I want to live my life in luxury."
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#8
But I'm not rich ... yet my girlfriend seems not to think from time to time.

Or maybe that's how girls are.
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#9
I've known that for years.
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#10
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It's pretty obvious that they would.

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Makes sense. They'll at least stay in the kitchen without pondering "why?"

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Guess this is why I only attract smart women.

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How is this a shock to you?

See Hollywood for prime examples

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...why do you find this so hard to put into concept, deathdrummer?


I guess I am just complicated.
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#13
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But I'm not rich ... yet my girlfriend seems not to think from time to time.

Or maybe that's how girls are.


Not all girls.

Most girls just act stupid because they think it will attract more men.
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#15
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Not all girls.

Most girls just act stupid because they think it will attract more men.

Well it does attract me when she does that, especially without her cloths on.
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#16
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Well it does attract me when she does that, especially without her cloths on.


Point proven.
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#17
It took a group of University boffins to work this out? Dear me. No wonder nerds never get laid.
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#18
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Guess this is why I only attract smart women.


Because you're skint?


The thing is, if smart women act like thick women to attract rich men, how can you tell if she's really thick or smart?

Women in general do seem to be attracted by money though.
A friend of mine used to delight in asking a woman if she'd sleep with him for £1 million. When she'd say 'yes' (which they usualy did) he'd then ask her if she'd sleep with him for £5, to which they always say 'Of course not, what do you think I am?' to which he always replied 'We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price.'
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Point proven.

Now I'm only hoping I will disconnect from UG in time so she won't see this thread
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Now I'm only hoping I will disconnect from UG in time so she won't see this thread




Good luck with that.
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#21
They left out the part when they attempt to kill rich man and collect his wealth.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#22
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Because you're skint?

Got like £50 to my name so yes, I'm only attracting supersmart women

(Well, supersmart for being a woman)

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Women in general do seem to be attracted by money though.
A friend of mine used to delight in asking a woman if she'd sleep with him for £1 million. When she'd say 'yes' (which they usualy did) he'd then ask her if she'd sleep with him for £5, to which they always say 'Of course not, what do you think I am?' to which he always replied 'We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price.'

Oh lawd
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#25
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(Well, supersmart for being a woman)



I know more super smart girls than I do guys.

Also all of the guys I know that are considered "super smart" are douche bags.
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#26
Yes they will. It's evolved into the females of our species to look for males with a higher potential to provide (Rich). If a woman is less intelligent, she will resort to her evolved instincts more easily, as she might lack the awareness to go against them.
#27
That makes NO sense. If you bag yourself a rich man, Id consider you pretty god damn smart.


Wait...wouldnt that make the man dumb for dating the gal that is taking advantage of their money? So rich men are dumb
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#29
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I know more super smart girls than I do guys.


Also all of the guys I know that are considered "super smart" are douche bags.

It's like you've known me all my life

I haven't really run in that many supersmart women - where are they hiding?
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#30
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A friend of mine used to delight in asking a woman if she'd sleep with him for £1 million. When she'd say 'yes' (which they usualy did) he'd then ask her if she'd sleep with him for £5, to which they always say 'Of course not, what do you think I am?' to which he always replied 'We've already ascertained what you are, now we're just haggling over the price.'




Props to your friend.
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#31
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That makes NO sense. If you bag yourself a rich man, Id consider you pretty god damn smart.


Wait...wouldnt that make the man dumb for dating the gal that is taking advantage of their money? So rich men are dumb



Not if she's h0t
#32
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I know more super smart girls than I do guys.

Also all of the guys I know that are considered "super smart" are douche bags.

/missedthejoke
#34
how do you know it isn't the rich men doing the pursuing?
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#36
Really? We needed a study to tell us that all women tend to go for rich men? OH THE AMAZEMENT!
#37
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Really? We needed a study to tell us that all women tend to go for rich men? OH THE AMAZEMENT!



I think it was more of a "Hahahaha! See? We told you!" kinda thing.


Us men didn't want to sound, ya know, sexist
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I think it was more of a "Hahahaha! See? We told you!" kinda thing.


Us men didn't want to sound, ya know, sexist



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#40
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