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#1


So, what is it?


Apparently I will be killed by my cat Leo. I always suspected that fat furry fuck was out to get me, waiting for me to slip up, waiting patiently for the day I let my guard down so he could take me out...he stands at the end of my bed every night watching me sleep. He watches me fap looking on with malicious intent in his eye but I won't let him get to me. Even now he's staring daggers at me as I type the op for this thread >_>, I know he's just a cat but I know he knows....and he knows I know >_>

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And you?
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#3
A page of physics notes about gravitation.

So something falling on me I guess



stratkat
#5
TV, couch, guitar, bass, scarf, window, chair, tuner, Bible, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe and the Greater Glasgow area.

My money's on the latter.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#6
My door handle.

WTF?
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#8
Either a piano, an LP or a speaker. My money is on all three at the same time.
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#9
Crushed to death by a wardrobe. Fantasic.
CYMRU


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I cut my tongue with a spoon.


Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

Woo
#11
Quote by TheBurningFish
TV, couch, guitar, bass, scarf, window, chair, tuner, Bible, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe and the Greater Glasgow area.

My money's on the latter.

Good call.

As for me,
Guitar, chair, mother, TV, table, dog, window, the Aberdeenshire countryside.

All equally harmless really...
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#12
It's......It's a mirror......*twilight zone theme*

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#14
A yellow chair. I'm ****ing scared now.
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#18
My television...

Come to think of it, it has been acting rather strange lately...

... and my amp that broke down a few days ago...

SHIT, THEY EVEN GAVE ME A WARNING!
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Jun 28, 2010,
#19
Quote by b2spirita
A pillow....


Are you by any chance some ones elderly relative?

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#21
A wall

i call shenanigans
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#22
A guitar, a bowl of sweets, some lemon oil, and orange juice.
A concoction of PAIN and MISERY.
A COCKTAIL OF.. DOOM!!
A SEARING CITRUS FATE
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#23
My computer tower will be the death of me.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#24
Video games
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
The back of my couch.
I imagine it'll be a spin off of Death Bed: The Bed that Eats.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#27
Oh shit...a mirror O.O
Megadeth > Metallica
Gibson > Fender
Randy Rhoads > Everybody

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451f you sig is the truest thing in the world

My sig > Yours
#29
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Are you by any chance some ones elderly relative?





Not just yet...
#30
either my phonograph, my guitar hero-drums, my real drums or my ukulele

what's it gonna be?
...
#31
Quote by Sherlock_Bones
A poster of Rolo Tomassi?

Sounds like a good way to go, to be honest.
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#32
My right hand! OH NO!!!

*intense left vs right hand struggle*


But seriously, an American flag tissue box...
Quote by blackflag49
Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#37
A guy wearing a hockey mask. Meh, probably a misunderstanding.

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#38
Quote by diofan88
A wall

i call shenanigans



The question you have to ask yourself is.......what's on the other side of the wall?


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#39
A three speed fan. Hmm...
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#40
Quote by bingeandletgo
My right hand! OH NO!!!

*intense left vs right hand struggle*


But seriously, an American flag tissue box...

That sounds like an awesome way to die.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.