#1
Pit, I need advice.
I think my girlfriend may have given me an STD. I looked it up and her and my symptoms seem to fit chlamydia.
We stopped using condoms about two weeks ago and a couple days ago I started to get unusual burning around the head and it feels worse when I piss. And she has most of the symptoms as well.
I know I need to go get tested and get meds er something for this.
But I need advice on how to tell this to my mom. She doesnt know Im having sex and would be less then pleased if she found out Im not even using condoms.

So, any advice on how to break this to her without getting grounded/beaten?
#2
Quote by metalmafia13
Im not even using condoms.

I have no sympathy.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#3
Get grounded beaten and reported all in the same post.
We ain't doctors. We aint psychologists and we damn sure ain't you mother.
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#5
Tell her you feel sick, get a doctor's appointment, tell the doctor what's really going on, get some meds, then everything will be fine.

Doctor/patient confidentiality methinks will cover your ass.
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#6
Just go to your local planned parenthood and get tested. You don't need your mom for this.

Also, I hope that your girl is on birth control if you guys have stopped using condoms. She can also get that for free or at a discounted price at the PP.

Good luck.
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#8
Quote by metalmafia13

We stopped using condoms

Well, there's your problem.


APATHETIC BLOODY USER, I'VE NO SYMPATHY AT ALL!

Last edited by crazy8rgood at Jun 28, 2010,
#10
Quote by Dosed.
Just go to your local planned parenthood and get tested. You don't need your mom for this.

Also, I hope that your girl is on birth control if you guys have stopped using condoms. She can also get that for free or at a discounted price at the PP.


Good luck.


That, for fuck's sake dude. You're gonna knock her up.
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#11
Ugh, if it's one thing I hate, it's people infecting other people with chlamydia. Sorry to hear about that, you can get rid of it I believe. Just get the meds, tell your momma like a man should.

Then smack the bitch and ask her why she didn't tell you in the first place.
#12
Quote by metalmafia13

We stopped using condoms


First mistake

Quote by metalmafia13
Im not even using condoms.


second mistake


Enjoy your disease.


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#15
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EH! That's my pic!

What?

I have no idea what you're talking about.
#18
Don't listen to everyone else.

It happens. A lot of people carry diseases and don't know about it. Chlamydia is an unpleasant, yet curable STD. Do what you have to do and take care of it, and please be more careful next time.
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#19
Quote by Jackal58
Get grounded beaten and reported all in the same post.
We ain't doctors. We aint psychologists and we damn sure ain't you mother.

/thread

Perhaps you should start working on the cure for chlmydia (yeah I ****ed the spelling there, but whatever)

Quote by metalmafia13
Well shes on birth control.
And I was pretty sure she didnt have anything.
I guess I was wrong.

The word "cheat" comes to mind.
Last edited by cornmancer at Jun 28, 2010,
#20
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/thread

Perhaps you should start working on the cure for chlmydia (yeah I ****ed the spelling there, but whatever)



Got it! Use a friggin' condom!
#21
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It's called 'free clinics'...
I think...
can you drive?


Nope. Im 16. No license yet.
#22
Quote by metalmafia13
She doesnt know Im having sex and would be less then pleased if she found out Im not even using condoms.

What the hell? Why wouldn't you use a condom?
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#24
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What the hell? Why wouldn't you use a condom?


Weve been in about a year long relationship and shes on birth control.
I figured Id be safe.
#25
You could always just pull a Nixon and deny, deny, deny, and try to convince her you caught it off of a public toilet or something.
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#26
Sex Thread.

And go to a doctor.
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