Poll: Piepiepiepie
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I make my own pie
83 30%
I buy my pie
91 33%
My woman(mom) makes my pie
76 28%
I don't like pie and suck.
25 9%
Voters: 275.
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#1
My friend comes over, I let him in and he claims that baking pies is for fagots(I was baking a pie). I was appalled, pies are delicious and I love eating them, but I have no woman to make me pies so I need to make my own. In no way is that gay, I mean I can't be the only man who bakes his own pies right?
And I'm sure the pit agrees that pie is that shit right?
#2
There is absolutely nothing gay about pie, no matter who bakes it. You could have a dick pie with semen gravy and it would still be manly, even if you baked it in a leather thong while listening to the Scissor Sisters.
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Last edited by Neopowell the PUSO at Jun 29, 2010,
#3
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
There is absolutely nothing gay about pie, no matter who bakes it. You could have a dick pie with semen gravy and it would still be manly, even if you baked it in a leather thong while listening to the Scissor Sisters.

Sigworthy, methinks.
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#4
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
There is absolutely nothing gay about pie, no matter who bakes it. You could have a dick pie with semen gravy and it would still be manly, even if you baked it in a leather thong while listening to the Scissor Sisters.

I don't know... I did that and got called gay once.
#5
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
There is absolutely nothing gay about pie, no matter who bakes it. You could have a dick pie with semen gravy and it would still be manly, even if you baked it in a leather thong while listening to the Scissor Sisters.


what are you trying to say about scissor sisters?
#7
I remember one time I cooked. Then I remembered that I have a penis and I stopped cooking.
Marshall amplifiers are the truest purveyors of rock and roll known to man.

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#9
Quote by leg end
I don't know... I did that and got called gay once.


Then the heathens have a lot to learn!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#10
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
Then the heathens have a lot to learn!

How about you pop round later and show me how to make a real dick pie, drenched in seamen gravy you pumped up sex offender?
#11
Quote by CrazyPigeon
Cooking isn't gay. It's just forfeiting your right to call yourself a man.


I may not be a man, but i have more pie than you do.
#12
I cook nearly all my meals. If people think that's gay, then maybe they should move out of their mother's basement.
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butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#13
Quote by leg end
How about you pop round later and show me how to make a real dick pie, drenched in seamen gravy you pumped up sex offender?




Tempting, but I already have pie for tonight, IFUKNOWHUTIMEANLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLVAGINA....

Seriously, cooking gets you laid, how could anyone think it's gay?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#14
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I may not be a man, but i have more pie than you do.


You sir, are win.
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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


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butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#15
Quote by CrazyPigeon
Cooking isn't gay. It's just gives you the right to call yourself a man.


Edited.
#16
if you can actually cook a pie....thats a total win right there.
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#17
I have a GCSE in cooking, most the class were men. So I'm telling you, no, cooking is what real men do.
#18
I'm baked right now.
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#19
Quote by levi.lydat
what are you trying to say about scissor sisters?


That they're all incredibly gay? Duh!

And yes, pie is awesome. Even more so if you make your own.

EDIT:
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Cooking isn't gay. It's just forfeiting your right to call yourself a man.



Most chefs are men.

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#20
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I have a GCSE in cooking, most the class were men. So I'm telling you, no, cooking is what real men do.


That's what I'm talking about. How can you be a man if you can't cook a good steak or pie. Nothing feels better than a bong rip and home made pie.
#22
Wait, male bakers are gay?

Have him spend a day working in a bakehouse, carrying sacks of flour and kneading dough in extreme temperatures and see if he still says that, especially in front of the other bakers.

They'll make mincemeat out of him.... then make pies.
#23
You need to find yourself a woman dude
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I'd totally eat you.




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Banned because your avatar blew my mind.

Damn straight.
#26
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I had a budgie but it died.
I like pie.


(if you can bake it, bake it baby, bake it).


Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy....

Anyways, it's about damn time we had a thread about the badassness of pies.
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#27
Quote by scrubzyful
You need to find yourself a woman dude


I masturbate better than most women sex and i also cook better. I don't need a woman, it's just nice to have one.
#28
Quote by denfilade
I wish I could make food

Shush, starving is good for you and manly.... apparently
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Jun 29, 2010,
#29
I'm not really a pie person but I do occasionally bake cakes and it's extremely rewarding. Nothing gay about it at all.
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#31
Tell Gordon Ramsey that baking is for gays. He'll rip your eyes out and replace them with your testicles. While swearing. Violently.
#33
well, it's a common stereotype that men can't cook and women do it for them.
he was probably drawing from that. i beg to differ.

also, there's more male chefs than female.
#34
Quote by leg end
Tell Gordon Ramsey that baking is for gays. He'll rip your eyes out and replace them with your testicles. While swearing. Violently.


Is this instead of ripping out your eyes and replacing them with your testicles in a totally non-violent manner?
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Ejaculate in MY moustache?!

Music is just wiggly air. Accept it or leave it.ಠ_ಠ
#35
Quote by leg end
Tell Gordon Ramsey that baking is for gays. He'll rip your eyes out and replace them with your testicles. While swearing. Violently.

"Fock this, how dare you focking say cooking is gay you focking lazy c*nt?"
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"L'esclave parfait est celui qui croit être libre."

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#36
Quote by boycew02
I'm not really a pie person but I do occasionally bake cakes and it's extremely rewarding. Nothing gay about it at all.

I read this as "I'm not really a gay person but..."

#38
your friend is an idiot, the act of baking a pie is ALWAYS a positive thing. It's a goddamn pie!
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#40
Quote by levi.lydat
Where do you people buy your pie?


The shops?

I like to make pie but I've not figured out how to stop the filling from being so runny. It was still yummers though. Maybe I'll make a rhubarb one next

Oh and you can think it's funny in your little boys-only circlejerk club but real women HATE all this 'get in the kitchen' shit. Learn to cook and you'll be in with the ladies, trust me.
Last edited by Mistress_Ibanez at Jun 29, 2010,
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