#1
As of late i have been doing a type of fart that is not of the norm for me

My farts are burning my asshole, and to prove it, i look at my anus earlier and it is a dark shade of red

RED!

Seriously, i tried rubbing some paw paw lotion on it and it only made my asshole sting and greasy, i'm thinking i should go to the doctor, but it is 4 in the morning and i am afraid to take a shit

Anyone have any ideas on what i can do to remedy the situation?

PS. I ate some leftover pizza from last week, could that be a contributing factor to my stringing bumhole?

PS. If the mods allow i can post pics, i really don't mind

EDIT: 2 : Mods, would it be alright if i posted a photo of my anus? truth me told, i would rather a bunch of people on an internet sub forum to see my problem then a local Doc, i'll wait for an answer before i post anything
Last edited by ShredHead396 at Jun 30, 2010,
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#3
EPIC

Put some vaseline on it that might work
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probably a troll, but that's pretty cool man . Can it shoot fire?
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My gay friend's the reason for my burning arsehole
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My farts are burning my asshole, and to prove it, i look at my anus earlier and it is a dark shade of red



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You mean it's shit?


one huge burnin steamin pile of the stuff.
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#21
I know we're all a bit afraid of saying this, so I will do it:

we'll need pics to give you a proper advice. You'll have to stretch it a bit though otherwise we can't see it. Trust me, I'm a biologist.

EDIT: ^ it seems like that issue has been settled, post away my good friend!
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#22
Quote by ShredHead396
As of late i have been doing a type of fart that is not of the norm for me

My farts are burning my asshole, and to prove it, i look at my anus earlier and it is a dark shade of red

RED!

Seriously, i tried rubbing some paw paw lotion on it and it only made my asshole sting and greasy, i'm thinking i should go to the doctor, but it is 4 in the morning and i am afraid to take a shit

Anyone have any ideas on what i can do to remedy the situation?

PS. I ate some leftover pizza from last week, could that be a contributing factor to my stringing bumhole?



If this is a serious post. I will start off by saying i'm not a doctor but I know alot about medical from personal study about every area of the human body because I want to understand how everything in the world works so I can fix it if I have to. With that said...

The feeling your are getting could be from many different things. One thing could be hemorhoids (just google it, im not explaining). They cause much discomfort and a burning feeling.

If you have had diaherea (think i spelled it right) then it can cause a bad burning from the excessive amount of heat the bowel generates.

Another scenario could be simple as you have a raw a**hole from sh*ting too much.

I would personally in any case get something like preparation H. If that doesnt fix it go on webmd and go to the symptom checker.

IF all else fails go to the doc.

Btw... I never look at my own "anus".... thts just kinda wrong...
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I never look at my own "anus".... thts just kinda wrong...

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It's the aids go to the hospital ASAP!
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Try spraying deodorant on it.


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#28
hm, recently whenever I eat certain spicy foods I'll end up shitting napalm later. it's only certain ones though, like a hot and spicy mcchicken sandwich. i used to eat like four of em ad be fine, no if I just eat one with a big mac I shit fire. there are a few other ones that do it to.
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#32
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No. I sprayed Axe on my balls once so they would smell nice, and it hurt so bad I almost chopped them off.

#33
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Just saving him the pain of an even more painful butthole.
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Just saving him the pain of an even more painful butthole.

You're way too nice for the pit.
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I have a feeling that any pics will just be goatse...
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#37
I get the fire shits too, but it's only after downing tons of Jalepenos and Tapatio sauce...or indian food

You'll be good mate, but I suggest washing out yer bum
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You're way too nice for the pit.


FINE, YOU JACKED OFF ARSEHOLE!!

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#39
What should you stop doing?
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