#1
So my friends said they would get me an escort/hooker for my birthday, which we have done before for friends and enjoyed immensely. One of my friends is against it and feels it is immoral, against the sex trade which can sometimes be forced, and being unfaithful to our girlfriends obviously, and doesnt want to get involved.

Should we stop doing it to appease him? Whats your feelings on the subject of using hookers? If you were going to get one what would be your ideal?
#3
Spend the money on Hallucinogenics and a 60s cover band.

Wait Wuuut.

EDIT
:*which we have done before for friends and enjoyed immensely.*

So your friends ran a train on a hooker shiz nasty dude.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
Last edited by Nexium at Jun 30, 2010,
#4
Fuck him if he doesn't like it.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#5
If it is legal and regulated where you live, go for it.

Its your birthday.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#6
Happy Birthday! you have AIDS!
Quote by Nomack
Next hendrix is like a a sidesplitting triumph of slapstick and scatology, a runaway moneymaker and budding franchise, the worst thing to happen to Kazakhstan since the Mongol hordes, and, a communist.


This is my sig!
#7
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Fuck him if he doesn't like it.


I'm sure she would if they pay her enough.
Up The Boro!
#8
If I were you, I'd get the 2 for 1 special. I mean....if i got you a hooker for your last birthday i'd want one for mine
#9
Quote by Zombee
If it is legal and regulated where you live, go for it.

Its your birthday.



Yes brothels are legal in my city.
#12
My mummy told me that hookers are bad bad people and that they are the scum of the Earth.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14
When I was younger, we paid a hooker to a friend who was still a virgin (6 years ago).

We paid 250$. He lasted roughly 15 seconds.


Bad investment.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#15
I'm not against it, though I think it's a bit of a waste, so I wouldn't do it myself.

Try just talking it out with the prude friend.
#16
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Aw I thought you meant you were getting a chav car

Don't do it, it's a real creepy dick move.


Not looking for females opinions obviously love.
#17
Quote by padgea7x
My mummy told me that hookers are bad bad people and that they are the scum of the Earth.


Then she should put down her copy of The Daily Mail.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#19
... you really have to ask ...

in case you are still wondering

no



Tick tock and waiting for the meteor
This clock is opening another door
Last edited by Msword7 at Jun 30, 2010,
#20
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
Not looking for females opinions obviously love.





Ok ok fine. I get why you need to pay for it.
#21
Quote by JeanMi36
When I was younger, we paid a hooker to a friend who was still a virgin (6 years ago).

We paid 250$. He lasted roughly 15 seconds.


Bad investment.



Bummer.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#22
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
One of my friends is against it and feels it is immoral, against the sex trade which can sometimes be forced, and being unfaithful to our girlfriends obviously

If any of you have done this while in a relationship, you're an asshole.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#23
Did u say u have a girlfriend, ts? What the hell do u need a nasty, worn out hooker for?
And if u do, that's a dick move u cheating asshole.
Last edited by Amos_Moses at Jun 30, 2010,
#24
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez



Ok ok fine. I get why you need to pay for it.


Ouch, touché
████████████
████████████
████████████

RNLAF

I Like Planes
#27
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
and being unfaithful to our girlfriends obviously,



Have sex with your girlfriend, instead of the nasty ass ***** (unless it's legal in which case you still shouldn't be cheating you piece of shit).
#28
Quote by Next Hendrix
Happy Birthday! you have AIDS!


Not HIV but full blown AIDS...... *quartet comes in*
You Dont Know Me

I have 10 Anarchy Points - I also have 8 Mythology points!

Peavey Generation EXP Custom White
Yamaha 120S Black
Korg AX5G
Digitech Whammy
Zvex Fuzz Factory
Boss OS2

Quote by mrfinkle213
This man has brains.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Banned for indirect reference.
#30
spend 250 on cheap booze

have house party
invite sluts from school

get wasted and laid
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#31
It's really seedy. It could also be a dealbreaker with girls for future relationships.
#32
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
So my friends said they would get me an escort/hooker for my birthday, which we have done before for friends and enjoyed immensely. One of my friends is against it and feels it is immoral, against the sex trade which can sometimes be forced, and being unfaithful to our girlfriends obviously, and doesnt want to get involved.

TS, you are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. Not only do I hope you get AIDS from your hooker, but I hope it causes you to have a very painful death.

Truth be told, your friend is the only respectable person in your group, and he should really find better friends. He's obviously too good for the likes of you.