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So it looks like my house got broken into, as the front door was wide open when I got home. The only other person I live with is my mom, who was at work at the time. What's weird is nothing was stolen, and the only thing different at all was that someone left a red brochure that said "Welcome" on the front. Inside was a business card of This Dude

Apparently the church is in New York...I live in Canada...

WTF.
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#2
Holy SHIT!
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#8
You probably just accidently forgot to shut it.
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#9
The hell?
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#11
Fuck, that guy's smile creeps me out. Oh, and him breaking into your house. That's a minor detail though.
#13
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You probably just accidently forgot to shut it.


+1 Some door to door evangelist just dropped you a card since the door was open and noone was home. Consider yourself lucky they could have cleaned you out
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#14
This is obviously an invitation to join a secret society. You have been chosen. I say go to NY and meet him. You will then be welcomed into The Illuminati.
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#15
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I assume you mean Mormons? 'Cause the dude is Lutheran, not Mormon.



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#16
Hmm, Sounds like a Breaking and Entering. Well lets sprinkle some crack on here and Get out of here.
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#17
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#18
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So it looks like my house got broken into, as the front door was wide open when I got home. The only other person I live with is my mom, who was at work at the time. What's weird is nothing was stolen, and the only thing different at all was that someone left a red brochure that said "Welcome" on the front. Inside was a business card of This Dude

Apparently the church is in New York...I live in Canada...

WTF.

Lol at that guys face!
I meen the guy on the business card
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#21
If you don't call him the Inquisition will be back for you.
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#22
I don't know, I'm kinda semi-obsessive compulsive and I always find myself going back to my house after I get down my street to make sure the stove isn't on and my door is locked.

And yeah, I'm pretty glad no one in my neighbourhood did some free shopping in my house.

Is it sad that the first thing I checked was that my PS3 was still there? Haha.
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#23
Damn dude, thats way creepy. Buy a shotgun. You'll thank me when he shows up again as a flesh eating zombie.
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#24
O.o

Although door-to-door evangelicals are f*cking creepy. I once had Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door (checked the peephole). I ignored them for like 10 minutes knocking. Next thing I know they're walking around my house looking in windows and shit.

Like this, but with Jehovah's Witnesses
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#25
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Wow that's really bizarre.

On the other hand, the deaconess doesn't look too shabby.

Damn, not too shabby at all.
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#27
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O.o

Although door-to-door evangelicals are f*cking creepy. I once had Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door (checked the peephole). I ignored them for like 10 minutes knocking. Next thing I know they're walking around my house looking in windows and shit.

Like this, but with Jehovah's Witnesses


Dude thats creepy, Ima not answer the next Jehovah witnesses when they show and see if they do it too .-.
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#30
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Oh my god

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I broke into a dorm one time. I took a PS3 and a watch.

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#31
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O.o

Although door-to-door evangelicals are f*cking creepy. I once had Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door (checked the peephole). I ignored them for like 10 minutes knocking. Next thing I know they're walking around my house looking in windows and shit.

Like this, but with Jehovah's Witnesses

I knew it wasgoing to be The Slenderman.
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#32
Rofl.
Great story.
I'm glad i live on a main street and there's stairs up to my house.
I really don't like the ones that ambush you in the city, I'm quick off the mark but my Missus ALWAYS stops and gets us caught lol.
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#33
Holy shit.

THAT guy is able to break into your house.


He probably found the spare key, yknow. He knows how to get in. He's just biding his time, waiting till you least expect it, and then...


#34
I wouldnt be surprised if he lives in your house for 3 more years and you never finding out about it.

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#35
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Holy shit.

THAT guy is able to break into your house.


He probably found the spare key, yknow. He knows how to get in. He's just biding his time, waiting till you least expect it, and then...





****!

...Was NOT expecting that!
#36
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#39
The lord works in mysterious ways...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#40
Holy fuck that's hilarious.

But also distubring...

But you have to call him. For serious.

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