#1
seriously/ women have them so they can breastfeed.
why do men have nipples??? do they serve a purpose>>> LOL
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#3
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#6
Because you touch yourself at night
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#9
To make you post questions on internet forums.
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#10
To put in in your language:

In the womb, before a gender is determined, common male and female parts begin to develop.

Another example, besides nipples, is that a penis starts to develop at the same time, however, if the gender is female, this penis turns into the clitoris.
#12
I heard there's actually a group of people in a colony or something that when the babies are born the men can grow glands to give milk. I'm gonna try and find it somewhere on the internet right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
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#13
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To make you post questions on internet forums.


That's what I was thinking, haha. So you fill up your timr doing this shit.
#14
mine evolved via constant stimulation from my girlfriend
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#15
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To put in in your language:

In the womb, before a gender is determined, common male and female parts begin to develop.

Another example, besides nipples, is that a penis starts to develop at the same time, however, if the gender is female, this penis turns into the clitoris.


Close but no cigar.

We all start off as females. Then when the testosterone kicks in the clitoris gets larger and turns into the male penis. (Hence why female clitoris gets larger when aroused)
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#16
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Evolution, bro.

Thar's exactly what I said to myself when I saw this
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#17
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Close but no cigar.

We all start off as females. Then when the testosterone kicks in the clitoris gets larger and turns into the male penis. (Hence why female clitoris gets larger when aroused)

disgustingly accurate
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a M0lliP0Ps?


the world may never know!

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#20
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I heard there's actually a group of people in a colony or something that when the babies are born the men can grow glands to give milk. I'm gonna try and find it somewhere on the internet right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
Wikipedia knows all



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#21
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because men's nipples squirt motor oil out the left and beer out the right... evolution does wonders now
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#22
Secretely all women have a nipple fetish, so they worked out a way (using genetics and whatnot) to make men develop nipples.

I call it the Female Nipple Conspiracy.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#23
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Secretely all women have a nipple fetish, so they worked out a way (using genetics and whatnot) to make men develop nipples.

I call it the Female Nipple Conspiracy.



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#24
Pure motherfuckin' magic
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#26
Fuckin' nipples...
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#29
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Have you ever had a girl rub your nips during sex? Itll all make sense...

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