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#1
Ouch :

A man who threw a shoe at Israel's chief justice, knocking her off the bench, was sentenced on Wednesday to three years in jail.

"This kind of incident must never happen again and this punishment is a warning to others," said Jerusalem magistrate Shimon Feinberg, sentencing Pini Cohen, 52, for the attack.

Shouting "you're corrupt," Cohen threw two shoes from the spectators' gallery at Chief Justice Dorit Beinisch during a Supreme Court hearing in January.

One hit her between the eyes and she was knocked to the floor.


I'm not sure if this is a horrible assault or hilarious.
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She needs to take lessons from Dubya.
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#6
Kudos to him for completely knocking her off the bench. That's some skill.

However the sentence is just preposterous.
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#8
Just when he got his foot in the door.
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#11
Have mercy on his soul.
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and i am not amused bad pun was bad
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and i am not amused bad pun was bad

Maybe he drank some of that laced punch?

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#18
^I guess it reminds us all to keep toeing that line. Lest you want to get the law on your heels.
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#19
When trying to think of shoe jokes all that comes to mind is this completely unrelated joke:

A man goes to a blacksmith looking for a job.
"have you had any experience shoeing horses before?"
"no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."


So, yeah....shoe

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#20
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When trying to think of shoe jokes all that comes to mind is this completely unrelated joke:

A man goes to a blacksmith looking for a job.
"have you had any experience shoeing horses before?"
"no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."


So, yeah....shoe

Brilliant.
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#22
And what is the deal with shoe throwing any ways?


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#23
I threw a shoe at my friend last night because he was drinking too much. No one called the cops on me. Maybe it's because they knew I had another one.
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#24
never mind the fact he managed to knock her off the bench,

RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!! that's a damn good shot
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#26
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And what is the deal with shoe throwing any ways?


It's deemed as a serious insult in the Middle East because shoes are considered to be dirty, which is why in several Middle Eastern cultures it is an important mark of respect to take off one's shoes before entering someone's home or a place of worship.
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It's deemed as a serious insult in the Middle East because shoes are considered to be dirty, which is why in several Middle Eastern cultures it is an important mark of respect to take off one's shoes before entering someone's home or a place of worship.

I don't think he was asking a serious question...
#28
Looks like this guy really threw a shoe to protest her alleged corruption.

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#29
Seems like a really harsh punishment, but I guess if the shoe fits...
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#30
3 years in prison, eh?

I hope he doesn't get raped in the shower.
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#32
He knocked her off the bench? how did he get so good at throwing? He must have had a trainer

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#33
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He knocked her off the bench? how did he get so good at throwing? He must have had a trainer


Yeah, he worked at it until he became really pumped up.
#34
Three years is a bit harsh.
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#35
3 years in jail?

That's actually more than your average rapist gets here...
#36
Haha, that guy sure must be a good shot, is he related in any way to the guy who threw the shoes at George Bush?
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3 years in jail?

That's actually more than your average rapist gets here...


Bloody madness...


String em up by there tongues if i were the boss.

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#38
Who throws a shoe?

I mean honestly.

That man obviously has no sole

..

Reused pun <_< >_>



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#39
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Maybe he drank some of that laced punch?



i heard it had a bit of a kick to it


#40


What's that American expression? If the shoe fits, you must wear it.
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