Gotta love weird news :

Manuel Meza wanted his drill back. Manuel Meza knew that the person who had the drill was at a taco stand. So, Manuel Meza grabbed his machete and headed out.

Arriving at the taco stand, Meza demanded his drill back. When the unnamed victim stated that he did not have the drill and that Meza never lent it to him, chaos ensued.

I've heard of stomach aches from eating tacos, but never getting your head lopped off.
I guess the owner of the stand never got the point.
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Mexicans fighting over powertools at a taco stand. Nothing stereotypical there.
Does anybody else remember this issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?
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He was just trying to cut a deal.

You mean, cut a meal?