Poll: Would you come back(not to life btw) or not?
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View poll results: Would you come back(not to life btw) or not?
Yes, I would come back.
79 84%
Hell no!
15 16%
Voters: 94.
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#1
(erm, Would you go to bed with me), sorry, just thought of that
aaanyway, If you had the chance, once you were dead, come back and haunt someone, or come back in a person you care about dream and give them a message?

If yes, why? and what would you say?

If no, why not?

I think I would, come back and haunt some one who was a douche to me... But tbh, there's not that many of them, and it'd take a lot for me to properly detest someone. Also, I may come back into a dream of loved ones, tell them everything is alright or not

Discuss UG! or, alternatively don't.
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#2
Sure I would. That rat bastard wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance.

Horrible puns aside, yes I would. I'd probably come back and have a chat with my friend.

"So... being dead sucks"
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#3
When you're done haunting them, what happens? You just roam the Earth aimlessly forever?
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#4
Hell yes, I would haunt the showers of hot girls. Just less haunting and more secretly masturbating

Pit response aside, yes, for the above reason.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#7
Depends wether she swallowed or not
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#8
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When you're done haunting them, what happens? You just roam the Earth aimlessly forever?

Think about all the women you'd get to see naked. Being a ghost doesn't sound half bad to me
Sail upon the open skies
#9
I would haunt people while I was naked.
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#10
I would come back as my child. Then the cycle would keep repeating and I will be immortal.
#11
Quote by J Mud
I would come back as my child. Then the cycle would keep repeating and I will be immortal.

Your kid will be a retard.
And the cycle keeps regurgitating.


If there is any kind of an after life I'll be damned if I'm coming back here for any reason.
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#12
I wouldn't, because that would surely fuck up the life of my unfortunate victim.
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#13
I'd most likely want to come back and tell my family I love them in their dreams.

/serious answer
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#14
I'd haunt someone in the most annoying ways possible. Pick my prey randomly..


Hide keys, pull quilts off of people, put toothbrushes in toilets......Just anything repetitive and annoying. I'd only stay with each person for a month until i find someone who's really funny when annoyed.

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#16
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Think about all the women you'd get to see naked. Being a ghost doesn't sound half bad to me


Eventually you're gonna want to start touching and not looking. Now, I've never been a ghost, but I assume they can't touch stuff.
#17
I would haunt all the people who tried to ruin my life me off and make their lives miserable. I would possess people, and just drive them to the brink of insanity until the point of their life is ruined.

Revenge is a bitch!
#18
I'd come back to tell the people I care about that I'm fine.


Except for the whole being dead thing.... That kinda sucks...
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#19
tell her everythings okay and i love her
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#20
Probably not, if the religious people's afterlife is anything like what they describe I wouldn't want to come back to this shit.
#21
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I'd have to know what the alternative would be.

Worm food.
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#22
I'd just want to be done once I'm dead, so no.
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#25
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No, when I die I want to die. No conciousness.

What will you do if you're disappointed?
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#26
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What will you do if you're disappointed?

mind fuck right there!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#27
I'd rather keep the brave images of people in mind. Not them peeing their pants.

Besides, I ain't wasting my time on that shit when I'm dead. I'd rather go, you know, make friends in hell or something.
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#28
Nah, I would chill in heaven doing whatever I want.
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#29
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Nah, I would chill in heaven doing whatever I want.


What makes you think you're going there?

According to the bible, any one sin you have is a one way ticket to hell. And every stinking one of us sin. All the time. Unless you've accepted Jesus as your lord and savior, and not touch yourself so much, you're not going there.
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#30
Some people hold grudges man, not me. I'd want a proper heroic death, in another 40 years, in a Corvette preferably. It'd be like dumping a girl, then hanging around and seeing if she wants to be friends afterwards, get the **** out of town man. Job done.
#31
Quote by kikaykitko
I'd rather keep the brave images of people in mind. Not them peeing their pants.

Besides, I ain't wasting my time on that shit when I'm dead. I'd rather go, you know, make friends in hell or something.

I am eager (well not that eager) to make your acquaintance.
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#32
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I am eager (well not that eager) to make your acquaintance.

Kids, this is called networking. Helps in your career and afterlife.
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#33
Quote by TMF128
Nah, I would chill in heaven doing whatever I want.

Quote by kikaykitko
What makes you think you're going there?

According to the bible, any one sin you have is a one way ticket to hell. And every stinking one of us sin. All the time. Unless you've accepted Jesus as your lord and savior, and not touch yourself so much, you're not going there.





Very true! Yay for Jesus.

On topic, I would want to come visit friends, you know, be like a ghost that does amusing things for hauntings. I don't want to scare people, I want to make them smile, laugh, giggle, or go "Haha, silly dead-head, always thinking of me!"
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#34
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Kids, this is called networking. Helps in your career and afterlife.

I think you just owned the entire internet.
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#35
Sure. I'd say nothing really, except for something terrifying to scare the living shit out of them.
#36
Quote by angusfan16
Think about all the women you'd get to see naked. Being a ghost doesn't sound half bad to me

Yes but that's all you get to see. That's all you get to do. There's not much else you get to do when you're invisible and can't touch shit.

And yes, I would. Especially if my death was sudden and unexpected, like a car accident. You know, just come back and give people some closure.

edit: Wait, unless I have to trade heaven for closure. If I have to trade my entire afterlife for closure then the people I know sure as hell ain't getting it. I want to go to hell and have a drink with Carlin or someone.
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#37
Ya definitely.. I'd be fun to haunt the douches and wiggers and in the mean time go into some people's dreams... Sounds stalkerish tho...
#38
I'd probably haunt some random stranger just to have fun with them. lol. Throw some stuff around, scare the crap out of them.
Last edited by Kutless Rocker at Jul 1, 2010,
#39
Quote by kikaykitko
What makes you think you're going there?

According to the bible, any one sin you have is a one way ticket to hell. And every stinking one of us sin. All the time. Unless you've accepted Jesus as your lord and savior, and not touch yourself so much, you're not going there.

Bah, I'd rather go to Nirvana. Sounds cooler
#40
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(erm, Would you go to bed with me), sorry, just thought of that


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