#1
random chicks start hitting on you and calling you cute on Facebook? Like, I don't even know them, but it happens all the time (sorry if I sound like a twat right now-I probably do, I'm just trying to say I get WAY more compliments and flirting on facebook than anywhere else.. :/) I can never think of an appropriate response. Any help?
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#3
Don't worry too much about what to say, just act natural. First talk with them like you would your buddies, minus the insults, and maybe throw in a compliment or two.
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#4
Tell them that you don't want whatever chatroom they're advertising and that you don't like spammers.
#5
a good response would be "thanks". works every time. and if they are, then say the same thing, and if things keep going, yake captaincrunkds advice.
#6
well maybe you have good pics up of yourself then lol... id still talk to them, they most likely arent pedophiles trying to get a teen into bed, but rather sweet innocent and lonely girls who just want a little love.
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#7
get their skype addy......skype leads to great things my friend
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random chicks start hitting on you and calling you cute on Facebook? Like, I don't even know them, but it happens all the time (sorry if I sound like a twat right now-I probably do, I'm just trying to say I get WAY more compliments and flirting on facebook than anywhere else.. :/) I can never think of an appropriate response. Any help?
Yeah, I know I'm asking the Pit...


They're probably dudes then. My advice would be to delete them, burn your computer, lock your doors and hide in your bed.
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#10
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#11
It's always the ugly girls that do that. Cute girls are too busy getting hit on by other guys
#12
Dude, i've got a similar problem. You see people just always give me money and shit, and I don't know what to do with it. My friends going through the same kind of thing too. He's always getting laid, and just doesn't know what to do about it. Man all our lives suck.

Haha jk. STFU and take the compliment, don't be a bitch.
#14
Omg guys, me and my girlfriends are totally messing with this hideous guy on Facebook. We are calling him cute and flirting, and it seems like he doesn't even know what to say! Omg, what a fag amirite? We're just going to keep messing with him and then get him to meet up with this homosexual friend of ours!
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#15
If you know them: find a connection, with a mutual aquaintance or "like", and have a laugh about it.
If you don't know them: don't even respond, hell with that.
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It's always the ugly girls that do that. Cute girls are too busy getting hit on by other guys


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#19
I used to get that a lot on tinychat before they put a password in, strangers would come in and immediately hit on me. I just accepted the compliments and tried to avoid them before they came to stalk me.

Never happens to me on facebook though.
#20
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It's always the ugly girls that do that. Cute girls are too busy getting hit on by other guys

Truth. Trust me, it is.
#21
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Never happens to me on facebook though.


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#22
Depends if its a comment like "You're cute, I like your profile, check out my naughty pics at blahblahblah"

Then I wouldn't feel to embarrassed about responding properly.

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#24
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It's always the ugly girls that do that. Cute girls are too busy getting hit on by other guys

Yep. This is all too true. It's happened to me.

Damn fat chicks.
#25
Strut.
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#26
I had no idea North Americans used the word "twat". Awesome.

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#27
On the internet you can use slang from any country and get away with it.

I turn brittish and say things like 'well good' sometimes.
#28
I ignore them. That works.
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#29
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On the internet you can use slang from any country and get away with it.

I turn brittish and say things like 'well good' sometimes.
Yet you still call football 'soccer'.

Bugger off.
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#30
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Yet you still call football 'soccer'.

Bugger off.

It's against my morals to do anything that soccer fans approve of. If calling it soccer gets on your nerves, then I'll do it till the day I die.
#31
It doesn't get on my nerves, I was merely pointing out that you're a bloody idiot. Oh, and your inability to bear any football-related discussion has caused me much amusement.

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#33
demand for n00des, dude
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#34
The one time this happened to me it worked out great. I just started messaging back speaking about any old shit, next thing you know i met up with her a couple time and now she's my girlfriend
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#35
Stay cool man, stay cool. If they say you're "hot" Or whatever, then just accept it and get their Msn or whatever you guys use.. If they're ugly.. just say thanks and make sure ya block em :P Damn you lucky lucky guy