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Sitting down
92 24%
Standing up
294 76%
Voters: 386.
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#1
It's all in the title people.


I sit down (except in public restrooms), and have no shame for it. I've gotten shit for it, but after watching this little clip on youtube, I'm glad to see there are people out there like me ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY4IMAM-j3U ).

There are many reasons to pee sitting down. And damn good ones:

1. It's very comfortable.

2. You can read much easier.

3. It's easier to think deep shit and be alone with your thoughts sitting down relaxed (I can't begin to tell you how many times I've left the bathroom with a completely different perspective on life).

4. You don't have to worry about tiny little splashes of water exiting the toilet getting on the seat or even worse, your shoes.

5. You don't have to have the light on if it's dark and your waking up from sleep or something.

6. If you're at work, you can easily spend an extra 5 or 10 minutes just sitting there hiding from your boss because he's bitching a lot that day.

7. You can text easier.

8. Doesn't make that much noise if you have company over.

9. You may be surprised to learn that you indeed had to shit, despite thinking the contrary beforehand.


Fuck bitches. Piss sitting down. Get money.


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Last edited by The Madcap at Jul 2, 2010,
#2
i sit


plus all those reasons in the video plus more is my explaination
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#3
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#6
Why would any self respecting man want to pee sitting down TS????????????
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#8
Standing up. I piss several times a day, some of which aren't in my own house, and there's no way I'm touching a pubic toilet seat.
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#9
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Standing up. I piss several times a day, some of which aren't in my own house, and there's no way I'm touching a pubic toilet seat.
Oh, well, forgot to mention public. Public restrooms are a last resort for me.
#10
I do a bit a both.
If I'm not in a hurry, I'll sit.
If I'm doing something else, I'll just use the the little flap in my boxers.
#11
Standing.

It only takes 30 seconds, and I feel the need to spend 2 or 3 minutes cleaning the seat if I want to sit down, which really isn't worth it for the time I'd be spending.

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#12
I stand in public restrooms, and sometimes at home...it depends on whether i have my ipod, phone, or such going at the same time, or i just want to hang out in the bathroom...in that case ill sit. ill stand when im in a rush
#15
I stand up, always.
Feels good man.

Though I've never tried it sitting down...
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#16
Usually standing up, but I can't believe it never occurred to me that I could just sit down when I'm at someone elses house so they won't hear
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#17
Standing

The only time I sit is when I'm shitting
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#18
Depends. I find that peeing tends to be a green light for other things to happen, so if I'm at home I'll sit down or stand up depending on the schedule I've had so far that day. So basically it's a game time decision.
#21
If I'm doing other things I'll stand, but if I'm just chillin' I'll sit. You can be surprised how much pokemon'ing you can get done when you're on the can. It's so much more comfortable, and it's a lot quieter for when you're at someone's house/people at your house.

I always stand at public restrooms though, and I avoid those like the plague anyway.
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#22
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Wow, how long does it take you to pee?

This is the first thing I thought.

Points 1, 2, 3, 6 and 7 are all irrelevant if it takes you less than a minute. Which, quite frankly, is normal.

Aside from the peeing on yourself point, which only happens if I'm so, so, so very drunk, the remainder of the points aren't really much of an issue/benefit.
#23
Anyone who takes that long to piss must have a tiny knob. For me it's like emptying a bucket.
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#24
I pee standing up for the most part, Usually im doing something, have to pee, get in get out done. first piss of the morning though lke the groggy "blargh !" piss is usually done sitting down so I don't miss.
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#32
well seeing as i am not a lady. i do not do ladies things such as sit down to pee


i voted standing
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#33
I sit in my own home, or else i stand.

sitting=lazy comfort <3
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#35
Standing unless i'm taking a dump too or I'm just super tired.

My ex walked in on me sitting to pee once and she was like "I didnt even know guys could pee sitting down."
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#36
I would like to pee standing up but I would probably need to tape a funnel to my vagina
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I wouldn't know how to pee standing up.

It's really not as glamorous as it sounds.
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