#1
It was a boring night at the bi-weekly bird watchers of the great leaks area meeting yesterday. after the discussion of different variety of blue-toed boobie we decided to watch old seaseme street reruns, during which a picture of a pool table flashed up for 1/7th of second. we all took it as a sign that i should attempt to have intercourse with the billiards table in the living room.

It was quite a traumatic experience. All the other boys threw the balls at me whilst i attempted to untangle myself from the catching net at the end of one or the corner holes. this morning when i looked in the mirror i saw that a mark had appeared on my shoulder in the shape of a verry disgruntled horse.

What should i do? I'm feeling quite bad about it all. has anybody else had any similar experiences?
#4
..Wait, did they throw the horse at you as well? Is that why you have the mark?

If so, I'm not surprised it was disgruntled.
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#5
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pool story bro

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on topic, WHY!!!????!?!?!??@$#&*^$?
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#8
Now we are going to have pool table-human hybrids, great job, TS
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#10
wat is this, i dont even...
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#11
Wut?
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#12
wait wat
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Then
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#13
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pool story bro


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