#1
I just woke up at the crack of one, threw on some Alice Cooper, and got up for the day. What should I do for my birthday?! (I'm in America, for all you out there with different 18yo celebrations)
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

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#3
Get drunk
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#5
Ah, if only you were in England. On my 18th I got up at midday, bought some fags and was in the pub with a nice big steak and a pint of Stella by 1pm. Sucks to be American .
#6
I'd insert an insultive joke and an extremely unwitty remark but I just can't be bothered.

Go out with your friends or anyone who's company you enjoy and just go mental
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
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Drinking age is 21 in the States.


Even more reason to get drunk!
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#14
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Buy porn, cigarettes, and dry ice. Then put them all into a big bottle, close it, and watch them 'SPLODE!

That's...the best idea I've heard today. I'll go out and buy lottery tickets, and paint back over them with some of my girlfriends silver nail polish and sell them to neighborhood kids, and then blow up shit!
I actually do have schizophrenia, so stop making fun of people who have it.

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#15
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buy porn and lottery tickets

Then wank over the lottery tickets and tear up the porn when you don't win.
#16
I went out for a steak dinner then went with my friends to a local bar for a free metal concert, it was pretty sweet. This guy in a wheel chair was even in the mosh pit that's how crazy it was!
#18
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#19
Have a credit/debit card? Go turn on your tv and buy the thing from the first infomercial you see BECAUSE YOU CAN.
I pride myself on my humility.
#20
Congrats man!
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#22
Hum... buy several electrical extensions, plug in your amp in the middle of your street, plug in a mic, too. Then play and sing Alice Cooper's "I'm Eighteen" LOUD so I can listen to it here in Portugal
LIGHTNING
#23
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America is a continent! Country please.


I've not heard of a continent called 'America'.
#24
happy bday




oh and to make you feel better if you don't do anything, my 18th was last week and i did nothing.
you are what you is
#26
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America is a continent! Country please.


Oh? There's just one American continent? You learn something new everyday .

But happy birthday man, go buy some lottery tickets. If you don't smoke cigs buy a cigar or something to puff on just because you can. Buy a fleshlight legally?
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#27
Go to an Indian casino dude. You can gamble there at 18 (but call first, some of them serve alcohol and require you to be 21).
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