#1
Much like Shit My Dad Says, where Jackal58 says funny/mean things to his son, Dear Girls Above Me is another funny twitter account.

In this one, a comedy writer lives below two LA girls that frequent the party scene. He can hear almost everything they say, and posts the funny stuff. They don't know he's doing this, yet anyways.

Enjoy Pit
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#5
That's pretty awesome.
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#8
I haven't clicked it yet, but it sounds amazing.

edit: It's just shit you'd expect from dumb girls, i'm neither amused or entertained.
Last edited by stratkat at Jul 2, 2010,
#11
"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the **** you think, son? I exercised."



If I had one of those twiter accounts I would listen to this guy
#12
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I think Jackal's one was funnier, but that's great stuff all the same.
It's not really him >.>
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
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That's pretty awesome.


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Leave, burn and cut off your testicles, then drop them by the door to be devoured by the Pit Beast.

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#14
Dear Girls Above Me, “I make fun of girls with Louis Vuitton luggage but I secretly want it so bad.” Kinda like my relationship with you.

#DTWD
#15
"I don't want your advice, you're 27 fucking years old...Fine. I don't want your advice, you're 29 fucking years old."


Pecker stole my line.
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#16
Dear Girls Above Me, “I cant help it, a bad boy on a bike totally turns me on.” You know where I live.



that made my day
Last edited by Jobforashredder at Jul 2, 2010,
#17
Best Twitter ever was Stevie Wonder's fake account.



Its now suspended, but it was hilarious.

+ Does this mean that Collin uses Twitter? Cus only fags use Twitter.

By that logic, Collin = fag
RIP Tom Searle.
#19
Quote by MH400
Best Twitter ever was Stevie Wonder's fake account.



Its now suspended, but it was hilarious.

+ Does this mean that Collin uses Twitter? Cus only fags use Twitter.

By that logic, Collin = fag
Yeah. That one was great.

And no I don't use Twitter. I'm a fan of them on Facebook though.

Does that make me a fag?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#20
Quote by element4433
Yeah. That one was great.

Nope. I'm a fan of them on Facebook though.

Does that make me a fag?



Do I get banned if I say yeah?

Nah, I joke. I just find that usually, only Celebrities / people that think they're important use Twitter seriously.


+ lol “You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."
RIP Tom Searle.
#22
Finally, doug benson tries too hard sometimes. Fixyourlife is good sometimes, too.

You know how you'll whisper about someone behind their backs?

Well my dad doesn't hear a whisper, so unfortunately the guy in front of us at football games knew his nickname was Sebum Man the whole time.
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#23
The Old Man twitter account is sublime.

I'll have a look at the Young Girls one after that, if it's even half as good a the other one... dear God, I think I might be dehydrating from all the tears of joy.
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#24
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The Old Man twitter account is sublime.

I'll have a look at the Young Girls one after that, if it's even half as good a the other one... dear God, I think I might be dehydrating from all the tears of joy.
I think it's funnier, but I knew that the Pit people would think Shit My Dad Says is funnier. There's going to be a sitcom based on Shit starring William Shatner.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#25
Dear GAM, “Sometimes when we're out I pretend I'm dumb cause guys think it’s cute.” Good thing I'm here to capture all your smart moments.


YES lol.
We're only strays.
#26
Is he really Mary Steenburgen's son?
funkyducky


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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#27
"Dear Girls Above Me, Your friend who whistles when she talks isn't allowed over anymore. She is confusing the hell out of my dog."


I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#28
Quote by element4433
I think it's funnier, but I knew that the Pit people would think Shit My Dad Says is funnier. There's going to be a sitcom based on Shit starring William Shatner.

GAM didn't do much for me. Shit my dad says could be posted by my kids.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#29
Quote by Jackal58
GAM didn't do much for me. Shit my dad says could be posted by my kids.
The first time I saw that, my first thought was "Is this about Don? It can't be, but it has to!"

Which is why I gave ya the shout out in the OP.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#30
Quote by element4433
The first time I saw that, my first thought was "Is this about Don? It can't be, but it has to!"

Which is why I gave ya the shout out in the OP.


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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#31
Quote by Jackal58
GAM didn't do much for me. Shit my dad says could be posted by my kids.


Really, the man is a genius. If it was you, you'd be me favourite UGer in an instant, even though I don't know you.


GAM is merely OK, has some good ones from time to time.
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#32
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

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