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#2
We have a building at the airport I work at with the letters FOTB on the front of it.
I still don't know what it means.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#3
When I did my laundry, I set my water level to HIGH - MLIP
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#4
Today in school, I learned about unions and all I could think of was circle jerking. MLIP


amidoinitrite? (no really, because I suck at these types of things)
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#6
Sometimes I'm talking to my friends, I vaguely remember a hilarious story someone posted in the Pit and almost set up the story like "Dude this one time, my friend..." before remembering I don't really know the 'author' of the story.

MLIP.
The playground of the world
#8
Some guy started a this exact thread just last night. And I'm sure I've seen it before then too.

*reported*

(Sorry!)
#9
The other day, I saw a trendy new young pop group on TV, hadn't heard their music, but instantly disliked them. MLIP

Think that's about right.
#10
Quote by blake1221
Some guy started a this exact thread just last night. And I'm sure I've seen it before then too.

*reported*

(Sorry!)


I am, in fact, mad.

ಠ_ಠ
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#12
Quote by Primus2112


I see no potential - MLIP
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#14
I'm at home on a Friday night hittin the refresh button every 20 seconds. MLIP


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#15
Fapped during school thinking about shoop threads
MLIP
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#16
I've been picking my Drivers Ed schedule based off of the end each World Cup round to get in my entry to Carmel's contest early. MLIP.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#17
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
I'm at home on a Friday night hittin the refresh button every 20 seconds. MLIP


(._.)

Unfortunately, this
#18
Quote by Zombee
When I did my laundry, I set my water level to HIGH - MLIP

oh god...

when i see Pit or Monkey or Caramilk (Carmel) bars i think of here- MLIP
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#19
Today I heard someone talking about being in a rush. I immediately shouted "shut the fuck up fassa!" MLIP
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#20
i suck at guitar- MLIP.

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#21
Quote by /PurpleWhalez/
I'm at home on a Friday night hittin the refresh button every 20 seconds. MLIP


(._.)

This

The sad part is that this will most likely be one of three posts tonight and I will just lurk until 2 AM
GO RAVENS!

Quote by Ssargentslayer
Waaaait....

Did you just say you can't rape?


2012 NFL Thread Mock Draft Champion
Last edited by somedude789 at Jul 2, 2010,
#22
Quote by JAHellraiser
Today I heard someone talking about being in a rush. I immediately shouted "shut the fuck up fassa!" MLIP


On a related note: my friend told me last week that he couldn't stand rush. My first instinct was to put my hand over his mouth and say, "Shut Up! Fassa might hear you!" MLIP
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
Hmm... seems the thread has been taken over by a swimming pool filled with sperm.

Quote by iantheman
Whenever I run out of tissues, I get worried that I'll be caught hopping through the hallway with my pants around my knees, a dying erection, and a fist full of semen.
#24
Quote by hobson111
Unfortunately, this


Quote by somedude789
This


It's ok, we can be losers together.
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#25
Today, I hit my thumb with a hammer while building a shed. I instantly screamed banned. MLIP

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#26
I see no potential
BLUEGREEN


Quote by sashki
Jazz III. It's not my choice. It's the correct choice.
#27
Fassa, Kensia, Free corey, davross, Carmel b&, lol, penis, rape, I cum blood

MLIP
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#28
Quote by valennic
Today, I hit my thumb with a hammer while building a shed. I instantly screamed banned. MLIP

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#30
A good portion of funny stories I tell my girlfriend are from The Pit. The Sex Thread is where almost all of my sexual advice comes from. When my girlfriend has a question I don't know, my response is usually "I'll ask The Pit".

MLIP
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#31
Today I was liek with dis gurl and den, liek, I made a thread in the Pit, cause, duno lol.
MLIP.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#34
I had to stop myself from saying ackward during actual conversation on several occasions.

MLIP
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#35
Quote by Eddie4President
Sometimes I'm talking to my friends, I vaguely remember a hilarious story someone posted in the Pit and almost set up the story like "Dude this one time, my friend..." before remembering I don't really know the 'author' of the story.

MLIP.

Thought I was the only one.
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#37
Quote by MH400
I've started thinking 'inb4' in real life in various situations.

MLIP.

This but also with +1. Blip or something.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#38
I bursted out laughing in the movie theater during the screening of Antichrist. MLIP.

The Function 5 key of my computer keyboard is broken. MLIP.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#39
Quote by sadSTATUE
I had to stop myself from saying ackward during actual conversation on several occasions.

MLIP

I no longer acknowledge "awkward" as the correct spelling or pronunciation of the word.

MLIP
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