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#1
Dose anyone have a really sexy ass?
I got out of the shower this morning and saw mine in the mirror and was in shock. I can't remember when my ass looked this good.
duck yeah.
#2
Pics or it didn't happen
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#6
nah mine has stretch marks on it. it's kinda disproportionate. The rest of my body is alright looking, if not pretty damn good looking, but my ass...
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#7
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you because....That.
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brot pls
#9
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nah mine has stretch marks on it. it's kinda disproportionate. The rest of my body is alright looking, if not pretty damn good looking, but my ass...


As long as the man boobs are intact.
#11
Uhhhhhh.... *leaves*
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#12
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Isn't muffin a pseudonym of vagina?



What?
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brot pls
#14
if your a dude thats impossible
if your a girl i will believe it when i see it so post pics
#17
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if your a dude thats impossible
if your a girl i will believe it when i see it so post pics


Why can't dude have a nice ass?
I do squats baby cakes.
#18
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Isn't muffin a pseudonym of vagina?

According to Urban Dictionary it is.
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#21
Quote by pack4804
if your a dude thats impossible
if your a girl i will believe it when i see it so post pics

You're spelling is a little off.

Casketcreep, you mean there's something else down there? I thought girls just peed out of their ass. I'm intrigued. And slightly aroused.
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brot pls
#23
Dude give it up.
I've been trying for years to see one.
I'll let you in on a secret though that one of my friends told me about.
If you search hard enough there is actually pictures of naked ladies on the internet.

Honestly, I'm not even joking.


*Edit*

I realised after typing it that a lot of the forum members are quite young, this is probably true for them
#24
Quote by levi.lydat
Why can't dude have a nice ass?
I do squats baby cakes.



female bodys for the most part are the most beautiful things on the planet
dudes on the other hand not so much. my opinion.

i am not a baby and i don't like cake
#25
Quote by pack4804
female bodys for the most part are the most beautiful things on the planet
dudes on the other hand not so much. my opinion.

i am not a baby and i don't like cake


Well my ass can't look better than an average hairy man ass? My ass is good looking for a man ass don't hate. Of coarse my ass won't compete with a sexy lady's ass, don't douche on me.
#27
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Oh dear...

Normally I don't mind but that time I couldn't resist.


Dude, I saw one of those one time. I never found it again though.
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#29
My ass resembles that of a power runner or full back in american football. Don't know if that's considered good or sexy but that's what I got.
#33
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Well my ass can't look better than an average hairy man ass? My ass is good looking for a man ass don't hate. Of coarse my ass won't compete with a sexy lady's ass, don't douche on me.


sorry didnt mean to "douche" on you. the only man ass i recall seeing is my own and it aint pretty so i guess i asumed all man ass is just plain wrong...

as for my "spelling" i never learnt proper englished no good...i speak american
#34
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Sorry, women aren't allowed in the talk of other men's asses!

Of course, of course, I just missed the sign that said "NO GIRLS ALLOWED." Forgive me.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#35
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sorry didnt mean to "douche" on you. the only man ass i recall seeing is my own and it aint pretty so i guess i asumed all man ass is just plain wrong...

as for my "spelling" i never learnt proper englished no good...i speak american

I'm from the South. It's like a whole other language. My physical speech isn't always perfect but I prefer typing relatively well. I think typing incorrectly when you have spell check makes you look bad even if you're very intelligent. I apologize if I offended you.
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brot pls
#36
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Pics of dat ass or shens.

Oldfag

*ahem*
I like my bum. That is all.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#38
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I'm from the South. It's like a whole other language. My physical speech isn't always perfect but I prefer typing relatively well. I think typing incorrectly when you have spell check makes you look bad even if you're very intelligent. I apologize if I offended you.



no problem. im not itellegent and im lazy when it comes to typing.

i most likely spelled half of these words wrong but you get the idea.

and where the hell is spellcheck?

again, im not itellegent so its probably right infront of my face.
#39
Alright brah- if you want to bluff some gays with your muffin into buttsecks then go for it man, I won't be stoppin ya.
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#40
Quote by pack4804
no problem. im not itellegent and im lazy when it comes to typing.

i most likely spelled half of these words wrong but you get the idea.

and where the hell is spellcheck?

again, im not itellegent so its probably right infront of my face.

I Google words I don't know and Firefox underlines misspelled words.
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brot pls
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